Kill the user above you

[SouthernKing]

But you are Princess West India Man of 1130 AD Scotland, and King Duncan II the Cruel assassinates you.

 

[JohannaK]

Then I behead you with a broadsword made of Valyrian Steel, specially crafted for me.

 

[SamSniped]

You try to kill an Other with it, but it shatters. You die. I burn your body.

 

[SouthernKing]

And you are now in 1130 Scotland, as a random courtier that I just sent to the dungeon. You are now executed.

 

[SamSniped]

I escape and sneak up behind you. I then slit your throat and toss you over the extremely large wall to your death.

 

[JohannaK]

And meanwhile I was looking at you from behind my sniper rifle's scope. When you're off-guard, I shoot you dead.

 

[SamSniped]

but this is 1130 AD, and when people see the rifle they capture you and burn you at the stake for witchcraft

 

[SouthernKing]

But it is now 1151, and King of Britain of Scotland executes you.n

 

[JohannaK]

But I'm in 2012, and manage to transport the Mayan cataclysm in time to your 1151 Scotland, both of you resulting killed.

 

[mayor]

I beat and beat and beat and beat and beat and beat you until my frustration is gone. Unfortunately that moment is after you have died. sorry

 

[JohannaK]

But I was not there atm, I had left a decoy with a mortal trap attached to it. So when you beat it, the trap is activated and you die. I will not reveal the gore details.

 

[thecaesar]

Then, as a result of Joank sending the Mayan Cataclysm back in time and causing a time paradox, the fabric of the universe is torn apart and everybody does not die, they simply caese to exist along with everything else. Actually, this didn't happen at any particular time, because Joank destroyed time.

 

[SouthernKing]

What JoanK thinks happened was a result of his schizophrenia. The King kills him for having schizophrenia.

 

[JohannaK]

No, because that's your delirium when I inject you a coctel of drugs that kills you after a psychedelic experience... and it will look just like another overdosed junkie.

 

[SamSniped]

but he takes the coctail and gives it to you

 

[Sparthage]

The "coctail" is a spy. The spy explodes, killing you.

 

[SouthernKing]

And killing you too.

 

[MantaRevan]

Guys, guys, let's not spend all of our time killing eachother! We need to spend all our voodoo magic spreading' love and understain'!

 

[thecaesar]

OK, who injected Mantarevan with the psycadelia drug??

 

[JohannaK]

He might have taken said cocktail