If you had to be a teacher..

[skadistic]

Military because then when a student is ill-behaved you can punish them.

 

[Golden Touch]

in september i'm starting training to be a secondary school science teacher. eeeshk. and i wanna teach state ed. not private.

 

[CaptainF]

Military, because as others have said I could whup the asses of all the retards who won't listen.

 

[Red Door]

Private High School or a professor, preferably the second.

 

[emzie]

It really depends. I would rather be a middle school teacher in a small rich district (or private school) than a high school teacher in a larger, poorer district.

Ideally, I'd be a high school teacher in a rich district or at a private school.

 

[Zarn]

I would teach high school.

BTW, I am becoming teacher. Go social sciences.

 

[Perfection]

I'd teach pantomime at Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College.

 

[Babbler]

As alluded before in this thread, an university professor is a much different job than a teacher. For one thing, professors do research.

I go with professor.

 

[Kozmos]

Elementary. Because I could be a pedo then.

 

[Zarn]

As alluded before in this thread, an university professor is a much different job than a teacher. For one thing, professors do research.

I go with professor.

To an extent, everyone does research.

 

[puglover]

Middle schoolers would be hell to teach.

I actually considering going for an English degree and becoming a high school writing teacher, but they make pathetic money. Maybe I'll go into engineering instead.

 

[Phlegmak]

Would you teach middle school, high school, or elementary school or something else in the poll?

I would never teach anything higher then elementary school if i had to be a teacher. The kids in middle school i remember are some of the worst people on the planet.

I've already taught university classes. It's not so bad.

 

[robo-snickers]

HIGH SCHOOL
cause im in high school!

 

[amadeus]

Suicide.

...

 

[robo-snickers]

Suicide.

...

i hope that goes well

 

[Shylock]

Would you teach middle school, high school, or elementary school or something else in the poll?

I would never teach anything higher then elementary school if i had to be a teacher. The kids in middle school i remember are some of the worst people on the planet.

Middle school: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I'd say University. Less restrictive, students are adults and therefore more likely to care and there are little to no parental interference. Plus I could get graduate students to do pretty much everything and play video games in my office all the period.

 

[Souron]

As alluded before in this thread, an university professor is a much different job than a teacher. For one thing, professors do research.

I go with professor.

But that requires a PhD. Simply being a lecturer at a university does not require a PhD, but does grant the benefits of teaching university students.

Also, not all professors do research.

 

[aneeshm]

This poll should have been multiple choice - I'd have voted for private tuition and university.

 

[aneeshm]

Why isn't there an option for private tuition - where you tutor children in a subject, in a small group which you choose yourself?

 

[Perfection]

Yeah, there's no choice for Clown College either, really needs to have an other option.