Historical events in Civ IV terms

Doesn't that sound like way more fun than global warming? Monsters and nukes have better graphics. And before anybody objects, let's make it a check box option.

Would you go with classic Godzilla (who is apparently modern Godzilla also) or the one off remake fast Godzilla, which would be more like a strength fifty amphibious panther? Need some rapid healing medic promotions, maxed out drill for first strikes, and obviously maxed out barrage for that bad breath!
 
Would you go with classic Godzilla (who is apparently modern Godzilla also) or the one off remake fast Godzilla, which would be more like a strength fifty amphibious panther? Need some rapid healing medic promotions, maxed out drill for first strikes, and obviously maxed out barrage for that bad breath!

I was thinking classic Stomp-pillage towns out of existence, throwing tanks at the Armies who tried to stop him, plus torching airplanes and sound effects.

We'd need flaming fields, forests and oil well graphics, though.

He'd target the city that made the most pollution, trash the fat cross, then stomp one city improvement per turn.
 
Oooh, me me, can I try one?
The Vietnam War:
The Khmer empire was split into two civilizations, North and South Vietnam. The South peace vassaled to the US. When the North invaded the US had to protect its vassal so it DOW North Vietnam and sent a large stack of marines. Unfortunately, the US had to deal with a large number of Woodsmen and guerilla infantry and got bogged down. TO get reinforcements the US drafted many units and ended up with too much unhappiness in its cities. Meanwhile China and Russia were gifting North Vietnam units so it could stand up to America.
The US knowing it couldn't win, ended the war and let South Vietnam get taken by the North.
 
Don't forget, right at the end we rolled the Impeachment event which threw our capital into revolt and sealed the deal... :(
 
The french thought it was cool to leave just one riflemen in each city and spread there army out in a long line along the border... what noobs.

The germans wasted alot of time on cruise missiles.

Russia FINALLY got their army all the way over to japan... and then america vassaled them and ended the war.
 
The Turks attack both Byzantium and the Arabs, conquering the Christian Holy City Jerusalem and half the Byzantine Empire. Alexios Komnenos (AGG/ORG) is the Apostolic Palace resident, and puts forward the "Declare War on Alp Arslan (AGG/IMP)" motion, which passes.

Unfortunately for the Byzantines, England, France, and the HRE are more interested in taking Jerusalem for themselves than helping fight the Turks back from Constantinople. While Byzantium manages to recover some territory, it's ineligible for the next election and loses the AP.
 
Vikings expanded too rapidly overseas. Negative GPT eventually disbanded all their units and was never heard of again in history of mankind.
 
so...

I think Abu Bakr Bagdadi from ISIL (new islam state in sysria and iraq) is playing a very good game of civ with advanced modern era start.
He did an unexpected rush on his neighbours and already has some sources of oil.

Also note his name.... no media in my country even noticed that, but civ IV players would know
 
The french thought it was cool to leave just one riflemen in each city and spread there army out in a long line along the border... what noobs.

The germans wasted alot of time on cruise missiles.

Russia FINALLY got their army all the way over to japan... and then america vassaled them and ended the war.

Stupid Hitler didn't realize you can't take Britain only by planes.


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Stupid Hitler didn't realize you can't take Britain only by planes.


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he was trying to bomb their farms, but then he misclicked and hit London instead :lol:
 
he was trying to bomb their farms, but then he misclicked and hit London instead :lol:

He must've also misclicked on the Russia diplomacy screen. :D

Also Hideki Tojo was stupid attacking ships with planes, they can only damage them!


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He must've also misclicked on the Russia diplomacy screen. :D

Also Hideki Tojo was stupid attacking ships with planes, they can only damage them!


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Hitler made a lot of misclicks, like dunkirk. In fact he made so many misclicks that he rage quit before he lost :lol:
 
Poor Roosevelt's game crashed :(


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Before WWII, Italy DOWed on the Ethiopians with Rifles and got their initial stack ass-whooped by fortified Oromo Warriors. Eventually, however, the Italians brought in fighters to bombard city defenses, leading to their victory.


:confused::confused::confused: Italy never defeated Ethiopia...
 
Apparently IRL some Ethiopian soldiers only had spears.


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