Kill the user above you

[SouthernKing]

You were high on acid, which I spiked, therefore killing you.

 

[Save_Ferris]

The punch has been Spiked! And you die.

 

[W|M]

I put spikes on my fist and punch you in the face.

 

[SamSniped]

I use the spikes as bullets and fire them from a Barret .50 Sniper Rifle.

 

[JohannaK]

But I tricked your rifle, so you shoot yourself in the face.

 

[mayor]

remember that button I pushed?

well it activated a sattelite which now shoots a laserbeam, instantly evaporating you.

 

[W|M]

I make an explosion, but you decide to walk awesomely away from it. You do not walk fast enough, and the explosion kills you.

 

[Quackers]

i wait for his natural death.

 

[JohannaK]

I kill you while you are waiting, by stabbing a 10 cm long needle in your left eye with a pneumatic machine.

 

[SouthernKing]

But that pnumatic machine was rigged to blow; your body parts are now flung into the air

 

[JohannaK]

Only that I took safety measures, so I was just scratched by the pieces of the machine, and so I then kill you with my bare hands.

 

[SamSniped]

Your bare hands were dipped in wildfire (essentially napalm or Greek Fire for you who don't read the series A Song of Ice and Fire) before you did that. The pieces of the machine created a spark, igniting it. You burned alive

 

[JohannaK]

But I am a priest of R'hllor, so mystical I become immune to fire. Even wildfire. Then I come to you wrapped in fire and strangle you while you burn alive.

 

[SamSniped]

Well-played. I extinguish the fire with...hmmm...a fire extinguisher, and kill you via post-CoDMW2-logic by hitting you in the toenail with a throwing knife.

 

[W|M]

I throw a Bible at your head.

 

[Save_Ferris]

God strikes you with lightning for doing that.

 

[SamSniped]

The lightning creates a chain reaction, striking you and destroying any future railguns.

 

[thecaesar]

The punch has been Spiked! And you die.

@ samsniped:

I stole mayor's sattelite, making a few minor adjustments...
You were vaporized by the magic of friendship.

 

[JohannaK]

And then I summon Discord, who turns the satellite upside down, firing it on you, who results vaporised by discord.

 

[W|M]

I get discord to cause a 10-year war between Barcelona and Marseilles, where you are killed in the fighting.