Real Facts about Andisallamash of Ur
Andisallamash' chief advisor is a hedgehog which he thinks is talking to him.
He spent half of his nation's treasury importing the creature, while his people starved!
Andisallamash actually believes that the Hittites want to peacefully coexist with him.
Medean: Did you hear the joke about the skillful and brave king of Ur?
Other Medean: No.
Medean: I don't blame you. There haven't been any yet.
Andisallamash killed several innocent Urrian citizens, declaring them to be 'Medean Spies', in a weak attempt to convince his people that Ur was doing well in its war. It isn't.
Andisallamash cannot possibly hope to hold onto his gains in the Medean west. Even if he somehow manages to get Hittite support, his forces will be too far stretched to hold onto everything.
King Andisallamash is so stupid, he declared war on the Medes but accidentally conquered New Armenia instead.
Andisallamash eats babies!!! And kittens for dessert!
He's a bed-wetter too!
He's so stupid that he handed these papyrus scrolls out to the population thinking that they were his latest public address.
Actually, that's just because he's illiterate. He couldn't tell what was written on the scrolls, even if he had bothered to check.
Andisallamash sacrafices his nation's agricultural production to support the war. Are the people of Ur going to subsist by eating metal scraps? No!
Andisallamash enslaves and imprisons the many Urrians who do not answer to his drafts. You could be next!
So don't follow this inept and likely insane despot! End his reign and accept peace, or follow him on a path to inevitable destruction.
OOC Disclaimer: These are in no means meant to be offensive against the NESer andis-1, but merely the fictional leader of his nation, Ur, in JalNES I.
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