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Russia asks that someone send it the current geopolitical situation on private channels because the minister of foreign affairs is on vacation or something. Try to be unbiased as possible.


Here are my claims also:
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Russia asks that someone send it the current geopolitical situation on private channels because the minister of foreign affairs is on vacation or something. Try to be unbiased as possible.

the UAR, Rome, Gangnam, China and Platonic is at war aganst Japan.

Suichan became (Han) china, and had a minor fight with Gangnam, which was resolved when we pointed out that japan was right there.

having Russia as an ally may help a bit in the Japanese theater, but we aren't sure if you even have A reason, much less a good one, to join the war.
 
Rome didn't point anything out. And that fact was obvious from the first place.

Also, we didn't become Han China. We became China.
 
Rome didn't point anything out. And that fact was obvious from the first place.

Also, we didn't become Han China. We became China.

Fine, China, then. ruled by the Han Chinese people, not Manchu Chinese people. considering the last time the Han ruled themselves was the Ming Dynasty, its fairly important.

of course, i could be wrong.
 
the UAR, Rome, Gangnam, China and Platonic is at war aganst Japan.

Suichan became (Han) china, and had a minor fight with Gangnam, which was resolved when we pointed out that japan was right there.

having Russia as an ally may help a bit in the Japanese theater, but we aren't sure if you even have A reason, much less a good one, to join the war.

Meanwhile, a fracking missile hits the French equivalent of the White House, killed hundreds of people including the vice president while the president is missing and presumably also dead, and no one even cares.

Geopolitics: If it ain't Asia, no one cares.
 
Meanwhile, a fracking missile hits the French equivalent of the White House, killed hundreds of people including the vice president while the president is missing and presumably also dead, and no one even cares.

Geopolitics: If it ain't Asia, no one cares.

Rest assured, the Governor General of Australia is greatly interested in what is going to happen to the French people, we are just dealing with our own other problems right now to comment on anything.

Advance Australia Fair.

OOC: IRL stuff on my mind, will do stuff for the game, probably after the update, maybe earlier.
 

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NATIONAL TELEVISION OF INDONESIA
"Bringing to Indonesia - The World."


BREAKING NEWS:
FRANCE IS HIT BY YET ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK, FRENCH PRESIDENT PRESUMABLY DEAD IN THE INCIDENT;
INDONESIA TAKES CAREFUL MEASURES.
This just in, the French Presidential Palace; the Élysée Palace has recently came under attack by unknown assailants. The incident destroyed the Palace and while French President Yvette Pettigrew and the Vice-President Adele Camus was in it. While Camus's body is found, President Pettigrew's is not yet found and presumably dead. The post of Presidency is now empty and France is in a leadership crisis; an emergency election is to be commenced as soon as possible.

Faint reports hinted that the attack may come from a missile launched from an unknown location within France, the missile was specifically targeted against the Presidency, and successfully destroyed the area of impact. This is the fourth terrorist related incident in Europe, which drags the continent further into turmoil.

Seeing such successful coordinated attack by terrorist into a place that is supposed to be well secured, the Indonesian military is worried that it might not have the necessary capabilities to defend against similar attack whether it is internal or internal.

A quick decision was made by the President of Indonesia to take the required measures in order to prevent such attack occurring in Indonesia. As of now, a part of the components that are to be used for the Ambalat Defense systems are re-purposed for Anti-Missile Defense systems that is to be activated around Indonesia to secure its borders against internal or foreign missile attacks.

The defense system should be capable of taking down larger missiles such as MIRV and ICBMs that is either Land based, Sea based, or Space based, but to protect against smaller missiles such as such as cruise missiles; additional technology would be required and is currently under research.
A special Missile Defense Agency has also been formed.
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"Ground based radars such as these will warn the military when there are incoming missiles, which will then be countered by a smaller missile from Indonesia in order to destroy it before it is able to reach its target."
Spoiler :
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Sorry for the rushed article.
 
Meanwhile, a fracking missile hits the French equivalent of the White House, killed hundreds of people including the vice president while the president is missing and presumably also dead, and no one even cares.

Geopolitics: If it ain't Asia, no one cares.

oh. whoops. should have read that story.
 
Russia asks that someone send it the current geopolitical situation on private channels because the minister of foreign affairs is on vacation or something. Try to be unbiased as possible.

