Perfection
The Great Head.
Why don't we kill tow birds with one stone and send those pesky illegal immgirants to Iraq. Then they could have citizenship after a certain amount of service.
What do you folks think?
What do you folks think?
Idea: Illegal immigrants in Iraq!
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amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
They'd be perfect for counterterrorism. Who'd suspect they're our soldiers? They're brown and they don't speak English. 
This sounds to me a lot like the French or Spanish Foreign Legion, a sort of army for the non-citizens and maybe a fast-pass to citizenship.
This sounds to me a lot like the French or Spanish Foreign Legion, a sort of army for the non-citizens and maybe a fast-pass to citizenship.
Oerdin
Deity
Perfection said:
I think you're behind the times since the US has been offering citizenship for military service for around 50 years now.
Perfection
The Great Head.
But have they been offering them to illegal immigrants?Oerdin said:
blackheart
unenlightened
Military service or other services, Perfection?
Perfection
The Great Head.
Military, of course!blackheart said:
Elta
我不会把这种
Yeah but with alot of stipulations.Oerdin said:
90% of people in mexico finish 8th grade
15 - 20% finish high school (the number is lower because in most states you have to pay for your own schooling)
(if your not canadian or american click here so you can understand the rest of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GED)
Anyway I got a 650 in my math section of the GED (which is like a 80 something %) and let me tell ya the homework my 8th grade cousin brings home is way harder than what I had to do to graduate (yeah I got a GED to since it was worth 12 credits of the 20 I needed to graduate)
I just went to mexico and my cousin was like hey you graduated help me out on this problem and ..... I just stood there with a stupid look on my face.
I say gimme the money to open up a bunch of english schools (not teaching it thou
) along the border (border towns are said to have 90% of the population wanting to move - 50% in mexico overall)20 HRS of english a week for a year,making the army take people with GEDs
I would say with total confidince that you could get over 100,000 recruits easy.
Till
Adventurer
Here i was, thinking you suggested to form Minute Mullahs to combat illegal terrorist imigration into Iraq.
azzaman333
meh
Perfection is on crack. But if it could/would happen, itd be a good idea.
Xenocrates
Deity
Some of the ideas that people propose on here for disussion are stinkers, and this is the Daddy. This is the king daddy of stinkerville.
It's just so wrong on so many levels that it's impossible to formulate a sentence to explain why.
It's just so wrong on so many levels that it's impossible to formulate a sentence to explain why.
Pyrite
Emperor
The aclu is pissed.
7ronin
海軍少佐
We already have bootcamps full of non-citizens enlisting in the armed forces precisely because Congress has passed laws to fast track citizenship for non-citizen service members. The military recruiters have been taking flak in the west coast media because they are heavily recruiting in immigrant neighborhoods.
Sahkuhnder
Delusions of grandeur
Could we deport American Idol along with the illegal aliens?
If we're going to dream we may as well do it all the way.
If we're going to dream we may as well do it all the way.
FriendlyFire
Codex WMDicanious
What do you think the national guard are doing at the mexico border ?
RECUITMENT
RECUITMENT
7ronin
海軍少佐
Sahkuhnder said:
Only if Simon Cowell is made point man on the first patrol by the 321st American Idol Suicide Battalion.
Dear Perfection:
Rambuchan
The Funky President
I voted for the "Perfection was on crack while coming up with idea" option. 
tomsnowman123
Simple Liver
I think we need to worry more about getting the immigrants in the country, not out. And the crack option was good, count me in.
Urederra
Mostly harmless
Here is another idea:
Spammers to Irak. We kill two birds with one stone as well.
EDIT: On second thoughts, I think it is a brilliant idea. Let's recruit all the illegal immigrants, train them, give them weapons and stuff, so the can uprise shortly before sending them to Irak and conquer the USA once and for all.
You can recruit Chavez to do the business.
Spammers to Irak. We kill two birds with one stone as well.
EDIT: On second thoughts, I think it is a brilliant idea. Let's recruit all the illegal immigrants, train them, give them weapons and stuff, so the can uprise shortly before sending them to Irak and conquer the USA once and for all.
You can recruit Chavez to do the business.
