I heard some good news from Sweden. In one province, the government has allowed an unrestricted hunt on Canada Geese.
The Canada Goose is not a natural animal in Scandinavia. It was taken here by some Canadian who wanted to piss us off. It filled an unused ecological niche and has been breading like rabbits ever since. They do harm on fields and crops, but the worst thing is their ****.
They move in groups and mostly come at night. They land on beaches and cover them in crap. My beach looks like I'm preparing for the landing in Normandie, with barbwire rolled out and a small trench. On public beaches where there are children they are a huge problem. It costs to have someone clean the beaches every morning.
It could be completly extinct for all I care. But killing it will not be easy. They never return to a place where one of their comrades has fallen. They can evacuate their bases quickly at the sound of a gunshot. They are relativly hard to hit while flying.
Guns are needed to fight it. Canada geese are as cocky as North Americans (
), and are not afraid of attacking humans.
It is at least a victory that a Swedish province has declared war on the bird. What do you think?
The Canada Goose is not a natural animal in Scandinavia. It was taken here by some Canadian who wanted to piss us off. It filled an unused ecological niche and has been breading like rabbits ever since. They do harm on fields and crops, but the worst thing is their ****.
They move in groups and mostly come at night. They land on beaches and cover them in crap. My beach looks like I'm preparing for the landing in Normandie, with barbwire rolled out and a small trench. On public beaches where there are children they are a huge problem. It costs to have someone clean the beaches every morning.
It could be completly extinct for all I care. But killing it will not be easy. They never return to a place where one of their comrades has fallen. They can evacuate their bases quickly at the sound of a gunshot. They are relativly hard to hit while flying.
Guns are needed to fight it. Canada geese are as cocky as North Americans (
), and are not afraid of attacking humans.It is at least a victory that a Swedish province has declared war on the bird. What do you think?
They should give the guns to those guys - they must have a pretty big grudge against the geese by now!
The will of the geese-loving Canadian people shall overcome the Great Scandinavian Satan and its infidels! Careful - we might start strapping bombs on all those moose that step out in front of your car!
