Improved Caption Contest!

[a_propagandist]

So yeah, mom, now you know. A walk on the beach is just as dangerous. So the bike is $599...

 

[Truronian]

America's Most Insaaaane Home Pictures gets it's first two entries.

 

[Brighteye]

honourable mention:

Right pic:
"Next on Blue Peter, how to make ink blot tests at home using an electric sander."

3rd Place

Right pic:
A former member of the BBQ-Club shows for the first time for public what cruel rituals they have.

2nd place (but only because I'd feel bad handing it right back to you)

Right Pic:
Barry's Piers Morgan impression was accurate, if slightly obscene.

1st place, for linking the two together :

So yeah, mom, now you know. A walk on the beach is just as dangerous. So the bike is $599...

 

[Narz]

I agree with your choice of winners. Perhaps the best so far in the game. Congrats a_p.

 

[a_propagandist]

Thank you.

I'd like to cede my pic choice to Catharsis or Deep Thought though. More fun to write than to judge.

 

[Deep Thought]

Little bit off-topic:

I have suggestion.
Why not let each member select a picture on their own and then give a caption to that picture? Does that sound as good idea?

 

[Brighteye]

I prefer this way. If I wanted to search for my own pictures and post them all the time, I'd do it in the funny pics thread.

 

[Catharsis]

a_propagandist's caption deserves a round of applause.

Deep Thought, would you like to take this one? I've done three or so already.

 

[Deep Thought]

Okay.

Mine (But it doesn't count):
"Spy 1 to Spy 4, the code is 'Vodka', I repeat, the code is 'Vodka'! Hello? Spy 3, where are you?"

 

[Love]

After sleeping and missing the train station every day, Vladimir tried something else to keep him awake. But, it didn't work.

 

[Truronian]

Lazy ninja found on train.

 

[Mehmed100]

Monorail human is stuck.

 

[Narz]

Man to his wife on the train : "So Martha, do you still deny we're descended from apes?"

 

[flyingchicken]

The crime scene puzzled the investigators until they found the fingerprint on the floor and matched it with the DNA found in the toilet and ruled it a third-degree double-suicide homicide.

 

[Mise]

"In Soviet Russia, train sleeps on you!"

 

[Catharsis]

...and when the sexy Russian women board the train, Abaddon is ready to pounce.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

The railway company finds creative ways to maximize passenger capacity.

 

[a_propagandist]

This was the best bed you could wait in line for in the USSR.

 

[Brighteye]

Gregor was always inventing anti-gravity in his sleep.

 

[Abaddon]

...and when the sexy Russian women board the train, Abaddon is ready to pounce.

to you!