How to Know when you have been Nesing for too long..

[Swissempire]

302: You have already sttempted that, but the STUPID AD POPS UP WHEN YOU TRY TO ACCESS THE FORUMS, THUS FREEZING THE COMPUTER!

 

[jalapeno_dude]

303. You've NESed at your school using www.stupidcensorship.com!

 

[Lord_Iggy]

304. You are so thankful that you want to send JD money.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

305. You'd prefer better results in LINESII to money!

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Sorry, moral standards not that low yet.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

What, you don't want a mass genocide of your entire NES world? I can't imagine why not...

I don't care, so long as my fall is massive and glorious!

 

[Lord_Iggy]

ATM, you're showing few signs of slowing. Your economy is mighty, your people are all zealots, and you have a titanic military. Only a last alliance of other nations can stop you.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Ah yes, last desperate alliances against the evil empire are always fun! Except that they have an annoying habit of succeeding...

 

[Kal'thzar]

Ah yes, last desperate alliances against the evil empire are always fun! Except that they have an annoying habit of succeeding...

LINES....:/

306. You plot sleeping...

 

[jalapeno_dude]

LINES....:/

306. You plot sleeping...

Well, in that case the alliance failed, but one nation acting on its own (i.e. Hawaii ) succeeded...

307. You wonder why 306 is so extraordinary; doesn't everyone do that?

 

[Dachs]

Ah yes, last desperate alliances against the evil empire are always fun! Except that they have an annoying habit of succeeding...

Except in ITNES. We had three of those, and none succeeded even slightly.

308. You distrust paper and pen(cil), as they are hard, physical evidence of your plans/writing for other NESers to find.

 

[Silver Steak]

Well, in that case the alliance failed, but one nation acting on its own (i.e. Hawaii ) succeeded...

307. You wonder why 306 is so extraordinary; doesn't everyone do that?

I would say that I succeeded as well, at least moderately.

 

[Disenfrancised]

I would say that I succeeded as well, at least moderately.

Heck if you succeeded the Vandalian nations did even better .

309. You should distrust digital records as well, as its pretty likely das's secret service agents have inserted a key logging program into your computer

 

[Dachs]

310. Your best friends are das's secret service agents, who are in your house so often that you have started up conversation, gotten to know each other, developed a nascent friendship...

 

[Erik Mesoy]

311. You've written so many stories that you could actually be considered an author if you compiled them into a book.

312. You refer to your narrative and storywriting skills as "I can bend over and crap stories out of my ass".

 

[Kentharu]

313: you actually think # 312 is true for all NESers and wonder if you should wipe after taking a story crap (its like a brain fart! )

314: you sit in class typing this because you are SOO BORED HONORS ENGLISH SUCKS!

 

[Swissempire]

315: You get arngry becasue Kentharu can check the forum and post IN CLASS!

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Buy a laptop, then. And a wireless network card.

316. You buy a laptop with a wireless network card so that you can NES in class. (I didn't. I got my laptop because I got good university grades at the age of 16.)

 

[Kentharu]

holy crap erik your 16 and yu go to UNIVERSITY!! AHHH you bloody over acheiver *shakes fist* YAR!!

 

[Israelite9191]

I may not be in college, but I will be taking college level American History next year, at 14.

317. You stay home from school to finish an update even though you have already missed 20+ days of school and could techinically be forced to repeat the year.

EDIT: Still think Erik and the like are over achievers.