It would be nice if this were addressed.
 
Meanwhile, a fracking missile hits the French equivalent of the White House, killed hundreds of people including the vice president while the president is missing and presumably also dead, and no one even cares.

Geopolitics: If it ain't Asia, no one cares.

The Platonics care; it was why we offered the anti-terrorism co-operation due to our own experience with terrorists.
 
Peace in Libya?

CAIRO: What looked like an inevitable rebellion that threatened even worse bloodshed than the purge of Thessaloniki has been averted. An eleventh-hour intervention by diplomats from the United Arab Republic has convinced the Platonic Republic to refrain from launching a peremptory crackdown on the Libyan People's Militia, a non-violent organization that came to light following Operation Eunomia, the Greek government's bloody suppression of the short-lived Thessalonian Republic that left 5000 citizens dead and led to the complete depopulation of the city.

Headed by Abu al-Fadl Abdulrashid, the People's Militia is immensely popular amongst the Libyan working class and is characterized by a socialist-Islamist ideology that protests against the Platonic caste system. It was formed under similar auspices to its Thessalonian counterpart, and the organization received an influx of support from the city's refugees.

Philosopher Council spokesman Takis Papadakis was quick to denounce the movement as "traitors and madmen", and Athens began plans for a similar crackdown last season. The move received condemnation from Greece's neighbour the United Arab Republic, and the Republic of Indonesia, for threatening "crimes against humanity" on the local population and potentially destabilizing the Mediterranean region.

Jerusalem approached Athens in a last-ditch attempt to prevent a massacre. Under the terms of the agreement, the Platonic Republic grants Thessaloniki autonomous status and will repatriate the exiled population at state expense. In exchange, the United Arab Republic agreed to receive Mr. Abdulrashid, who departed Platonic Libya early this morning.

With its leader in exile, the continued coherence of the People's Militia is in question. But observers warn that Athens only narrowly averted what could have been yet another in a string of policy blunders in the past two years. Commenting on the exchange, the United Arab Republic's information minister, Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf stated: "It is crucial to remember that the People's Militia is a symptom, not the cause, of [the Platonic Republic's] political turmoil. We have helped our neighbour to buy time to sort out its spiritual crisis. It must not squander that time."
 
The double doors to the royal library burst open as Thorsten charged in, flanked by no less than seven security guards in black tuxedos.

"Where the hell is she?" one of them demanded.

"Use your eyes, kid," Thorsten growled, gesturing to the large armchair by the fireplace. Claudia Hapsburg, the future empress of Germany, in all her royal majesty, sat sideways in the chair reading a comic book, her head bobbing to the tune playing in her headphones. She didn't react to their entry, even as the entourage encircled her, guns drawn. Having no time to observe proper protocol, Thorsten reached over and smacked her lightly on the back of the head. She gave a slight yelp as the headphones fell off her ears to rest around her neck.

"You know I can legally have you executed, right?" she said irritably.

"Sorry ma'am, but we have a situation..." Thorsten began.

"Can't it at least wait until Batman beats the Mutant leader?" Claudia pleaded.

"No it can't," Thorsten stated severely. "Someone just tried to wipe the Élysée Palace off the map."

"What-"

"No time to explain, we need to get you to the safe room," Thorsten interrupted. With one swift movement, he lifted the Archduchess to her feet and led her out into the hallway, surrounded by the security team. With her headphones lying forgotten around her neck, the air raid sirens were clearly audible. Turning left and right down the marble hallways, the group barreled along until they reached a steel door. Claudia, regaining her regal composure, stepped forward to place her hand on the print scanner. There was a whirring noise, followed by the sound of valves releasing pressure before the door swung open. The archduchess and her advisor were pushed in before the door swung shut again. Several government officials were already present there, sitting at the large circular table. All eyes were fixed on the massive flat screen television projecting several news reports from all over Europe. The stately stone-colored building engulfed in smoke was featured prominently in almost all of them.

"Looks like the Schönbrunn, doesn't it?" she commented, trying to hold back the tears welling in her eyes. Thorsten gave her a reassuring pat on the shoulder before the two of them took their places at the table. She gave a curt nod at Andersen, a doughy man with a thick Danish accent who served as her foreign advisor. He cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.

