JFD's The World According to Modders

[DoktorApplejuce]

Personally, I'm hoping for a ViceVirtuoso civ. We fictional civ modders have to stick together against those crazy historical modders.

 

[King William I]

I'll get started on my civ ASAP. That is, if Id be a full fledged civ.

 

[Gyra Solune]

if you're including exce stuff can i at least be the name of a tribe ^^;

 

[bouncymischa]

We fictional civ modders have to stick together against those crazy historical modders.

They'll never see us coming.

 

[lordrj15]

They'll never see us coming.

No true modder would create fictional civs, just like how no true Scotsman would put sugar on his porridge, or no true Manxman would, something.

 

[senshidenshi]

No true modder would create fictional civs, just like how no true Scotsman would put sugar on his porridge, or no true Manxman would, something.

#PridelandsGate2015

 

[Scapegrace]

Scapegrace (still) wants Natan bullied.

 

[Natan35]

*barbarian encampment spawned*

 

[Uighur_Caesar]

I thought Kerrigan was going to be the barbs.

 

[GPuzzle]

I have to build more mines, my production is utter crap.

 

[zwei833]

I think it would be funnier if the GW quotes were ones actually uttered on these forums. As in, before just now.

"As a mod, you should know better than to swear in the forums."
- whoward69

"Oops. Forgot it's now Sarvoydinpaliceoaitaedmont or something. Sorry."
- Viregel

"JFD is a very scary guy. I'd better watch my mouth."
- ArnoldI

"And we welcome His Imperial Grace, the JSNOROQTCNCOWTHQ, to this position." (there are probably better ones than this, knowing JFD)
- JFD

Have you cleared your cache today?
-Gazebo

 

[AW Arcaeca]

I will not be outdone!

"my production is utter crap"
- GPuzzle



"just shaka things"
- janboruta

"he gonna mess you up"
- JFD

"Stayin' A Tsar"
- janboruta

"Unfortunately no one is showering me with bottles of that drink, all I got are empty promises. I assume the cost of shipping all that beer overseas would far exceed the worthiness of the effort of doing so."
- janboruta
(SnowyNix' reply: "I could send you a couple just across the border - But i won't")

"Lithunia is the new Normandy."
- Alganon
(JFD's response: "And HRE is the new HRE.")

"JFD, please gib info on leaders in into the renissance(my spelling is great apperantly) deluxe."
- Natan35
(JFD's Response: "V-Viregel?")

By the way, I think that all of Viregel's cities should be given varying degrees of spelling mistakes, just to carry on an old joke.

 

[DoktorApplejuce]

I will not be outdone!

"my production is utter crap"
- GPuzzle



"just shaka things"
- janboruta

"he gonna mess you up"
- JFD

"Stayin' A Tsar"
- janboruta

"Unfortunately no one is showering me with bottles of that drink, all I got are empty promises. I assume the cost of shipping all that beer overseas would far exceed the worthiness of the effort of doing so."
- janboruta
(SnowyNix' reply: "I could send you a couple just across the border - But i won't")

"Lithunia is the new Normandy."
- Alganon
(JFD's response: "And HRE is the new HRE.")

"JFD, please gib info on leaders in into the renissance(my spelling is great apperantly) deluxe."
- Natan35
(JFD's Response: "V-Viregel?")

By the way, I think that all of Viregel's cities should be given varying degrees of spelling mistakes, just to carry on an old joke.

One of my personal favs:
"I went outside to shovel that [family friendly forum] white [family friendly forum] and when I come back inside to warm up and catch my breath, ta da!"
-LeeS

 

[GPuzzle]

There are a lot of good quotes. Personal favorite:

"I'd say it is pretty much unquestionable now that Natan is the bane of JFD's existence?" - Civitar
"What you mean the bane?" - Natan35
"It means you're crashing this thread with no survivors." - RawSasquatch

 

[Uighur_Caesar]

My favorite convo of all time:

"I asked Harald B if thy was willing help with the lion mod but i spamed too much sending messages, so if Harald B doesn't help i have my self to blame."
-kerrigan1603

(JFD's response: "Now, when you talk to this Harald B, does he tell you to burn things? Is he here right now?")

Later on:

"Kerrigan, you completely ignored the point of my post."
-Pouakai

 

[senshidenshi]

I've got a quote. I've never said anything funny...

"Dear Sir,

you, a long lost relative of a Greenlander Prince who recently passed away, was one of the people mentioned in his will. We are going to send you 4 million dollars, however we need your bank details and PIN numbers.

Cordially,

Eriksson, Alesund & Rothmann, lawyers of the recently late Greenlander Prince."

- GPuzzle, 2015

 

[NiaoMeow]

Guys this isn't a high school yearbook

 

[Natan35]

Guys your forgetting JFD's declaration of empire, or... Whatever its called.
(That long post that started the Modempire)
(P.S. I invited the coolest title of all times)

 

[senshidenshi]

Guys this isn't a high school yearbook

I always got the impression that this was the modding equivalent of a high school yearbook, to be honest.

 

[GPuzzle]

I always got the impression that this was the modding equivalent of a high school yearbook, to be honest.

It's either that, or some self-referential post-modernist version of a trip photobook.