If you were a Porn Star, what would your name be?

[IglooDame]

By the rules, "Kiki Kolakowski"

Hmmmm...

 

[happy_Alex]

Sir Lance-a-lot

 

[The Last Conformist]

"Plupp Billing"

 

[marshal zhukov]

Either:

1. Hardman Hutch

Or

2. Biggus Dickus

Mine would be

Greatus Woodus

or

The Slammer

 

[Scrimshaw]

My porn name would be the same as my pirate name

Long Dong Silver



(by the rules I'd be Fluffy Walker)

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

Ben Dover!

 

[RoboPig]

Iroquois Fernandez!

 

[Rambuchan]

Long Dong Silver

(by the rules I'd be Fluffy Walker)

Stay breaking the rules.

@ happy: You've been spotted. You have a pet called Sir? And a teacher with the name Lance-a-lot? Cha right! (Effective though )

@ Igloo: That's a great porn star name! Not for you though.

 

[greekguy]

By the rules, i'd be Zippy Goldstein. but i've heard before of a system where it is first name first pet, second name street you grew up on. so in my case, it would be: Zippy Van Pelt.

 

[volta]

By the rules I would be Chino White. Some people do pet's name + the first street you lived on, for me that would be Chino Summerfield.

 

[Left]

Junior Wood.

Wow, that completely sucks.

 

[SoCalian]

Iroquois Fernandez!

that is one hott name

 

[Neonanocyborgasm]

Look at my nick.

 

[Lifeblood]

Rugg Muncher

 

[Fifty]

According to the rules and using my teacher's name...

Boobs McSlutty

 

[Atlas14]

King Cobra

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Tornado Kumquat

or

Mario Phelps

 

[Irish Caesar]

As I never had a pet, I'll use the name of my friend's dog and be

Sparky Sylvester

 

[Whomp]

I've heard it as your last name is your street you grew up on and that would be Ruff Highland but my first favorite teacher would make it Ruff Carachi.

 

[Taliesin]

Using the street as last name, it would be Shema Forest.