"Right," he began. "The situation. From what we can tell, someone has initiated an attack at the Élysée Palace in Paris. The French President and Vice President are both presumed dead. Other casualties prematurely measure into the hundreds."

"Serves those feminists right..."

"Keep it civil, Kortig," Claudia said. "Mr. Andersen, please go on."

"French leadership has been crippled, obviously," he continued. "There are also unconfirmed reports of civil unrest in the larger French cities as well. As of right now, no suspect has been identified in the attack."

"Could it be the same cell behind the Schönbrunn?" Thorsten asked.

"Unlikely," Andersen responded. " Schönbrunn was a bomb planted within the complex. We have reason to believe that the Élysée Palace was attacked with a precise missile strike."

"A missile?" Claudia exclaimed. "Gott im Himmel, that's more likely to come from another nation then a terrorist cell."

"Some French officials are of course blaming us for the attack," Andersen continued.

"And we aren't responsible, right?" Claudia said hesitantly.

"I demanded a report as soon as I heard word of the attack," one of the generals declared. "I have five official documents saying that our entire arsenal is accounted for, and strategic command confirms that no missiles were fired from German bases within the last twenty-four hours."

Claudia nodded. "Then we should focus on relief aid..."

Kortig made a slight coughing noise, brushing back his immaculately styled brown locks.

"Something to say, Mr. Kortig?"

"When the Schönbrunn was bombed, I don't recall the French offering any assistance to the bereaved," Kortig stated smugly. "I don't see why we should give them any help in return." Andersen shook his head sadly.

"If the French suspect that we attacked them, not sending aid wouldn't exactly shift blame to the unknown third party."

"Wouldn't stop them from blaming us," another general muttered. Much of the staff seemed to agree with him.

"Let them blame us, then," Kortig said dismissively. "Our focus right now should not be on providing aid to the French."

"What DO you suggest, Mr. Kortig?" Thorsten asked.

He leaned in, a smile spreading on his thin lips. "We muster all available forces and invade."

Several of the staff members began murmuring at this suggestion Agreement or not, Claudia couldn't tell.

"Think about it," Kortig said excitedly. "The French will always be our enemies, and their extremism is becoming more apparent by the day. Right now, the French are decapitated and on the verge of anarchy. Without any leadership, they cannot possibly muster the forces to stand against a full-scale invasion. We need to press our advantage now and seize the French lands for the German Reich!"

Many heads around the table nodded in agreement. Kortig locked eyes with Claudia, eager for a response. Thorsten clucked his tongue sadly.

"You're willing to invade a nation suffering from an outside attack of this magnitude?" he asked.

"If we do not snuff out the matriarchy now, it will become a fascist state bent on the elimination of all free peoples," Kortig said feverously. "When the Reichstag burned, the people did not sit quietly and continue with the old ways. They turned to the National Socialists." He shook a finger at Thorsten like a parent disciplining an unruly child. "Those who don't learn from history..."

"Listen you pretentious little-"

"May I speak on the matter?" Claudia interrupted.

"Of course, madam," Kortig said politely, giving her a cheery grin.

Claudia folded her hands in front of her before speaking. "I will not deny that the feminist regime in France could pose a danger to Germany in the future. However, I cannot in good faith condone an aggressive action against our neighbors at this time, even if they are aligned against us."

Kortig's smile vanished, much to Thorsten's amusement. "But Archduchess, in the long run this could prevent the outbreak of an even greater war! Would you condemn Germany to such a fate?"

"I condemn nothing but your plan," Claudia continued. "This invasion claims to seek peace, but all it seeks is dominance. How many times has aggression in the name of long-term peace led to more bloodshed, more misery? Too many to count. My father would not stand for such an action, and nor will I. Germany will take no aggressive action against the French, especially not in their time of need. Are we clear?"

The room was speechless. Kortig looked as though he was force-fed sour milk. "Yes, Archduchess."

"Good," Claudia said, her tone lightening. "Now then, the first order of business is preparing an aid package to be sent to France. In the meantime, I would like a press conference held in half an hour to announce the German reaction to the crisis. I want our air force and strategic command on full alert as well, watching French airways as well as ours for any incoming missile attacks. I will contact the French government to discuss the current civil situation shortly. Let's get moving."

