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Terrance888
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The moon is a green and blur sphere covered with white and grey clouds, contrails, and the occasional mushroom cloud/sarcasm.
Bahahaha that's great!
So I keep wondering what will happen when a foreigner comes and slaps someone or dteals something or sleeps with someone's wife.
Terrance888
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They get pinned and delivered a beatdown. Verbal. A verbal beatdown.
Terrance888
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To the Olonyontori Tribe
From the Likanae Confederacy: Diplomat Ob-Kinaster
Of course of course! Our women are indeed beautiful, and our food is delicious. We will be glad to let your people marry into ours, and to grant generous dowries and allow you to join our political system. If you wish, I can even try to finagle the system and let your tribe join together as a single family, and your chief can be granted the title of Kaijun and Daigem, and bring back to your tribes the gift of the Great Matriarch. Of course, such a great title and such honors would require a great celebration of your willing incorporation into our confederacy, and so not only shall we provide 1EP as a dowry, but also another EP to help catch you up to us developmentally, expand our Elephant fleet, and provide a massive party!
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We have pie!
Do you like pie? I love pie! At the party you can have all the pie you want! And your new wives and dowries can give you cream pies every day of the week! Mhm. Cream pie. We are so glad you are so eager to throw yourselves into our arms, it is pretty exciting! I shall call a general meeting! We need to gather lots of food and women from all the families! Please respond soon!!!!!
I spend 2EP for dowries, food, women, elephants, labor and they join us willingly and assimilate into our society!
Do you have meat? Our women love meat when the time is right. Delicious, juicy meat cooked and kneaded to perfection, dripping and sizzling! They love it in their mouths!
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So what kind of women do you want? We got tall women, short women, women with bouncy, perky boobs! Round women, boney women, women of all kinds! Daughters, sisters, oh my! How many women do you fancy? They love cream pies and will make them for you every day if you desire!
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So about the dowries! Food! You want food? We have lots of food! Grains and vegetables and fruits and meat and pastries! And cream pies! We are willing to help you get food too! Agriculture is the midwife of the Junire. It gives you orgasms!
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What about the grooms! You must send them to us. How can you marry a women without meeting her family! We have lots of meat you can eat! Oozing, sweet and salty! Strong young men like you need strong young women! Make a large, happy family together!
From the Likanae Confederacy: Diplomat Ob-Kinaster
Of course of course! Our women are indeed beautiful, and our food is delicious. We will be glad to let your people marry into ours, and to grant generous dowries and allow you to join our political system. If you wish, I can even try to finagle the system and let your tribe join together as a single family, and your chief can be granted the title of Kaijun and Daigem, and bring back to your tribes the gift of the Great Matriarch. Of course, such a great title and such honors would require a great celebration of your willing incorporation into our confederacy, and so not only shall we provide 1EP as a dowry, but also another EP to help catch you up to us developmentally, expand our Elephant fleet, and provide a massive party!
----
We have pie!
Do you like pie? I love pie! At the party you can have all the pie you want! And your new wives and dowries can give you cream pies every day of the week! Mhm. Cream pie. We are so glad you are so eager to throw yourselves into our arms, it is pretty exciting! I shall call a general meeting! We need to gather lots of food and women from all the families! Please respond soon!!!!!
I spend 2EP for dowries, food, women, elephants, labor and they join us willingly and assimilate into our society!
Do you have meat? Our women love meat when the time is right. Delicious, juicy meat cooked and kneaded to perfection, dripping and sizzling! They love it in their mouths!
----
So what kind of women do you want? We got tall women, short women, women with bouncy, perky boobs! Round women, boney women, women of all kinds! Daughters, sisters, oh my! How many women do you fancy? They love cream pies and will make them for you every day if you desire!
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So about the dowries! Food! You want food? We have lots of food! Grains and vegetables and fruits and meat and pastries! And cream pies! We are willing to help you get food too! Agriculture is the midwife of the Junire. It gives you orgasms!
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What about the grooms! You must send them to us. How can you marry a women without meeting her family! We have lots of meat you can eat! Oozing, sweet and salty! Strong young men like you need strong young women! Make a large, happy family together!
OOC: watisthisidonteven
To Likanae Confederacy
From Oloyontori
We have lots of sausage for your women. And pie sounds good. This shall be the grandest festival in all our lives, but if you mock us, we'll pierce through the heart of your confederacy and make our own party.
Lord of Elves
Suede-Denim Secret Police
- Joined
- Oct 31, 2009
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Sending orders soon. Vacations are fun.
Terrance888
Discord Reigns
OOC: Beware the pacifist.
Lord_Herobrine
Back in the Saddle
As a heads up, I am leaving this saturday the 22nd and will not be back until July 3rd.
Ok, I'll NPC you for the updates you're absent from. I hope to see orders before this Saturday tho!
I've been thinking about diversifying the stats after the next update.
More specific military and economy sections might be nice. Drawing off of previous NESes, I like these formats.
Economy: 2AG/1IN/2TR = 5 total
AG = agriculture
IN = industry
TR = trade
Military: 5k spearmen, 2k archers, 1k light chariots
Any thoughts?
More specific military and economy sections might be nice. Drawing off of previous NESes, I like these formats.
Economy: 2AG/1IN/2TR = 5 total
AG = agriculture
IN = industry
TR = trade
Military: 5k spearmen, 2k archers, 1k light chariots
Any thoughts?
OOC: Sorry, I just realized I never answered this.
To Tyrica
From Lyapon Confederacy
So long as you control your expansionistic urges, we will have no conflict with you.
Terrance888
Discord Reigns
If you do this, I must warn you about economic inflation. In my nes it was so bad that after 20 turns I had to redo and balance all the stats.
Oh, very good point.
Maybe this could be solved by rebalancing after after era...
Or there could be a total economy cap... hm...
EDIT: Also, I added a Story Archive link on post #2.
Deusselkerr
Warlord
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2012
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To Nugai
From Tyrica
The words of your foolish king have finally reached our great city. It is no wonder your message took so long to reach Tyrica; even your messengers are fat and stupid. Much like the king they represent, no? If perhaps slightly less fat and stupid than the Royal Obese Idiot.
Your spears shall break on our walls like the sea against a mountain. Come to your deaths.
To the Ishmen
From Tyrica
The formation of our alliance is but a recent memory, and already it is necessary for our peoples to unite in a common cause. The devious people of Nugai have conspired to take our land, and surely they shall conquer you, next, if they manage to defeat us- which would be easier for them if you refuse to help your ally. You have bronze, and are a mighty and noble people; the people of Tyrica request your aid in this time of need. Your people have never shown an interest in traditional valuables, but if there are any spoils of war you wish after this is finished, just let us know.
To the Lyapon Confederacy
From Tyrica
Our peoples have never been friends, but as peaceable neighbors surely you can recognize the devious nature of the Kingdom of Nugai. Their constant thirst for blood shall be the end of humanity, if we allow them to continue unchecked. It is the three-way balance of power between Tyrica, Nugai, and your confederacy that prevents major conflict; the threat of the other two has always kept the others intact. But now, the Kingdom of Nugai wishes to upset that balance. And know this: they shall not stop with Tyrica. If we push them back, they shall come again and again until we are unable to defeat them. They shall do the same to you in time if we do not take a stand against the Nugai. Therefore we request a wartime alliance; we shall split the land of Nugai as we wish, once they capitulate. Let it be so, and may our sons and their sons never again have to hear the blasphemy that is the name Nugai.
OOC: I'll keep that in mind.
