KenNes- The Broken Record of History

[Lord_Iggy]

The Chickens are already in England.

 

[das]

a) They're in China.
b) No, those regions are not yet available.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Oh yeah. I forgot about that, and only remembered that they spoke English, with a variety of avian words substituted in for comedic effect.

 

[erez87]

Would be interesting to see the l33t country. I don't know the language so someone else would have to make it... But it would be cool for a modern NES. Their army would be robots connected with radio to gamers... They will never loose a war

 

[Kentharu]

the uber l337 bots attack! Run! Flee! Scurry!! lol

and no, only civilized zones may be made nations in.

Tech wil stay at stone age since i think the civ zones follow along with stone age more so than bronze or copper.

 

[erez87]

I'd say copper age for red area states and stone-copper (with cultural changes to technology) for the rest.
Complete stone age for anything out if you allow them that.

 

[Kentharu]

i agree with the stone age. For any civ outside the zones (but not ridiculous like the artic) they will have no cities, no real organized structures at all. For the rest it will be stone age though. Green and red, more so red i supose. I will update the rules and the states soon enough. But its christmas and i have to figure out how to work this bloody mp3

 

[Abaddon]

HELL YEAH!

claim nation soon!

 

[Abaddon]

Nation Name: Kingdom of Yakidaar
Cities: Yakuzu
Leader: King Yandon/Abaddon
Culture: Indian with strong sea faring,fishing and trade origins.
Government: Absolute Monarchy
Economy: 2- 2/0
Population: To be determined by him
Army: To be determined by him
Navy: None
Education: None
Technology: Bronze Age with Advanced Lazers
Wonders:
Description: From River to Sea the Yakidaar developed. They don't war much.. the one or two times barbarians attacked, firstly they found the city gates wide open, and secondly they find themselves leaving the city days later, weighed down with novelty shell ornaments and potions the vendor promised would achieve the desired result , tho considerably lighter purses. Ah yes, the cut and thrust of trade is what keeps this nation growing rapidly, with everyone constantly on the lookout for a quick rise to fame and fortune.

Spoiler :

 

[Kentharu]

the dead line for nation starts is friday. No orders please. I will do a pre-update so that everyone gets where they are and so that any specific changes in culture can be made before we get this off the ground.

Obviously nations can be made after this update just like any other nation and they will be incorperated just like anything else into the NES, but for this update Friday is the deadline for people to make nations. That is friday midnight 12 am MY TIME which is whatever Michigan is at (eastern?) i dunno, i don't care, figure it out. On saturday the update will come.

So if you want to be in this update, make your nation by friday. Feel free to post stories and what not.

Another note that i will add to the rules and Notes, if you miss orders twice in a row there will start to be penalties for your nation, nothing very severe but they will increase.

Chicken could you please redo your stats to incorporate the new name. I know this is the third time i've asked you and I'm sorry, but if you want to have that name i can't go through changing stuff, I tried, its to hard lol, so please if you can change it to Ikken

 

[silver 2039]

Start me on the mouth of the Indus

Nation Template
Nation Name: Republic of Dvaraka
Cities: Dvaraka
Culture: Aryan ethnicity, Hindu religon with a caste system, ruling class of Bhramins, warrior and merchant castes highly important and powerful as well,
Government: Oligarchic Republic
Economy: 2- 2/0
Population: To be determined by me
Army: To be determined by me
Navy: None
Education: None
Technology: Bronze Age
Wonders:
Description: The foundation of Dvaraka is steeped in legend it is said that the city was founded when a great rishi Vishwakarma threw his axe and it landed on the mouth of the great river Indus. He proclaimed this area holy ground and a magnificent city was built controlling the mouth of the river Indus causing it to become a powerful city state in the region.

 

[Abaddon]

Start me on the mouth of the Indus

Nation Template
Nation Name: Republic of Dvaraka
Cities: Dvaraka
Culture: Aryan ethnicity, Hindu religon with a caste system, ruling class of Bhramins, warrior and merchant castes highly important and powerful as well,
Government: Oligarchic Republic
Economy: 2- 2/0
Population: To be determined by me
Army: To be determined by me
Navy: None
Education: None
Technology: Bronze Age
Wonders:
Description: The foundation of Dvaraka is steeped in legend it is said that the city was founded when a great rishi Vishwakarma threw his axe and it landed on the mouth of the great river Indus. He proclaimed this area holy ground and a magnificent city was built controlling the mouth of the river Indus causing it to become a powerful city state in the region.

I am already there Silver

 

[silver 2039]

On one side of the Indus....I can start on the other...hello.

 

[Abaddon]

oh tits, i dont wana start next to someone!

I call the western side of the river


# Moved!

 

[flyingchicken]

Redone/revised stats! They speak English, but have a lot of introduced words to fit their religious needs.

Spoiler :

Nation Template
Ikken
Cities: Ikkenfarm
Leader: The Ikkenking/flyingchicken
Culture: The Ikkenfolk act much like savages only they obey the great Ikkenking because of their religious devotion. They worship Ikkenplain itself, which is nature. They also believe Ikkenplain has set them to exterminate all who are not of the Ikkenfolk and step on Ikkenplain. Women and children are treated like dirt until they prove themselves in one-on-one combat with a MAN.
Government: Theocratic monarchy, with the highest position called the Ikkenking and his right to rule the Ikkenmandate. Every king is expected to be highly capable in the arts of xenophobia and murder of infidels.
Economy: 2- 2/0
Population: To be determined by me
Army: To be determined by me
Navy: None
Education: None
Technology: Bronze Age
Wonders:
Description: Much like any OTL Germanic kingdom with a fanatical fundamentalist jihadist flair only they wear OTL Eskimo-ish outfits made of deerskin and decorated with chicken feathers and they are theocratic. They wear these extremely hot outfits all year long to prove just how tough they are. Natural selection and this specific social pressure has made their people highly resilient to heat. They look a bit OTL Turkic with a mix of OTL Chinese, though they are unnaturally tall because of the unnatural proliferation of the XYY syndrome in their society. The Chickenese are highly religious because they have survived all kinds of natural disasters and thank the Chickenplain for their survival.

Changed their name from Chicken to Ikken because they wanted to distinguish them from simple poultry.

 

[das]

Tech wil stay at stone age since i think the civ zones follow along with stone age more so than bronze or copper.

Having made that civ zone with later copper/early bronze age in mind, I'm going to have to disagree. Then again, it works for the stone age as well, I suppose; these were the regions that were generally more advanced by this point.

They speak English, but have a lot of introduced words to fit their religious needs.

When working with made up/historically incorrect languages, the most fun comes from gradually changing them as centuries fly by. I particularly enjoyed mixing Greek, German and Tartar/Turkish in DNES2, and having them develop from then on.

 

[Kentharu]

thank chicken

silver i assume you want your nation on the northern side

And what kind of leadership do you have. What is the name of the oligrachic council or w/e

 

[Abaddon]

@ Ken.. i have skipped off to China now (assuming noone else is on that river!)

 

[Kentharu]

Chicken is on a river somewhere in china (near the Yangtze?) i dunno where that is but its in the middle some where.

Just post a pic of where you wanna be in china. You could be at the mouth of the river where it leads to the sea.

 

[Abaddon]

picture is, and always was in the post with all nation stats