I would like to propose my theory that...

[_random_]

I agree with this. As I handsome straight man, I assume all my straight male friends are friends with me because they're attracted to me sexually.

Damn, you know about that?

 

[GamezRule]

Shh! You'll expose yourself!

 

[Mr. Dictator]

As a handsome man, I dissent with your hypothesis, chap.

My friends are chosen for their arsenal of varying talents, carefully chosen to assist me if I need them for my latest get rich quick scheme.

 

[Hygro]

There are a lot more ugly people than okay-looking or handsome people, if you haven't noticed.

This is scientifically false.

depending on definitions

 

[Winner]

Homosexuality doesn't exist, it's a social construct

 

[classical_hero]

I agree with this. As I handsome straight man, I assume all my straight male friends are friends with me because they're attracted to me sexually.

Yes you are.

 

[Monsterzuma]

ITT:

drumroll.

PROJECTION

ba-dum tss.

 

[Neonanocyborgasm]

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