bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
To Iberia
From Ociania
We will be sending a team as well. May our soccer playes be the best!
From Ociania
We will be sending a team as well. May our soccer playes be the best!
INES II: Gone is the Old Guard
- Thread starter Imago
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Espoir
Warlord
To: Arabian Umma
We congratulate you on your victory over the nationalists and propose a 5 year NAP. Do not tempt the wrath of the Chicago Pact by rallying to war against us.
To: World Cup
We will send our national side. May they win glory.
We congratulate you on your victory over the nationalists and propose a 5 year NAP. Do not tempt the wrath of the Chicago Pact by rallying to war against us.
To: World Cup
We will send our national side. May they win glory.
EarlGrey
Chieftain
To: Iberia
From: Russian Empire
We will send our team as well.
From: Russian Empire
We will send our team as well.
Public Service Announcement
Our noble Father Putin proclaims our glorious victory of the wretched so called "People's Republic of China" and their incorporation as a constituent Republic into the Far Eastern Republic.
The Chinese peasant has been clasped to the bosom of our noble Father. First-Citizen Putin announces today to be a holiday, and military parades to be held in all FEAR cities including the newly incorporated Chengdu. Furthermore all bread and vodka is free today, eat and drink your fill comrades.
Comrade Putin will preside over the parade held in the capital.
Long live our great Revolutionary Savior Comrade Putin! Long live the Revolution!
Our noble Father Putin proclaims our glorious victory of the wretched so called "People's Republic of China" and their incorporation as a constituent Republic into the Far Eastern Republic.
The Chinese peasant has been clasped to the bosom of our noble Father. First-Citizen Putin announces today to be a holiday, and military parades to be held in all FEAR cities including the newly incorporated Chengdu. Furthermore all bread and vodka is free today, eat and drink your fill comrades.
Comrade Putin will preside over the parade held in the capital.
Long live our great Revolutionary Savior Comrade Putin! Long live the Revolution!
Crezth
i knew you were a real man of the left
"...but by far the most impressive implications of this technology, provided us by the research of Dr. Balthasar, is most properly articulated in the context of... human applications."
President Lorenzetto was sitting back in a seat provided for him in the office as a projector hummed and displayed its image on a white screen. New images flashed as the speaker, with a thick Chinese accent, clicked through them.
"Most promising of these is the concept of using these robotic developments to augment human capabilities. Indeed, these notable advancements in A.I. technology could potentially vastly increase a human's, ehh, skill-set."
Lorenzetto was bored but the curious choice of words employed by the doctor piqued his interest, at least his more creative sides. Skepticism lurked in the shadows of his mind, and as the doctor proceeded they began to crawl out from their hiding places.
"Most problematic with these possibilities is interface, and our knowledge of the genome is scarcely notable at this juncture. That is my expertise, and it is why we need government assistance. Truly, a little funding would go, ahh, very long way as they say."
Lorenzetto said nothing even as the projector turned off and the lights turned on - somewhat dim, but still on, and the speaker took a seat at a desk opposite Lorenzetto. There was a slight pause before Lorenzetto realized that it was his time to speak.
With a sigh and dismissive wave of the hand, he said "Listen, uhm, Mr. Sikong-"
"Please, Doctor Sikong," interrupted the Doctor, evidently insulted.
"Yes... whatever, Doctor Sikong. Listen, Dr. Sikong, I'm not so sure that this silly pipe dream of yours really has any basis in... reality."
"Your fears are misplaced, Mr. Lorenzetto," said Sikong quickly, "Research indicates-"
"Ah, well, research would indicate if you had any substance, which there certainly is not - not without funding anyway, which I'm not at liberty to promise without the consent of the Legislature, anyway."
"But Mr. Lorenzetto, if you would look at these charts-" babbled Sikong even more hurriedly.
"No, thank you, I think we're done here," said Lorenzetto as he gathered his belongings and prepared to leave.
Just then the phone rang.
A defeated Sikong picked up his desk phone and said, irritated, "Hello, this is Doctor Sikong. What?"
Lorenzetto approached the door, evidently impatient and upset at wasted time.
"No, Mr. Imago, no problems. I am coming by some difficulty with funding but I am ninety-nine percent sure that it is possible"
Lorenzetto froze at the mention of a Mr. Imago. Well, that could only be the Don himself, and if the Don himself supported this new genetic research... it could only help Lorenzetto's own position to go along with it.
"Yes, the President I have just spoken with, does not want to fund it... I am sorry you are disappointed."
Rapidly, Lorenzetto turned around. "I changed my mind!" he declared loudly.
Sikong's left eyebrow rose in surprise and some degree of twisted delight. "No, that was the President himself, Mr. Imago. Yes, I think he has come to his senses. Very good. Goodbye!"
The phone clicked the same time Lorenzetto sat down, sighing as he did it and realized what he got himself into.
