If you singlehandedly led some sort of vast realm what would your title be?

[useless]

grand Prince! or maybe just Grand master..

 

[Dezzilisk]

Kirky.


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[Dann]

Teh Great One.

He who is to be obeyed absolutely, without question or hesitation.

Rebellious subjects will be smited.

 

[West 36]

Big Brother. I'd have a head start on posters.

That or: Your Awesomeness.

 

[Sims2789]

I'd be the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

 

[Abaddon]

I'd stick with my current RL name:

Lord Louis Thomas Robert Rogerson of Lochaber BSc (Hons)

 

[Lightning Count]

By the Grace of God, His Imperial Majesty Lightning Count I, Emperor of Earth, Sovereign of the Realm, Protector of the Moon, Commissioner of Major League Baseball, Declarer of the Star Trek Canon, Defender of the Faith, Model of All That is Awesome, Chief of the Cake Committee, and Richard Nixon's Evil Twin

 

[Grisu]

Käpt'n Ovi

can't get any awesomer than that

 

[Abaddon]

How odd, until this point i always read your name as "kleptinov"

 

[Hygro]

Your hungness

 

[Julian Delphiki]

Shadow.

 

[philippe]

.

THERE IS NO NAME THAT CAN SUBSCRIBE THE SHEER TERROR OF MY COMING, POEPLE DISBAND ALL MEMORIES OF MINE IN AN ATTEMPT TO FORGET, BUT THE UNNAMED ALWAYS COMES TWICE. ​

 

[Truronian]

The Evisceratrix

 

[classical_hero]

Your hungness

So do you want to be hung like a black man?

Spoiler for joke :

A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 stunningly beautiful women.
He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet.
He looks down and notices the floor is covered in $100 notes.
Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it!

Standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb and hang him by the neck until dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies!

One blonde genie says to the other,
"I can understand the first wish..... having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

 

[bhsup]

Somebody doesn't know what a Preator was.

And someone here was never a Star Trek fan. A Praetor is the head of the Romulan government. Besides, I always liked the word, so that is what I would choose to be called.

 

[Grisu]

How odd, until this point i always read your name as "kleptinov"

Kleptinov?

sounds cleptomanic to me

 

[Mirc]

Emperor.
Classic and awesome.

Well said. Same for me.

 

[Mirc]

So do you want to be hung like a black man?

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[Yoda Power]

"Dude" would be my title.

 

[aneeshm]

If I ruled the entire world, then I'd be a Chakravartin.

Otherwise, true power requires no title, so I'll decree that I be referred to without any title, as just "He" or "Him".