Kill the user above you

[JohannaK]

But you were fighting on a zone where I had planted explosives, they explode and kill you.

 

[SamSniped]

but you couldn't, because you lost the use of your legs in RtD: Continued becasue of mah railgun!

but I snipe your legs from a mile away with a Barret .50, and you set the timer for too short, so you died in the blast.

 

[Buddhafish]

You then turn around to leave and fall into a giant pit with spikes that I had dug previously.

 

[JohannaK]

But I survived, because I has a remote control that disabled all mines within range, so I crawled outside the battlefield and trained and cured for years until my knees and legs were back to normal functioning. Then, not being able to fulfil my vengeance on SamSniped, I come to your house and beat you to death with Xiaolin techniques I learnt during those years.

 

[SamSniped]

But I come back from the dead and kill you!

 

[Sparthage]

I wipe out you and the rest of your zombie-kind, along with the Earth. I love the Death Star.

 

[JohannaK]

But I contact Luke Skywalker, who destroys the Death Star with you inside. Btw, I had escaped to my space station to plot more revenges after cheating death once more at the hands of SamSniped.

 

[SamSniped]

I single-handedly commandeer an Acclamator-class Assault Ship, hire my own crew, and blast your base to pieces.

 

[JohannaK]

Yeah? And how did you actually escape Earth?

BTW, my Space Station is armed with a superEMP cannon that is fired on your ship, resulting in a critical failure of all the life support systems and leads to your death by... "low pressure" (aka exploding because you're in the friggin' spacial void)

 

[SamSniped]

I escape your cannon by a combination of time travel, slipstream space, and an Improbabliity Drive or five. And then I sabotage your cannon by cutting the wires and planting timebombs, and fly off into space in the Milennium Falcon that just happened to be in your base as the base explodes behind me.

That took me five seconds to think of. Damn, I'm good

 

[JohannaK]

But the Millennium Falcon couldn't be IN my base, because it is ISS-like, with larger modules but not big enough to host it.
Because the story is all a hoax you're being implanted in an experimentation capsule in my base, to see the effects of extreme emotional situations in your body, until you eventually die of stress and suffering.

 

[SamSniped]

but I escape from your cells, sabotage your oxygen systems, and escape the base it the way you escaped to the base, which was unspecified.

 

[JohannaK]

Through the Shuttle, I did escape Earth. But I actually had secondary systems in case the primary ones were sabotaged, giving me the time to get on an X-Wing fighter I had stationed to leave if my life (or base) were threatened. Then I hunt you down (because the Shuttle has no weapons, you dumb moron )

 

[Save_Ferris]

I open the pod bay doors and thrust you into space.

 

[SamSniped]

I put on a space suit, get in the now abandoned X-Wing, blast both of you, set the X-Wing to self-destruct, get back to the shuttle, and return to Earth.

 

[JohannaK]

But I WAS IN THE X-Wing, and so I push the "eject passenger seat" button, throwing you into space, and then I use you as practice target.

 

[W|M]

I teleport you to the dark side of the moon, and your head explodes.

 

[JohannaK]

Ah, but that's where my lunar base is, so I appear in my base instead, and order a squad of minions to kill you.

 

[W|M]

I teleport you and your minions to the Sea of Tranquility, which has no lunar base.

 

[JohannaK]

How wrong you are. You cannot locate me, because I'm not in your line of sight. So I'm still alive and my minions are closer to killing you.