"As you can see, my research plan will correlate directly with Balthasar's robotics research, and we should be prepared for some beta implants as early as next year."
Lorenzetto heard scarcely a word.
President Lorenzetto was sitting back in a seat provided for him in the office as a projector hummed and displayed its image on a white screen. New images flashed as the speaker, with a thick Chinese accent, clicked through them.
"Most promising of these is the concept of using these robotic developments to augment human capabilities. Indeed, these notable advancements in A.I. technology could potentially vastly increase a human's, ehh, skill-set."
Lorenzetto was bored but the curious choice of words employed by the doctor piqued his interest, at least his more creative sides. Skepticism lurked in the shadows of his mind, and as the doctor proceeded they began to crawl out from their hiding places.
"Most problematic with these possibilities is interface, and our knowledge of the genome is scarcely notable at this juncture. That is my expertise, and it is why we need government assistance. Truly, a little funding would go, ahh, very long way as they say."
Lorenzetto said nothing even as the projector turned off and the lights turned on - somewhat dim, but still on, and the speaker took a seat at a desk opposite Lorenzetto. There was a slight pause before Lorenzetto realized that it was his time to speak.
With a sigh and dismissive wave of the hand, he said "Listen, uhm, Mr. Sikong-"
"Please, Doctor Sikong," interrupted the Doctor, evidently insulted.
"Yes... whatever, Doctor Sikong. Listen, Dr. Sikong, I'm not so sure that this silly pipe dream of yours really has any basis in... reality."
"Your fears are misplaced, Mr. Lorenzetto," said Sikong quickly, "Research indicates-"
"Ah, well, research would indicate if you had any substance, which there certainly is not - not without funding anyway, which I'm not at liberty to promise without the consent of the Legislature, anyway."
"But Mr. Lorenzetto, if you would look at these charts-" babbled Sikong even more hurriedly.
"No, thank you, I think we're done here," said Lorenzetto as he gathered his belongings and prepared to leave.
Just then the phone rang.
A defeated Sikong picked up his desk phone and said, irritated, "Hello, this is Doctor Sikong. What?"
Lorenzetto approached the door, evidently impatient and upset at wasted time.
"No, Mr. Imago, no problems. I am coming by some difficulty with funding but I am ninety-nine percent sure that it is possible"
Lorenzetto froze at the mention of a Mr. Imago. Well, that could only be the Don himself, and if the Don himself supported this new genetic research... it could only help Lorenzetto's own position to go along with it.
"Yes, the President I have just spoken with, does not want to fund it... I am sorry you are disappointed."
Rapidly, Lorenzetto turned around. "I changed my mind!" he declared loudly.
Sikong's left eyebrow rose in surprise and some degree of twisted delight. "No, that was the President himself, Mr. Imago. Yes, I think he has come to his senses. Very good. Goodbye!"
The phone clicked the same time Lorenzetto sat down, sighing as he did it and realized what he got himself into.
"As you can see, my research plan will correlate directly with Balthasar's robotics research, and we should be prepared for some beta implants as early as next year."
Lorenzetto heard scarcely a word.
Anonymoose
KING OF MEESE
OOC:Lol, deal with a pesky supporter.
Sorry I'm not more responsive, the internet here is a little more restricted than campus.
Sorry I'm not more responsive, the internet here is a little more restricted than campus.
germanicus12
First Citizen of Rome
To World, people of Deseret and the Cascadians
From Deseret
If we did not care for the welfare of the locals, then how is it that the major cities are secured and life is still going on? The only deaths we have seen so far have only been from revolutionaries, you know, those people pointing guns at us. Our troops did the right thing in our eyes, they were fired on and they took it as a threat.
We have established bases, or for lack of better term, refugee camps, for displaced citizens who were forced to leave their homes near Mount Hood where the revolutionaries have entrenched themselves in. We provided food, medical care, transportation to nearby stores, and even money, all at the government's expense.
We beg the OLF to lay down their arms, so we are not forced to open fire on one of Oregon's National Parks and tourist attraction. We will remind the OLF that they are now out of the zones designated as Collateral Damage, our bombers are being armed as we speak our bombers are being armed and we will bomb the mountain if we are forced to. So I, President Hinckley, asks... no.. begs the locals to appeal to the OLF to lay down their weapons and save their mountain.
To: The World, Cascadians
From: The OLF
It is easy for Deseret to claim they only kill revolutionaries, they do control the media and can thus claim what ever they like. Just because they say something does not make it true. Free peoples of the world, can you not see the oppressive government of Deseret is making a mockery of your intelligence? Can you not see the lies right in front of you? Please, we beg for your support, the only crime we have committed is the crime of speaking out against a government, and for that our people have been killed. We believe the world can, and will, do the right thing and help us free ourselves from this oppression.
