History Jokes Thread

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

Not exactly history, however Im planning on singing this song to my wife so I'll probably be history:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhG8E2M4-DI

 

[Traitorfish]

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It wasn't that funny, you just want an excuse to bash on ideologies that you don't understand.

 

[Emperor2]

HEY! I have read a good portion of Communist literature, most likely more Marx than any capitalist ever has. And I have an odd sense of humor, funny things for most people really ARE hillarious to me. My parents really don't like how I "Over-Exxagerate" funny things.

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

Its sorta bad quality but I just whipped this up pretty fast:

 

[deo]

I couldn't find the old one, so I decided to start a new one.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=128171

 

[nonconformist]

most likely more Marx than any capitalist ever has.

Yes, because political science and economics most definitely don't have to read that kind of literature.

So, tell me, how many volumes of the multi-thousand page spanning Das Kapital have you read?

 

[Traitorfish]

Yes, because political science and economics most definitely don't have to read that kind of literature.

So, tell me, how many volumes of the multi-thousand page spanning Das Kapital have you read?

How much of it can be found in a McCarthy-era "CommuNazis Hate America" pamphlet?

 

[TheLastOne36]

Copied from another thread where i posted it:

Teacher: How was the roman empire cut in half?
Pupil: With a pair of Ceasers!

another one:

First Roman: We had wild boar for dinner last night.

Second Roman: Wild?

First Roman: Well, he wasn't too pleased about it!

 

[Gaius Octavius]

I looked for a picture of this but couldn't find one anywhere... Suffice it to say it was taken from a Pearls Before Swine comic.


Pig goes into a diner to get something to eat. A waitress comes over:

Waitress: "Welcome to Mr. Korba's diner. Are you ready to order... what's that on your head?"

Pig: "Oh, that. It's a wig. I'm going to a Halloween party dressed as Ronald Reagan."

Waitress: "Oh. Well, are you ready to order?"

Pig: "Not just yet. Give me a minute."

Waitress: "Okay. When you get ready, just give your order to our chef over there."

[There is a large sign on the wall above the chef that reads, "Whaaaaaaa?"]

Pig: "What's the sign for?"

Waitress: "Oh, that... Our chef is a very mean person, and hates all these custom orders people make. So he put that sign up so he could just point to it and say, "Whaaaaaa?" as though he doesn't know what they're talking about when they order something not on the menu."

Pig: "That's terrible! I'm going to have a word with him..."

He walks over to the chef, and says the magic words...

Spoiler :

"Mr. Korba's chef, tear down this whaaaaaaa!"

And if that didn't make you groan, nothing will.