JalNES I: Quick and Easy

[jalapeno_dude]

I assume Magan is only getting Manama (the former capital of Sumer), not all of former Dilmun?

@Swiss: Uh, sure. Let's say that Judaism was founded by a Hyksos (some theories say that the Jews were part of the people who invaded Egypt in the First Intermediate Period). After being expelled from Egypt, they settled in the Hedjaz, and there is a small community of Jews living there, primarily in their northernmost city (named Duba). Does that give you enough to base a story on?

 

[Swissempire]

Yea, we're getting the Capital that includes Eden. I'm creating a hybrid religion based off some Jewish teachings and This Sumerian regional myth. So i just wanted to know.

Eden shall live and last.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Er, andis has still said nothing though.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Archives of Ramesses Pharaoh of all Egypt

Court procedings

Vizier: Sun King, I would approach.
Pharaoh: Approach.
Vizier: Sire the Embassy of Tyre still waits. Their impatience grows and if rumors are true, the sea peoples arm themselves for war with Sparta.
Pharaoh: War with Sparta? I cannot imagine why. Did Sparta transgress?
Vizier: I think not, but they are far away and we are not privy to such knowledge. But I think Tyre is a hasty king; quick to give and take offense. Perhaps he just needs a war.
Pharaoh: His fleet is large and dangerous. I fear for Greece, but would rather see the sterns of Tyre’s galleys than their prows. [pause] I have a message now for the Sea Peoples king. Take note of this and write the thing, then send him on his way with some rare gifts of Nubia. Celebrate his royal personage and greet him kindly. Express our sadness at his state of war followed by a little more. Then with flourish and loud fanfare, a royal invite do declare.To smooth the turbulence upon which we ride, we would have him at our side; to sail his ships right down the Nile and in lovely Thebes abide awhile. His wives and consorts are invited too, unless Egyptian maids will do. The end should come just there after, put down right by some skilled word crafter. But wait there’s more…Stick in some where to grant a boon and make his visit fairly soon. The Nile will soon begin its swing and we would get to know, this Northern King.
Vizier: It will be done my lord.

 

[~Darkening~]

So the Eirean army is unable to be equipped with bronze

I hope this was a typo ;]

 

[LittleBoots]

I hope this was a typo ;]

Nope, the reason we took so many casualties is we were fighting iron with bits of wood. Cricket bats and the like. We're hardcore.

What? You don't honestly think we'd get THAT beat up with just bronze on iron, do you?

 

[alex994]

Orders tomorrow sorry. You can blame Iggy if you want

 

[~Darkening~]

Nope, the reason we took so many casualties is we were fighting iron with bits of wood. Cricket bats and the like. We're hardcore.

What? You don't honestly think we'd get THAT beat up with just bronze on iron, do you?

I was wondering how the those ragdolls could have won so easy. *sigh* guess thats what we get for doing it half-arssed- a mistake not to be made again ;]. I'm just shocked out how stupid our people must be if they forgot all about the bronze within our lands . (Plug of the end of the tin trade caused by moi ).

At NK@ Oh, don't worry. You might the naval superioty for now, but rest assured i will be back at the top ;]. Need I remind you I have the strongest army, and third largest economy? Still that bloody upkeep is hurting.

 

[alex994]

Might I remind both of you I have the 2nd largest fleet with the largest economy? (Sumeria doesn't count as they lost 3 EP to Magan )

And the fact that your army darkening, is in the bronze age

EDIT: you also know something's wrong when two relatively insignificant states have some of the mosts posts in this thread

 

[~Darkening~]

Might I remind both of you I have the 2nd largest fleet with the largest economy? (Sumeria doesn't count as they lost 3 EP to Magan )

And the fact that your army darkening, is in the bronze age

You won't have it for long it you're at war with us ;]. I must remind you however, that we all were tied last turn and I half-arsed my orders (as usual). I must remind you that I had one of the largest navies in the world. Must I also remind you that I caused your discovery of iron and that I should have iron ;}?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Orders tomorrow sorry. You can blame Iggy if you want

I don't recall giving you blame permission.

I remember my time, when I was the most glorious power...

 

[Dachs]

Maybe I'll join post-update, if there's anything good and Hellenic left.

 

[North King]

At NK@ Oh, don't worry. You might the naval superioty for now, but rest assured i will be back at the top ;]. Need I remind you I have the strongest army, and third largest economy? Still that bloody upkeep is hurting.

Your arrogance is breathtaking. If I survive this war, then I'll be sure to crush the British Islander nations.

 

[~Darkening~]

Your arrogance is breathtaking. If I survive this war, then I'll be sure to crush the British Islander nations.

Yes it is, I saw you and Panda and wondered how it would feel to be arrogant ;]. Yes, do your worst- it owuld be nice to crush another nation, despite the distances .

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Orders, people, orders!!!

 

[~Darkening~]

Gah. I'll do em now I guess.

 

[andis-1]

WTH? when you need the orders?

 

[jalapeno_dude]

WTH? when you need the orders?

Friday at midnight (the end of Friday, not the beginning), but it's good to get them in early.

 

[andis-1]

*shrug* so soon? hell...

 

[LittleBoots]

I'll be sure to crush the British Islander nations.

Hey, what did I do to deserve such animosity? Peace, not pieces!

Orders momentarily.