Improved Caption Contest!

[Deep Thought]

Next picture, I want to play.

 

[zxcvbnm]

Seconded...

 

[Perfection]

I PMed Catharsis soon after posting the above. As soon as he shows up, we should get a new one.

 

[zxcvbnm]

I PMed Catharsis soon after posting the above. As soon as he shows up, we should get a new one.

That's good.

 

[Catharsis]

Alright, try this one. (Sorry for the text all over the image.)

 

[zxcvbnm]

I always knew he had big balls, but this is...

 

[Deep Thought]

Ok, be prepared. This caption is little bit longer than the others.

Spoiler :

Did you knew there were nanoscopic meteorites, smaller than quarks flying around in space?

The Hithchiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to explain about this phenomena:
"They are called mutator's and does effect our universe pretty often. An example is when this mutator hits a quark, which effects the whole atom, which effects the whole atom, which effects the whole substance (Amino acid), which effects the whole gen, and so on. This leads to that a three leaf club gets an extra club leaf.
This phenomena is the reason why the dinosaures died out and why pecan nut ice cream sells so badly."

The mutator phenomena caused the above post scenario.

 

[Rik Meleet]

"Nike's sponsorship of airbags still has some major drawbacks"

 

[Bartleby]

Looks like hailstones. You'll need an umbrella.

 

[Ur_Vile_Wedge]

"I told you not to park underneath the pigeons, but nooooooooooo"

 

[JustinianVII]

Nike's economy-sized soccer balls were a big smash.

 

[warpus]

Gulliver's excessively large balls were causing havoc yet again

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

...And you never laughed at soccer players again.

 

[Perfection]

YOU BROKED MY HOT WHEELS!

 

[Godwynn]

"Nike moves onto its newest form of advertising, asteroids."

 

[Red Door]

"This is why we play with Puma balls"

 

[West 36]

Zidane's fury was yet to be settled...

 

[a_propagandist]

Well, I heard football was popular in Europe, but...

 

[Narz]

"Out of bounds Zeus, I get a corner kick!"

 

[obliterate]

When soccer balls attack.