Kill the user above you

You are executed by the Solar Tyrant.

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Given the lethal injection for the murder SouthernKing.
 
strapped in the electric chair and fried for the murder on Sparthage
 
Drowned alive by any angry mob to check if you are a witch.
 
Seriously, I got nothing. I mean, a black box? I can't even work with that...;)

So I let you live. :crazyeye: But only because trollestia told me to troll this thread!
 
Trollestia is a a tyrant. You serve Trollestia. Therefore, you serve a tyrant and must be dealt with as such.

:sniper:
 
Celestia is a better ruler than Luna could be, because Luna has problems understanding social, nonverbal cues. Also, Celestia is not a tyrant, she is a troll. There's a difference, ya know.

Anyways, after that wonderful speech about how non-tyrranical Celestia is, you are now banished to the moon for 1000 years along with Luna.
 
I come back with Nightmare Moon (on Nightmare Night, to boot), and then we kill you both...again.
 
Then, I appear there with a hunting rifle, kill Trollestia with it and Nightmare Moon and Sparthage too.
 
Killed by your apprentice :p
 
Killed by the Brotherhood of Nod injecting Tiberium into your body.
 
Killed by walking into your bathroom to use the toilet, not noticing when it starts to leak. After you finish you decide to shave, but cut yourself by accident. Afterward, you glimps a shadow behind you, but dismiss it and turn on the radio, but pull the plug when "Rocky Mountain High" by John Denver begins playing. You then turn around and start to take your clothes off a clothesline over your bathtub, but slip on the puddle created by the toilet leak and fall into the line, which wraps around your throat. You are unable to get up because of some spilled soap and conditioner, and the wire tightens and your air supply gradually decreases, causing your eyes to fill with blood. You see a nail clipper on the shelf, but know you can't reach it without dropping them on the floor, so you continue to try and untie the wire. Unfortunately, you are unsuccessful, and die soon afterward.
 
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