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"Just doin' some light reading."
 
Like every other morning, Peter regretted leaving his career in porn to become a media manager.
 
Björn hoped that by the time he'd finished reading the manuals, his IKEA table would be ready for his own funeral buffet.
 
A modern-day Rip Van Winkle struggles to catch up.
 
Newspaper headline: "Spending heavy amounts of time in paper-packed warehouses found to be directly linked to terminal cancer"
 
Our new, White Power, paper whitener is not a joke! Just look at this man, George Hackensack who is currently in the process of whitening his entire newspaper collection (passed on to him by his father & grandfather before him). The paper he's got in his hands is from 1923 and was positioned by the window in full sun for all of it's 85 year lifespan.
 
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"I'm sure I've seen this page before ... "
 
Quite literally, an ***hole.
 
"I HATE you."

The real origin of the word "ass-hole"

You can lead a donkey to water, but it might be hard to get him out.
 
A Democrat hunkers down, waiting for the Hilary-Obama conflict to end.
 
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