If u could write your own epitaf?

[~Corsair#01~]

"I ATEN'T DEAD"
Either that or just a gold engraving of the world. Kinda like this.

 

[Blasphemous]

"Witness me in death
I do not regret a word I've said."
A modification of a line from a song by Blind Guardian. (Originally "witness my last breath".)

 

[Amenhotep7]

I'd just set up a tombstone and fake my death. Here's the epitaph:

"Leave me money or I shall haunt you!"

 

[Ramius75]

Ramius : 1975 -2975
"Damn, forgot to take the gene Therapy !!"

Somemore makeup

Bart Simpson: "I promise i wont play with toaster in the bathroom,I promise i wont play with toaster in the bathroom,I promise i wont play with toaster in the bathroom,I promise i wont play with toaster in the bathroom,I promise i wont play with toaster in the bathroom"

Arnold Swazenegger : " I'll be back"

George W Bush: "I still think there are WMD in Iraq"

Tony Blair: "I will be buried next to Bush"

Juniciro Kozumi: " Joining the rank of Class 1 war criminal"

Michael jackson: "Just... one... more... cosmetic... surgery..."

Civilsation game player: "Just... one...more...turn..."

John kerry: " To all who didnt vote for me: See i told u so... "

Gary Coleman: " Return unopen"

Minime : "Buried 6 cm under"

Leonardo Dicaprio: "I said U jump I jump. Not u push u jump"

Keanu Reeve: "There is no grave" Or " Wooooooooohoooo"

Takeru Kobayashi: "Just... one... more....hotdog...."

Annabel Chong: "Just~~one~~more~~"

God: "America still cannot clear its deficits"

 

[JohnRM]

"Don't you have anything better to do?"