Which I why I wasn't suggesting a firm ETA, more an order of magnitude. Am I still going to be asking these questions next month? Or is there a chance i'll need to wind up my game fast before a rebalancing patch? Giving no ETA creates the strong impression that Firaxis is doing nothing, and after the pathetic effort that was the 3.03 patch, this is only being reinforced by continued silence.
I find this statement to be rather interesting. How can anyone have the impression that Firaxis is doing nothing, unless they want to have that impression? I mean, they've confirmed online that a "real" patch is in the works, and there are even some statements about what/how will be fixed.
Firaxis have already demonstrated that they are willing to give a partial patch as a stop gap, even on non-serious issues. Also, I feel you are being over modest. With correctly rebalanced corporate costs, your patch would be at least the equal in quality to most of the ones Firaxis has issued for vanilla and its previous expansions. It is far superior in both percentage of needed fixes actually given, and stability to (for instance) Vanilla 1.74, Warlords 2.13 or BtS 3.03. If Firaxis had come out with just that plus a corporate maintenance fix a few weeks ago, there wouldn't be as anywhere near as many complaints.
Modesty is not something I really possess

Okay, 3.03 is a mess and my patch is far superior to it, no doubt. But I can name at least half a dozen fixes that my patch doesn't have and that a real patch should have - and that's just for the core BtS game, without taking mods into consideration.
Sadly 3.03 did need testing and wasn't. A patch that I've yet to hear anyone claim benefited them, but introduced two major bugs that even the most basic of testing would have revealed is going to be a stain on Firaxis' reputation for some considerable time to come. "Testing" is also an old excuse from Firaxis for ludicrous delays in patches, and has become weaker with every patch where it has become clear such testing has not occurred.
Don't presume to know things that you don't. Again, I agree that 3.03 is a right mess, but it really is exceptional in that regard. Don't assume, though, that 1.61, 2.08., 2.13 and whatever other patch went without testing. The nature of the testing environment is such that the general public will probably never find out exactly what the testers do, but let me assure that their input has indeed had tremendous impact on patches.
Translations - I find it hard to believe the minor documentation changes would take that long to translate. Based on previous patch changes I'd be surprised if that would even take a day.
Remember that Firaxis isn't doing the translations. 2K is, and they have limited resources as well and a lot of games. And frankly, the BtS patch is probably not their first priority. Bioshock got released less than 24 hours ago, and that's a major game. Translations for patches aren't so much a problem of the actual translation being time-consuming, but rather a problem of when the translators will get to it.
Hardware - I'll grant you there are many possible configurations, but you have fixed most of the bugs in a manner which seems stable on the wide range of configurations belonging to the forum users who have tried it. Balancing issues are not going to affect hardware, so again, this is not a convincing excuse for a delay.
That'd be merely because my patch is not a full patch. Yes, AI tweaks or balance issues can be resolved in a hardware-independent way. But a full patch will also change the exe file (unlike my patch, which only changes the dll), and changing the exe means that you also need to run a hardware compatibility test.
I know that you're not part of Firaxis, but you are the closest we have to someone there. The few Firaxians who do post here appear very rarely, are still rarer in issuing any useful information, and never enter into discussion. The feedback system on Firaxis' website is as useful as talking to a brick wall. I've yet to see any evidence anyone actually reads the feedback.
Well, granted, I can't fully appreciate this situation because I have different means of communication with them than most forum users, but really, you'd be surprised. Firaxians read the forums a lot... as for entering discussions, do you really think they should? If they spent their time discussing matters with users over here, then we'd sure only see a patch three months later.
You've seen how much responses, comments and requests I get with my unofficial patch. And I'm not a "full" Firaxian - if a Firaxian like Alex or Jon were to enter a discussion, they'd be literally swamped with hundreds of posts. I'm remembering the BtS pre-release chat here at CFC now, where after every answerer except Jon and I had left, questions were simply pouring.
So I realise that its somewhat unfair you're getting most of the growing irritation of the community coming in your direction - you've done far more to fix the game than Firaxis has. The lack of communication means that we have no one else to discuss with though.
Nah... you guys are being kind to me, so far at least
I'm sorry, but I am tired of making excuses for Firaxis or listening to Firaxis' excuses. They should give us, if not a day then at least a week to expect the patch in. They should also give us a list of patch changes, and carry out at least some basic testing. Solver's unofficial patch is damming evidence that they have had far more time than they need to do this already.
I'm not trying to make excuses for them, I am trying to explain what the patching process consists of and why it's time-consuming. To release an official patch like I released my unofficial one would be a travesty. It took me a considerable amount of time to fix most of the stuff there (remember, it started out really small), and all the same, bugs were found in the patch that I had to address with later updates. An official patch also needs to be free from these issues.