Improved Caption Contest!

[Thorvald of Lym]

"Just doin' some light reading."

 

[CaveDweller]

Like every other morning, Peter regretted leaving his career in porn to become a media manager.

 

[Catharsis]

Björn hoped that by the time he'd finished reading the manuals, his IKEA table would be ready for his own funeral buffet.

 

[lutzj]

A modern-day Rip Van Winkle struggles to catch up.

 

[warpus]

The Internet circa 1958

 

[JustinianVII]

Newspaper headline: "Spending heavy amounts of time in paper-packed warehouses found to be directly linked to terminal cancer"

 

[Narz]

Our new, White Power, paper whitener is not a joke! Just look at this man, George Hackensack who is currently in the process of whitening his entire newspaper collection (passed on to him by his father & grandfather before him). The paper he's got in his hands is from 1923 and was positioned by the window in full sun for all of it's 85 year lifespan.

 

[Mehmed100]

Procrastination: Piled Up.

 

[warpus]

"This is the Bible? We're gonna have to leave some stuff out."

 

[Rik Meleet]

"I'm sure I've seen this page before ... "

 

[Catharsis]

Okaaay... try this:

 

[Love]

Donkeys are stubborn, but this is a hard call.

 

[Brighteye]

The obvious one:
What ass got stuck in a well?


Oh.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Quite literally, an ***hole.

 

[Truronian]

Eeyore's suicide attempt proves unsuccessful.

 

[flyingchicken]

"What's that Donkey? You got stuck in a well?"

 

[lutzj]

"I HATE you."

The real origin of the word "ass-hole"

You can lead a donkey to water, but it might be hard to get him out.

 

[warpus]

"Is the war over?"

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

A Democrat hunkers down, waiting for the Hilary-Obama conflict to end.

 

[Narz]

You've certainly got your ass in a jam now!