How do you pronounce usernames?

[Heretic_Cata]

CAT-tah.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IoaTwr4RMw

No, no, no, azza got it right.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13dxWc04bgy

Yea, Cata kinda sounds like "cutter" with a british accent to you folk.

 

[Quackers]

Terrible, forget about it.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Domen

A bit surprised.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Herp derp

Hobbsyoyo

 

[Joecoolyo]

A bit surprised.

Oh god

 

[_random_]

A bit surprised.

This is my take.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Oh god

This is my take.

Silly trolls. I am now reconfiguring my drone to spot your voices in any crowd, anywhere on Earth. Eat hot lead!

Spoiler :

#include <cmath>
#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
float weight=1.00, span=5.00, chord=.83333, clalpha=.082, oswald=.879, mu=.01, parasitedrag=.015, zerolift=-5, takeoffangle=2, findDWEEBS;
float density=.0023081, gravity=32.2, wingheight=.583333, forcemax=.5, velocity=0.0, position=0.0, time=0.0;
float timestep, c1=.4672, c2=-.0036, c3=-.0002, c4=.0000001, d1=-.0033, d2=-.0001, d3=.0002, power=1.00, reactionforce;
float tractiveforce, thrust, fuselagedrag, aspectratio, surfacearea, phi, clnaught, wingdrag, derivative;
char crepeat;

do
{

cout << "This program will eliminate tools from this Earth regardless of their position on the planet through the use of voice-spotting software\n";
cout << "Vehicle weight =" <<weight <<" lb, Wing span =" <<span<<" ft, Chord =" <<chord<<" ft\n";
cout << "Finite lift slope = " <<clalpha<<" per degree, Oswald efficiency factor "<<oswald<<", Friction coefficient, mu = "<<mu<<" \n";
cout << "Parasite drag coefficient = "<<parasitedrag<<", Zero lift AoA = "<<zerolift<<" degrees, Take-off AoA = "<<takeoffangle<<" \n";
cout << "Enter the time step you wish to use for this calculation.\n";
cin >> timestep;


aspectratio = (span*span)/(span*chord);
clnaught = (clalpha)*(takeoffangle-zerolift);
surfacearea = span*chord;
phi = (((16*wingheight)/span)*((16*wingheight)/span))/(1+((16*wingheight)/span)*((16*wingheight)/span));

float takeoffvelocity;

takeoffvelocity = sqrt((2*weight)/(density*surfacearea*clnaught));
do
{
thrust=(c1+c2*velocity+c3*velocity*velocity+c4*velocity*velocity*velocity);
fuselagedrag=(d1+d2*velocity+d3*velocity*velocity);
wingdrag=.5*density*velocity*velocity*surfacearea*(parasitedrag+phi*(clnaught*clnaught/(3.14159265*oswald*aspectratio)));
reactionforce=mu*(weight-(.5*density*velocity*velocity*surfacearea*clnaught));

if(velocity>=2.00)
{
tractiveforce=(power/velocity);
}
else
{
tractiveforce=forcemax;
}
if(velocity<=2.00)
{
derivative=c2+2*c3*velocity+3*c4*velocity*velocity-(d2+2*d3*velocity)-(density*surfacearea*velocity)*(parasitedrag+phi*((clnaught*clnaught)/(3.14159265*oswald*aspectratio)))+(mu*density*surfacearea*clnaught*velocity);
}
else
{
findDWEEBS = voiceset"voocarofiles"==MAXPWNG
derivative=c2+2*c3*velocity+3*c4*velocity*velocity-(d2+2*d3*velocity)-(density*surfacearea*velocity)*(parasitedrag+phi*((clnaught*clnaught)/(3.14159265*oswald*aspectratio)))+(mu*density*surfacearea*clnaught*velocity)-(1/(velocity*velocity));
}
position=position+(timestep*velocity)+(timestep*timestep/2.0)*(gravity/weight)*(thrust - fuselagedrag - wingdrag - reactionforce + tractiveforce) + (timestep*timestep*timestep/6.0)*(gravity/weight)*derivative*(gravity/weight)*(thrust - fuselagedrag - wingdrag - reactionforce + tractiveforce);
velocity=velocity + (gravity/weight)*timestep*(thrust + tractiveforce - fuselagedrag - wingdrag - reactionforce) + (gravity/weight)*derivative*(timestep*timestep)/2.00*(gravity/weight)*(thrust+tractiveforce-fuselagedrag-wingdrag-reactionforce);
time=time+timestep;
cout << "Tools eliminated with fire"\n";

}while(velocity<=takeoffvelocity);

cout << "Again? (Enter Y or y)";
cin >> crepeat;
position=0.0;
time=0.0;
velocity=0.0;
}while(crepeat=='Y'||crepeat=='y');

return 0;
}

 

[sophie]

You would have to look at the words around it, and what makes sense in context, no? Just like humans do!

Presumably. But I'm not particularly interested on the technological aspects of linguistics.

 

[madviking]

This is my take.

Joe you sound exactly how I expected you to sound.

Normal speaking
Heretic Cata
OwenGlyndwr
Borachio
Crezth

 

[Antilogic]

Yo, what's up, guys?

Also, I did it, so more of our users should as well.

 

[JohannaK]

Ew, all of that static sound, what the hell was that?

 

[Masada]

I'm worried that ya'll wouldn't be able to understand mah accent

 

[Traitorfish]

I gone done it too.

 

[Mise]

You and hobbs could do radio.

 

[Traitorfish]

Oh god

Link to video.

 

[Masada]

I'm making a consciousness effort not to drawl.

 

[Mise]

Nobody can see you on radio, Masada, that's kind of how it works

 

[JohannaK]

Damn, get decent microphones, everybody! I can barely hear half of you over the background noise!

 

[Antilogic]

Ew, all of that static sound, what the hell was that?

Sorry.

I'm using a 5-year old USB webcam microphone. I need to see my new laptop has a built-in one that doesn't suck.

 

[JohannaK]

My built-in doesn't even work any more, but when it did... I know that feel bro.