Kill the user above you

[Sparthage]

I drown you in alphabet soup.

 

[JohannaK]

But I just pretended to be dead, instead surprising you when I emerge from the soup and pour it into your nose, so you die of asphyxia.

 

[Sparthage]

Nothing you do surprises me as I hit you in the face with Cupcakes...

...made of acid.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I hit you in the face with a pie.

 

[SamSniped]

i shoot you through the head Al-Asad style with a Gold-pated Desert Eagle.
LIEK A BAWSS

 

[JohannaK]

Then I suddenly appear from nowhere right behind you and shoot you in the head with mah 2 Walther PPK.

Like a James Bond.

 

[JamesCaesar]

I come out and shoot you with mah Wunderwaffle

 

[W|M]

I leave you outside to freeze in the snow.

 

[SamSniped]

I turn the six ninjas in your signature into hostile Shadowblade Assassins that I control, and send them to kill you.

 

[JohannaK]

When you are sending the Assassins and you are amused thinking of WIM's death, I get your railgun prototype and disintegrate you with it.

 

[SamSniped]

Bugger you, how did you know I had a prototype? Oh well. You forgot to disable the failsafe AKA self-destruct, which I activate, saving me and destroying you.

 

[W|M]

I give you a bottle of pure spice, tricking you into thinking its water, so you drink a whole glass of it and die from the shock of having that much spiciness hit your tongue.

 

[JohannaK]

I give you Sam's prototype before it explodes, killing you instead of me.

 

[SamSniped]

Well played
I throw you into jail next to a Vogon reading poetry. you die from suicide.

 

[JohannaK]

I don't understand him, so I don't kill myself. Instead, I devise a McGyver-like plan to escape and kill you so that it looks like a suicide.

 

[W|M]

I throw a flaming pig at you.

 

[JohannaK]

But I shoot him when you send it, so he goes mad and runs over you until you die.

 

[SamSniped]

I put an invisisble tophat on you that has an invisible black widow spider in it. You die from the poison

 

[JohannaK]

But I'm the only one who can see invisible tophats (along with DemTaqat), so I discover the trick and instead conceal a snake in your railgun, you dying from poisoning.

 

[SamSniped]

My railgun had already blown up, so IDK WHERE that snake went. So I give you a kick to the groin with a natural 20 roll