Kill the user above you

[W|M]

You get charged by the UN for crimes against humanity and sentenced to a maximum-security jail in America, where you get sodomized until you poop your intestines out.

 

[SamSniped]

Stupid warcrimes... anyways, I escape and hunt down WIM. when I find him, I behead him with a dull, rusty butter knife.

 

[SouthernKing]

I place you inside an upside-down broken-down airplaine being dragged by Rico Rodruigez in a Mancini Cavallo 1001 at 200 mph on the Panau City Ring Road, just before he hits a ramp and goes corkscrewing inti Panau Harbor.

 

[JohannaK]

But I trap you in that very same plane.

 

[SamSniped]

You get tackled by Vince Wilfork because you walked onto the field while the Super Bowl was going on. You happened to be standing in front of Eli Maning, who also gets tackled, and the Patriots win!

 

[JohannaK]

Who are those? Anyway, I break into your place when you're watching that stupid match they call "Super Bowl" and stab you to death with a SPOON.

 

[Commodore]

I kill you with kindness.

 

[SouthernKing]

I strangle you with JoanK's entrails.

 

[SamSniped]

I throw you out of the Empire State Building

 

[JohannaK]

I throw you out of it while you look how SK is falling.

 

[Commodore]

I throw you into the Empire State Building.

 

[SouthernKing]

Since I can teleport, I save myself from falling and instead make everyone else teleport into Earth orbit.

 

[Sparthage]

I teleport you into the middle of the Sun.

 

[JohannaK]

Then I pick my hyper exact Sniper rifle and shoot you at your place from the top of the Empire State Building.

 

[Sparthage]

I throw the Empire State Building into the ocean with you still on it.

 

[JohannaK]

But you can't throw it away enough to sink completely, so I just jump and swim to my place. Then I become a drug dealer, I get to be a drug lord and use all my power to storm your place with an elite team equipped with cameras so that I can see it from my enormous house in Miami, where my motto "The World is Yours" is everywhere.

 

[W|M]

You are now Milton Jones' grandfather; While you are a bank robber (and drug dealer, incidentally), the rest of your family except for two of your sons are all snipers which work for the military police.

You die while doing your job, surrounded by your family.

 

[JohannaK]

Except that I am not Milton Jones' grandfather, so I'm still alive.
So I purchase some chemicals, have some lessons on electronics and communications and build a remotely detonated bomb, slowly and sure of what I'm doing, cuz I have until Christmas. When December arrives, I follow you and hack your PC, so that I can plant the bomb on the plane YOU are taking to Brazil each Christmas, and detonate it when you are in.

 

[W|M]

I don't take a plane to Brazil each Christmas.

While demonstrating this, I throw a grenade from a giant catapult into your house, which kills you.

 

[mayor]

I blow up Brazil and you die of sadness