Going back, reading the Relgious & Golf jokes, reminds me of a joke. . .
So Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day. They're going along, and get to the third hole. There's a water hazard in the middle, and Jesus goes first.
"I think I'll use my 7 iron for this."
"I wouldn't," said Moses.
"If Tiger Woods can do it, so can I." He hits the ball, and sure enough, it goes into the water. Moses sighs, parts the water, and they play on.
At the 9th hole, there's another water hazard in the middle of the course. Jesus once again grabs his 7 iron, and is getting ready to swing when Moses says "Hey, that didn't work last time. I don't think it'll work this time."
Jesus says, "If Tiger Woods can do it, so can I." Jesus swings, and sure enough, it goes into the water hazard. Moses sighs again, parts the water, and they play on.
At the 13th hole, there's again a water hazard. Jesus grabs the trust 7 iron, and starts to swing, when Moses says, "Hey, it didnt' work the last time. It didn't work the time before, so why are you trying it now?"
Jesus says, "If Tiger Woods can do it, so can I."
Moses sighs, and says "Fine. If it goes in, you're on your own."
Sure enough, the ball goes into the water. Moses says, "See, I told you! I'm not helping this time."
So Jesus walks out, walking on water, swinging his club inside the water trying to fish out the ball. While he's doing this, two guys playing behind them catch up, and see Jesus walking on the water. One guys says "Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?"
Moses looks at him and says, "No, Tiger Woods."
Edit: And that reminded me of another:
Three guys were fishing one day, and one guy stands up and says "I need to go to the bathroom." He jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, and does his business. He then walks across the water back to the boat, and gets back in. The third guy is looking at him, can't believe what he saw.
After a while, the second guy says, "I need to go to the bathroom." He, too, jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, does his thing, and walks back to the boat. The third guy still can't believe his eyes.
After a while, he says, "I need to go to the bathroom." He jumps out of the boat, and falls right thru. The first guy says to the second guy, "Should we tell him where the rocks are?"