How many housecats could you take on?

[Archbob]

Now the ultimate question.

These are not Bobcats, these are regular housecats. They are intent on pwning you. Its tag team for the cats, they are not declawed. How many could you take on before succuming to their furry wrath?

 

[classical_hero]

I have enough trouble controlling the cats we already have.

 

[ArneHD]

I think it depends on the cat and the environment, in circumstances favourable to the cat(s) one or two could probably do me severe harm, possibly killing me.

 

[Tergiversater]

Pretty sure I could just boot each one as it tagged in, until I ran out of energy to kick.. so thousands.

 

[bhsup]

I think it depends on the cat and the environment, in circumstances favourable to the cat(s) one or two could probably do me severe harm, possibly killing me.

Indeed. It's just sheer luck that I haven't yet succumbed to any of my masters' pets' machinations yet. The ol' trip me as I am going down stairs is a classic that has come close a few times.

 

[Antilogic]

Indeed. It's just sheer luck that I haven't yet succumbed to any of my masters' pets' machinations yet. The ol' trip me as I am going down stairs is a classic that has come close a few times.

I trained my parent's cat to attack ankles by putting treats in my socks.

They were not appreciative of the gesture, largely because of stair-related ambushes.

 

[Silurian]

I read the title as "how many housecoats could you take on"

 

[ZeletDude]

Cats are beasts of the devil - I doubt I could survive long pitted up against one.

 

[.Shane.]

Had 4 and that was too many. Currently at 3 and will hold steady at 2.

 

[Hygro]

I read the title as "how many housecoats could you take on"

You'll never take me alive!

 

[KmDubya]

Once you kill the first two you can grab them by the tail and beat the rest to death. Actually you don't even need to kill the two that you use as "cat-chucks" Tool users for the win

 

[azzaman333]

This depends entirely on how many cats I have trained as my own personal army.

 

[Zelig]

Until my bobcat ran out of fuel, so probably several thousand.

 

[Perfection]

Depends on if I'm wearing pants and have taken antihistamines.

 

[cav scout]

Ah I see the bobcat threads were just cover so you could start this thread about hurting cats.

 

[Zack]

One scratch from one housecat likely would not end in anything more than a shallow flesh wound, therefore I could kill an unlimited number of cats.

 

[sophie]

One scratch from one housecat likely would not end in anything more than a shallow flesh wound, therefore I could kill an unlimited number of cats.

What if the cats have rabies?

 

[Gucumatz]

Some people don't have time to bleed