Keith Richards admits to snorting dad's remains, no one is too shocked.

[PrinceOfLeigh]

What the Hell is wrong with him

He rocks harder than anyone ever has, ever. Ever.

Or, he is a semi-conscious old fart who made a 'joke' without realising that it's not remotely funny.

 

[Masquerouge]

This rates off all the known "baddest rock attitude" charts.

 

[CartesianFart]

Or, he is a semi-conscious old fart who made a 'joke' without realising that it's not remotely funny.

I thought it is humourous.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I think they replaced Keith Richards with Buster the Dummy from Mythbusters a long time ago, and nobody noticed.

 

[Tank_Guy#3]

I wonder what sort of magical powers he gained from it.


I mean magical powers he didn't already have.

The ghosts that help you out (answering questions and such) don't appear unless you fertilize your weed with their ashes. Then you have to smoke it. According to a movie I've seen (I forget the name )

The two black guys in this movie smoked their friend and got into Harvard with the help the ghost gave them on the entrance exams.

I think they replaced Keith Richards with Buster the Dummy from Mythbusters a long time ago, and nobody noticed.

That dummy can really play the guitar then.

 

[Masquerouge]

The ghosts that help you out (answering questions and such) don't appear unless you fertilize your weed with their ashes. Then you have to smoke it. According to a movie I've seen (I forget the name )

The two black guys in this movie smoked their friend and got into Harvard with the help the ghost gave them on the entrance exams.


That dummy can really play the guitar then.

Sounds like a Wayans brothers movie...

 

[Azale]

If this was anyone OTHER than Keith Richards, I would be surprised.

 

[CartesianFart]

Sounds like a Wayans brothers movie...

Nope,more like Redman and Method Man movie called "How High."

They all look alike anyway.

 

[.Shane.]

Apparently you all are incapable of realizing that Richards also has a sense of humor.

 

[Left]

It happened.


Seriously. Keith Richards.

PS

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Left, whats the big deal about Keith Richards? Judging from your avatar Id figure you as being more of a Reggae fan.

 

[Left]

I'm all over the place musically.

Keith Richards is just a kick. His whole attitude and look and everything. I like the Stones too.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I'm all over the place musically.

Keith Richards is just a kick. His whole attitude and look and everything. I like the Stones too.

I guess Im like that a little with the Beatles, the dead ones specifically.

 

[Serutan]

I've long believed that Keith Richards is secretly an android. I mean, how else can you explain him still being alive?

Somewhere I saw one of those tables that showed genetic factors that
added or subtracted from the expected life span. Then they threw this
in:

One of your parents is Keith Richards - +80 years.

 

[Berrie]

Oh, BTW, if anybody missed it, It was indeed a (bad) joke. His spokesman said so, but I don't have a link right now.

 

[Disgustipated]

they only say it's a joke after all the negative publicity.