Imperium Offtopicum VI

[Arakhor]

((Domination, you've been suspended this update. You really shouldn't be posting.))

 

[ilduce349]

Alliance:
The Reformed Ottoman Empire

Don't forget the union of Asian states.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

No I haven't forgot, I want all of these to accept so I can add them to my first post

 

[Dem Taqat]

Carthage assures the caliphate that our opinions on trade never change, we are happy to confirm a trade agreement still exists between our Nations.

DT
Carthaginian

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Please give me a response as soon as possible

Poland accepts the overture for exchange of goods and services.

 

[ilduce349]

The Caliphate Diplomacy
Please give me a response as soon as possible

Trade agreements:
Empire of Great Japan

I'd be surpised if any member of the union refused a trade agreement with a fellow member. I accept

 

[GhostWriter16]

((Domination, you've been suspended this update. You really shouldn't be posting.))

I thought a suspension simply meant no claims? I could be wrong however...

I'll stop until Taillesskangaru clarifies...

 

[Joecoolyo]

Hm. Seems like we'd get nowhere with that kind of set up. So I'll help return things back to normal by agreeing to the terms of white peace with the Horde. The Bund returns to Klein Venedig with the merchant shipments meant for Russia.

The Ottoman Empire shall have peace with the Horde. In other news today, record low temperatures have been recorded in Hell. The damned take a break from eternal torture and have an ice skating competition.

The Horde applauds the wisdom shown by Klein-Venedig and the Ottomans, and in return, gifts one of the Khan's finest horses to you both of your rulers for their personal use.



Now, just one more peace treaty to make, Siberia, please sign a white peace with us. We both know that this war will go nowhere, and this is the most bare bones deal we can offer, neither of us gain anything, and neither of us lose anything.

How does that sound?

 

[Gruekiller]

Klein Venedig thanks the Horde for its understanding and appreciation of peace, as well as for the horse which was sent to us.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Poland reiterates its offer of NAP-trade packages with the Ottomans and Pacific Federation, and proposes similar agreements with France, Spain and Carthage. (I'm a little short on diplospeak at the moment.)

We graciously accept the offer. Hopefully this will open up new wealth for both of our nations. I am going to have to turn down the agreement with Japan, though. Our nations do not have enough trade relations to make it profitable for me to allow you the cheap passage through Gibralter that comes with a trade deal.

From the front page of La Periodica del Imperio Nuevo de Espana:

Spain Lays Claim to Argentina!​

Today, a unit of Spanish soldiers landed outside of Buenos Aires and entered the city. They were attacked by the king of the city-state that had developed after the collapse of the IUN, but he was easily overthrown. Once the Spanish had engaged the local military, many local anti-warlord militias sprung up around the city and helped the Spanish. They were welcomed as liberators, not as Conquistadores. After news spread, other areas of Argentina began requesting to join Spain. They were accepted, and there were great parties in Madrid and in Buenos Aires.
Besides being a great triumph for Spain, it was also a triumph for international cooperation. Before sending troops, King Matteo met with the leaders of the other South American Empires and recieved their blessing in the invasion. Hopefully this will be a beacon of hope and an example for all nations of international cooperation.

 

[Gruekiller]

Klein Venedig congratulates Spain's military success in Argentina, and hopes it can further spread peace and stability to the region.

 

[Sonereal]

Admiral Castro has grown bored of the Horde and will take a white peace if the Horde still feels like it.

 

[ZeletDude]

The federation accepts the Caliphates trade agree ment.

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

Siberia decides to offer a trade agreement and alliance to Denmark and Poland. We also offer trade agreements with Carthage and all the other European nations.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Admiral Castro has grown bored of the Horde and will take a white peace if the Horde still feels like it.

Signed and done. The Khan congratulated the Admiral for finally growing a pair and letting peace talks commence.

Now...

Siberia decides to offer a trade agreement and alliance to Denmark and Poland. We also offer trade agreements with Carthage and all the other European nations.

Siberia, will you at least acknowledge my proposal for peace? This war is going nowhere and you know it.

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

I was at war with you? Oh, right.

We agree to a peace treaty with the Horde and hope we don't have another conflict for a long time.

 

[e350tb]

This just in - the Glorious Leader has announced the successful arrest of more then two hundred and fifty political dissidents within the Peoples Republic of Canada.

These dissadents, suspected of being spies or political agitators, have been moved to safe, well-kept prisons in the North-West Territories. We'd like to remind everyone that they are being treated well.

Incidentally, some citizens have been asking about the whereabouts of Minister for Defense, General Mike Arwell. We reply; there isn't a Mike Arwell. There never has been a Mike Arwell. You are all misinformed...

 

[GenMarshall]

The Caliphate Diplomacy
Please give me a response as soon as possible

Trade agreements:
New Californian Republic

The NCR shall agree to a Trade agreement.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Spain Lays Claim to Argentina!​

Today, a unit of Spanish soldiers landed outside of Buenos Aires and entered the city. They were attacked by the king of the city-state that had developed after the collapse of the IUN, but he was easily overthrown. Once the Spanish had engaged the local military, many local anti-warlord militias sprung up around the city and helped the Spanish. They were welcomed as liberators, not as Conquistadores. After news spread, other areas of Argentina began requesting to join Spain. They were accepted, and there were great parties in Madrid and in Buenos Aires.
Besides being a great triumph for Spain, it was also a triumph for international cooperation. Before sending troops, King Matteo met with the leaders of the other South American Empires and recieved their blessing in the invasion. Hopefully this will be a beacon of hope and an example for all nations of international cooperation.

The USSR would like to negotiate the partition of Argentina, since we're running out of fresh lands.

We intend to take the western portions as we colonise Chile. Does Spain have a problem with this?

 

[ilduce349]

Vice-Executor Ilduce announces his opinion on the colonial disputes in South America:
Africa has 1 civ in it.