Kill the user above you

[mayor]

Sorry, it was standing there and Manta drinking something that was similar coloured so I switched it. Did anyone else want to use it?

 

[W|M]

I use force-lightening on you for NOT KILLING PEOPLE.

 

[JohannaK]

Then I strangle you with my amazing Force.

 

[thecaesar]

I use force-lightning on you for NOT KILLING PEOPLE.

I spelling-nazi you to death.

 

[SamSniped]

I kill you with a dull, rusty butter knife, because I am the Grammar Nazi!

 

[Save_Ferris]

I kill you will a ceramic knife, because I am the culinary Nazi!

 

[JohannaK]

Then I go psycho and kill you all in the most terrific way. But you Save_Ferris, are stabbed to death while having a shower in my motel.

 

[SouthernKing]

Ah, but you are Kim Novak, and you are falling off the bell tower.

 

[mayor]

I unleash some over-enthausiast Angelic being upon you, that smothers you to death with love and hugs

 

[SouthernKing]

Ah but since I am an atheist that being never existed. You also suffer a massive existance failure.

 

[MantaRevan]

Killed via shotgun for being an atheist in the south.

 

[JohannaK]

Then I launch a very complicated plan to make the USSR unite again and invade Scandinavia, forcing all population, included you, into gulags, where they will all die of cold, starvation and exhaustion.

 

[Dumanios]

I foil your grand plan by kicking zombie Lenin in the nuts, thus leading him to send both of us to Siberia.

 

[JohannaK]

But has I develop zen immunity to the elements I survive has long as necessary to escape and find a nearby town from which to return home, while I made you appear has guilty of any attemted escape from the gulag, cause of your death by torture.

 

[MantaRevan]

I unleash my horde of manta rays on your puny gulag. Within minutes, the gulag is nothing but a bit of stone rubble. Then the manta rays get hungry and decided to develop carnivorous digestion systems, and they swallow you whole.

 

[Dumanios]

I mind control one of your own mantas to eat you.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I turn you into Manta so that they eat you.

 

[Buddhafish]

I poisoned the world's water with Uranium

 

[SamSniped]

I compile all of the uranium into a spear, which destroys your tank.

 

[Sparthage]

My barbarian warriors, however, are able to get by your tank-busting spears. They kill you and your men.