jokes never seen before

[Wolfe Tone]

Ok Here's another bad joke that I heard yesterday

A (insert 3 groups of people here*) were sitting in the back of a car. Who was Driving?

A policeman

*When I was told this it was three racial minorities. I decided to edit it and let you use any three groups of people you like. I didn't wan't to cause any offence.

 

[napoleon526]

Three members of different ethnic groups are walking down the street when a guy jumps out of nowhere with a syringe.

He says, "Gimmie your money or i'll inject you with the AIDS virus."

The (ethnic group) guy and the (another ethnic group) guy immediately give up their wallets, but the (yet another ethnic group) guy refuses and the mugger jabs him with the syringe and takes off.

The (first ethnic group) guy and the (second ethinc group) guy ask the (third ethnic group) guy why he didn't just give up his money. The (third ethnic group) guy replies, "It's okay, i'm wearing a condom."

 

[Dell19]

Seen that joke before Although it was slightly different...

 

[Sixchan]

Now for the dirty kid's ones.

A (first race, usually your own), (second race, most likely the one which is not too popular with football fans in your country) and an (third race, of a country that involves terrorism) are in a baloon, but it begins to fall. One says to the others: "We'd best throw out stuff if we want to stay in the air." However, no-one can agree on what to throw out. Says one man: "Why not throw out things important to us?" They agree.

The (first race) says: "I'll throw out (object assossiated with nation)"
The (second race) says "I'll throw out (object assossiated with nation)"
The (third race, assossiated with terrorism) says: "I'll throw out this bomb"

When they get down,
They find three boys. The first is crying "A (national object 1) fell on my mum and killed her!"
The second is crying "A (national object 2) fell on my mum and killed her!"
The third is laughing "I farted and the house behind me blew up!"


HO HO HO


What do you call a russian with three testicles?
Whoodjanickabollockov!

 

[Sixchan]

Got a new one for ya, kids!

What will a computer accept that a woman won't?

A 3.5 inch floppy.


IMPORTANT! THIS BAD JOKE AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ONLY WHILE UN-MODDEDNESS LASTS!

 

[Dell19]

Very funny Six!

Somehow I think that they will not be removed either since you can post most things in this forum section.

 

[philippe]

someone went to afghanistan.he saw our good friend bin laden.
he took bin laden beard and chopped it into pieces and bin laden took a plane and was never seen before......

 

[Lt.Col. Kilgore]

Q:Why did the leopard wear a trench-coat to school?

A:Because he didn't want to be spotted taking out his MP5.

*Runs from stage as people throw things and shout things* like:

"That was horrible. People died in those tragic events and your making fun of them. Whats wrong with you? Don't you know that telling a joke about that stuff magically kills more people? You are truly sick!"

 

[philippe]

segeant kilgore
i said post here your lame and sick jokes!
so you knew there was something like that so dont complain!

 

[Lt.Col. Kilgore]

Originally posted by philippe
segeant kilgore
i said post here your lame and sick jokes!
so you knew there was something like that so dont complain!

I hope you know that I posted the joke. That 'complaining' at the bottom was a mock of those lame-wads who get ofended by such stuff. In fact, I modified that joke from a REALLY lame children's joke.

 

[scorch]

hehehe,thats quite funny, but very bad taste.

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Sixchan
Got a new one for ya, kids!

What will a computer accept that a woman won't?

A 3.5 inch floppy.


IMPORTANT! THIS BAD JOKE AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ONLY WHILE UN-MODDEDNESS LASTS!

That jokes not exactly new It was told by someone else on this site some time earlier, you cant go stealing other peoples jokes and calling them new
oh that joke is here----------> http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4194

 

[Badluck]

1)why do you put a baby by the foot in a blender?

To see is expression


2) What do you do when you want to wash your baby but the water is too hot.

You put gloves on.


3) What's more funny then a dead baby?

A dead baby with a clown nose

4)What's more horrible then 10 baby in a dustbin ( what you put trash in)

1 baby in 10 dustbin


the other one need visual aspect.