"Yes, ma'am, heading out."

"Contacting the air force."

"I'll make contact with the press."

"The prime time of your life..."

Claudia blushed, discreetly shoving a hand into her pocket to shut off the headphones still hanging around her neck.
 
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Attention my fellow warriors, for we stand in times most morally challenging.

My fellow protectors of the Platonic Republic: the seeds we planted in Thessaloniki have grown and the tree that sprang has song a dealing between the Governing Caste's wisdom and the so called People's Militia that will sing stable peace. As true warriors we strive for peace. We must hence accept the Philosopher Council's decision on the matter and their agreements with the United Arab Republic. The People's Militia's head, Abu al-Fadl Abdulrashid, is to be sentenced to Jerusalem so that the People's Militia may have a degree of mercy that may see its members repent in the name of justice.

My fellow soldiers of justice; the tree of Thessaloniki sings a special tune, for this city we liberated will have a special status within the Platonic Republic. It will be of autonomous status, its populace returned and its reconstruction more grander, with the Tower of Plato designed by the (mad) Protective Caste architect Cyrus Colonomos to be part of the effort of Thessaloniki's new renewal. We fought well in the city's liberation from terror and have returned it to order.

My fellow defenders of Plato's teachings; our force that remains in Thesseloniki will still have present for defense of the city as we proceed with the... co-ordinations to its new status but eventually plans have been drawn for the creation of the Eunomian Guard, named in honor of Operation Eunomia which saw the city's liberation. The Eunomian Guard will be set as a special military police force not of brutality but of courage defense; they will serve in light of the peoples' interests and will be open to Protective Caste suitable members from the returning populace. Decisions are still setting upon whom will serve as its Protective Caste head but Yorgos Verge of the Governing Caste, one of the great founders of the Platonic Republic, has agreed to become the Patron Philosopher of the guard, to serve as its moral symbol. Due to the special status as a regiment of the autonomous regiment of Thessalonian citizens it will be unique for allow Productive Caste members into direct combat roles outside emergency conscription; the Productive Caste are limited to engineering, logistical and other service unitizes like cookery for combat operations, while the Eunomian Guard will allow specific guardsmen that will include civilian workers to serve as part time guards. Although the caste structure will still determine restriction in promotion these civilian guards will give a relieve to Thessaloniki's status as a buffer between the Platonic Republic and the Roman Empire. Of course the liberty will only belong to Productive Caste members that are citizens of Thessaloniki, for the Guard will be of the city but the guards specific skills in city defense may prove useful in campaigns such as our struggle with Japan as defense is a needed asset.

My fellow warriors; we must prepare for the Japanese storm as we hail the stability stroke between us and the People's Militia! Hail Plato and the Philosopher Council that has striven his vision which we of the Protective Caste enforce and the Productive Caste produces!
 
Orders lock postponed by request until Tuesday
 
Due to this revelation from Japan. The Kalmar Kingdom has decided to ramp up it's production of destroyers and cruisers.

OOC: I did not mean literally overrun all of Europe, but I did not posted a clarification because I thought that everyone would understand that by Europe I mean my enemies in Europe.

In short: No need to worry everyone else in Europe.
 
OOC: I did not mean literally overrun all of Europe, but I did not posted a clarification because I thought that everyone would understand that by Europe I mean my enemies in Europe.

In short: No need to worry everyone else in Europe.

OOC: everyone else should worry, especially if Japan decides to target merchant shipping or attempt to deploy a sphere of control in Europe.

IC: the Platonic would request Norway join in keeping Japan out of Europe; we have already set a request that the Emirates keep Japan out of their waters. We ask Norway deploys her war vessels to join in blocking out an evil sun.
 
Meanwhile, a fracking missile hits the French equivalent of the White House, killed hundreds of people including the vice president while the president is missing and presumably also dead, and no one even cares.

Geopolitics: If it ain't Asia, no one cares.

OOC: Considering that there is a world war* between the majority of the member states of the UN and Japan, the nation with the greatest military power in the world, it is understandable why most players focus on Asia. Most people in WWI cared about the affairs in Europe, not in South America (for example).

*= Although the conflict is limited in East Asia, considering the fact that almost all nations in the world from almost all continents are taking part in the war, it can be considered a world war.
 
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