If you were a Porn Star, what would your name be?

[Rambuchan]

This is to make up for my disappointment with the other 'If you were a pornstar' thread.

It's a game we played a few times when there were big groups of folks together who didn't know each yet. Nice ice breaker. Here's how it goes...


You tell us what your pornstar name would be. Now you can't just choose any name. Oh no. There are rules. Your two part name is decided quite simply.

Part A - Your Pornstar First Name: That's the name of your first ever pet. eg. "Fluffy, Fido, Rover, Tricksy"...

Part B - Your Pornstar Surname: That's your mother's maiden name, the name she had before she got married. You may not want to share this, so why not take the surname of your first ever teacher instead.

Now I'm not the best person to start this, because my first pet was called Corrie. And my mother had the same surname as I have now (no I am not an inbred), so I aint sharing that. Instead my first teacher was a guy called Mr Chongolo. Therefore my pornstar name would be: "Corrie Chongolo".

Pretty lame as pornstar names goes, I know. But there will be better ones that come out. Have a go and you'll see.........

 

[Jawz II]

Buck Futter

 

[Rambuchan]

Hey! I'd buy your movies!

 

[Jawz II]

damn, cracked myself up

im an idiot.

EDIT: wow this is pretty weird, i just read the whole thread, and my first dog ever was actually named buck! no crap!

 

[nonconformist]

Can't I make one up instead? Like with my first name? I have a good one too

 

[Hitro]

I never had a pet.

 

[Rambuchan]

Well just make one up or I'll have to get a mod to rename this to "The Lead Balloon Thread".

 

[nonconformist]

I never had a pet.

I dub thee "Horny Hermann"

 

[Masquerouge]

So my first pet was a goldfish named bap-bap. My first ever teacher was named Tertian.

So Bap-bap Tertian is my incredibly stupid porn name

 

[bathsheba666]

Penny Woodhead

(Beagle & Teacher)

 

[Hitro]

I dub thee "Horny Hermann"

Not "Pickle Hood"?

 

[Rambuchan]

Penny Woodhead? That sounds like some pornstar in transition between two genders!

 

[nonconformist]

Not "Pickle Hood"?

Well, maybe "Panzer Spearhead", or "Heinrich Inher", or maybe "Hermann Goenin"

 

[Hitro]

Lothar Kuntz?

 

[bathsheba666]

Penny Woodhead? That sounds like some pornstar in transition between two genders!

I read it as someone whom it doesn't take much incentive to get going....

 

[Urederra]

Part 1: My first pet was a fish and i didn't named it, so that would be "no-name"

Part II. My mother's first surname is still her first surname. In Spain we use two surnames, the first one comes from the father's first surname and the second one comes from the mother's first surname. Women don't change surnames when they get married. It is less sexist and less ambiguous (since everybody has two surnames instead of one, there are less possibilities of finding two people with the same name(s) and surnames.

I cannot remember the surname of my first teacher, I was 4 years old. Long time ago.

So that would be No-name Forgotten.

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

Ben Higgins.

 

[Kyriakos]

Hungaryan would be a pretty cool pornstar name

 

[Urederra]

Hungaryan would be a pretty cool pornstar name

Hungaryass would be a cooler one.

 

[stormbind]

Tiger Wriggler, yeah baby!