Insults

[Chain n' Axe]

Lets see who has the best insult

 

[Chain n' Axe]

Your house is so small you can take a crap, wash the dishes, feed the dog, and get the mail all at the same time.

 

[Sanscizo]

Originally posted by Chain n' Axe
Your house is so small you can take a crap, wash the dishes, feed the dog, and get the mail all at the same time.

That would be pretty neat...

 

[CivCube]

~ Gentlemen, lend me your ears...but not you.

~ Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free...of YOU!!!!

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Your @$$ is so big they accidentaly designated it as a form of relief...

 

[Wyrmshadow]

May wild pigs fornicate over your grave.

 

[Yoda Power]

I hope you, and your mother, and your father, and your mothers mother, and your mothers father, and your fathers mother, and your fathers father, and your mothers mothers mother, and your mothers mothers father, and your mothers fathers mother, and your mothers fathers father, and your fathers mothers mothers, and your fathers mothers father, and your fathers fathers mother, and your fathers farthers father, may all be torured to death.

 

[Fr8monkey]

• Your so short if you sat on the ground, your feet would dangle.
• You have a Roman nose... It's roman all over your face!
• He has waving hair. It's waving good-bye.
• Man, she is soo ugly. (Collectively- How ugly is she?) She fell out of an Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down!

 

[Chain n' Axe]

Your so stupid that u got locked in Wal-Mart and starved to death

 

[Ohwell]

You suck.

 

[KingWilly]

I am rubber.....You are glue......

 

[Perfection]

IMNSHO insults suck, I say just strike them over the head with a claw-hammer

 

[TNG]

Your so ghetto that you have to pay to breath.

 

[Fr8monkey]

You are so broke, you can't:

1. afford to pay attention.
2. afford to window shop.
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[TNG]

You so stupid you couldn't open an automatic door.

 

[sysyphus]

You're so fat that when you went to school you sat next to everybody.

 

[TNG]

Your insults suck so much that people thought it was a form of self-criticism.

 

[Chain n' Axe]

yo mamma is so fat that when she was walkin the down the road she saw a school bus and she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKY!!!!!!!"

 

[Yaniv]

You're so stupid, people think you're a blonde.

You so ugly, even Monica Lewinsky won't **** you.

 

[gerryandersson]

Your a$$ is so hary those guys who are destroing the amazonforest are looking for you.