From: The OLF
It is easy for Deseret to claim they only kill revolutionaries, they do control the media and can thus claim what ever they like. Just because they say something does not make it true. Free peoples of the world, can you not see the oppressive government of Deseret is making a mockery of your intelligence? Can you not see the lies right in front of you? Please, we beg for your support, the only crime we have committed is the crime of speaking out against a government, and for that our people have been killed. We believe the world can, and will, do the right thing and help us free ourselves from this oppression.
Putin laughs at the incompetence of the Desert capitalists in dealing with rebels. Clearly they are weak, unmanly and lily livered. If Desert needs a lesson we would be happy to demonstrate.
*Motions Chinese man standing in corner over*
Behold! Putin seizes Chinese man and smashes him against the floor and begins strangling him with one hand. Putin sighs at the tedium of the task which he has already done many times. The Chinese man's face turns red and he gasps for breath. Putin's unrelenting iron grips crushes his windpipe and squeezes the last breath out of him.
Putin stands up casually stepping over the corpse. This is how you deal with rebels.
*Motions Chinese man standing in corner over*
Behold! Putin seizes Chinese man and smashes him against the floor and begins strangling him with one hand. Putin sighs at the tedium of the task which he has already done many times. The Chinese man's face turns red and he gasps for breath. Putin's unrelenting iron grips crushes his windpipe and squeezes the last breath out of him.
Putin stands up casually stepping over the corpse. This is how you deal with rebels.
germanicus12
First Citizen of Rome
To OLF
We would remind you that you fired the first shot. Also, our press, media is not under our control, they operate under the US Constitution, Freedom of Speech. We cannot force them to comment to our favor, like the Communists can.
We would remind you that you fired the first shot. Also, our press, media is not under our control, they operate under the US Constitution, Freedom of Speech. We cannot force them to comment to our favor, like the Communists can.
germanicus12
First Citizen of Rome
Not everyone killed their citizens so easily as Putin can, you are truly unmatched when it comes to killing unarmed Chinese men. We bow to your might.
We are dealing with armed revolutionaries with innocent civilians in the mix, our bombers are only used as a last resort. Do not mix cowardice with intelligence.
Unarmed Chinese men? I dare say you should view the video we enclosed in our message. Comrade Putin using only one hand effectively slays a Chinese traitor with amazing skill.
We challenge your leader to a one on one unarmed fight to the death for this insult.
germanicus12
First Citizen of Rome
Sure, our leader is in Heaven, he goes by the name of God. Should not be difficult to find him. Good luck.
Bring him to me and I will kill him. I, Putin have not yet met anything I could not kill. In fact I issue a challenge to all world leaders. Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, Emperors, and Comrades. I am willing to face all of you in one on one unarmed combat and I will defeat you with my bare hands. Anyone who is able to defeat me I will give my kingdo...er I mean I will give them a great medal!
But I feel before anyone accepts this challenge I must warn you of my skill first.
I have enclosed the following Pravda article:
First Citizen Putin strangles Siberian tiger to death with bare hands during hunting expedition.
"I've never seen anything like it" said Vasily Petrov one of the villagers who accompanied Comrade Putin on his hunting expedition to the depths of Siberia.
"I was with Comrade Putin as a guide, and I was leading him through the forest when the tiger which was hiding in a tree leapt at First Citizen Putin. We all feared the worst, Siberian tigers are vicious animals, and very strong, we could not shoot it for fear of hitting the First Citizen. We felt helpless."
Then Vasily recounts a feat of incredible strength by our beloved Father.
"Comrade Putin was taken by surprise by the animal and fell under its bulk. It attempted to claw him but he was amazingly able to grapple its paws away. He then rolled over and pushed it off him. It opened its jaws wide and tried to bite Comrade Putin but he grappled it around the neck and forced himself on top of the tiger overpowering it. The tiger was forced to the ground and Comrade Putin began to strangle it. It was incredible. I even took a picture."
"He continued to strangle the tiger until it stopped struggling. He stood up and laughed. He motioned for us to come closer and make sure it was dead. We couldn't believe our eyes it was enormous. It was indeed dead. He instructed us to carry the tiger with us for he intended to skin it and make a rug for his study, also he wanted eat the flesh. He eats only the strongest most powerful animals which he hunts personally. This combined with his Communist spirit no doubt gives him his superhuman strength " Vasily speculates
"First Citizen Putin with his action saved all of our lives. If he hadn't been there no doubt many of us would have been killed by the tiger. I am grateful to Comrade Putin and owe him a deep debt. I am proud to have him as our leader." Vasily says with tears running down his eyes "Thank you Comrade Putin."
This newspaper is also proud to have First Citizen Putin leading our great nation. We salute the brave actions of our noble Father. Long live Comrade Putin! Long live the Revolution!
Kraznaya
Princeps
Wow, you could totally see him from any Alaskan house!
