Improved Caption Contest!

[puglover]

LOLZ, what a N00DDI

 

[Abaddon]

Anyone for a game of keepe-uppee?

 

[flyingchicken]

"I said 'let's buy the Polo,' but nooo, you go on in and say it's not sexy enough for you!"

+points to those who get the video reference (hint: Volkswagen).

 

[Brighteye]

Big Ears discovers his partner's secret business interests.

It's not just his ears that are big!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Nike satellite shot down by US naval ship.

 

[nonconformist]

FIFA suspects use of steroids in international football.

 

[holy king]

he really believed "a big penis substitute needs big balls attached to it" was the thought of a genius...

 

[Truronian]

"Nike's new expanding magnoball proves to be a financial mistake for Nooddi"

 

[Swedishguy]

Timmy made a very mean practical joke to his teacher.

 

[aronnax]

Car = American Economy
Bush's lost balls = Soccer balls

 

[Catharsis]

Honourable Mentions

Zidane's fury was yet to be settled...

"Out of bounds Zeus, I get a corner kick!"

3rd Place

Big Ears discovers his partner's secret business interests.

It's not just his ears that are big!

2nd Place

"Nike moves onto its newest form of advertising, asteroids."

1st Place

Gulliver's excessively large balls were causing havoc yet again

Well done to everyone who submitted! Warpus has 24 hours to post the next picture.

 

[warpus]

 

[sepamu92]

After countless accusations of sexual discrimination, the Blue Man Group seeks to appeal to female audiences by adding a woman as a member.

 

[Swiss_Mercenari]

The Blue Man group's only three fans. Ever.

 

[Narz]

They were just trying to follow the latest Hollywood trend. Nevertheless, the live-action Smurfs movie was a box office disaster.

 

[puglover]

"Smurf roleplay is possibly your lamest idea yet. We need to talk about our relationship."

 

[Godwynn]

"We bought all of the blue paint we need, but we forgot the toothpaste."

Jesus, I wish they would close their god damn mouths. Bleh.

 

[Truronian]

Why fake tan is dangerous for the colour blind.

 

[Deep Thought]

The Smurfs are coming...and they will mutate us!

 

[Swedishguy]

"Before the marathon started, I covered all my body with oil to be able to run faster. It had some side effects however..."