Fun little round. It'd be more fun if I could lead my troops on a bloody conquest of Eurasia, but fun, nevertheless.
As usual, things started simply, with Gandhi calling off the good fight and kissing the ring:
And Stalin vassalized to Mao. It's looking like the game is trundling toward a climactic battle between the empires of Persia and China, with Montezuma's American empire being a minor third power watching from the wings.
Paris' factory burned, costing me 157 gold in repairs (again, chump change), but then I got a really cool little random event:
Hey, that's 30 turns early! Of course, that kind of moves Refrigeration up the list for the +1

Supermarket, but I'll need that sooner rather than later, anyway.
I also continued to be a Wonder-Buildin' fool:
Nothin' like the ability to steal Spiritual for the price of a few hammers.
Apparently, at least one member of the Spiritual community took exception to this:
I was expecting the usual intercontinental "war" of closed borders and bad feelings, but I was mistaken.
Monty actually sent some troops:
Horribly outmatched troops, but troops. The conflict earned me a Great General (named Great General), which I used to build a Military Academy.
Pericles is apparently the new Mansa Musa, giving me great deals on outdated techs:
Again, with Divine Right... I just got sick of people offering it to me in exchange for Radio and 2700 gold every other turn, alright? Anyway, this allowed me to build real siege again, in preparation for Monty's next stack of doom.
I, meanwhile, had sent a handful of troops off to South America to wipe out a particularly large (and, therefore, lucrative) Barbarian city. When Montezuma declared himself a hostile party, though, I rerouted them to strike at the wills of his vassals:
Unfortunately, the Maya were more feisty than I'd anticipated, and Monty's ridiculous fleet of empty Galleons was getting close. I didn't want my Great General to die on board a friggin' boat, so I halted my, um, withering assault.
In 1784, Stalin came by, demanding tribute:
Even though he's a vassal, and can't do anything about it without Daddy Mao's permission ("Hey, Stalin! Yo Momma so fat, she give +1

with Optics!"), I gave it to him. There's just something funny about a frustrated dictator demanding to know how to give power to his people.
I'd made peace with the Americas, and I sent my Galleon o' Infantry off to raze that Barb city before anyone could take it over. I thought it was gonna be a smooth ride to Plastics to end the round. Sadly, Zara Yaqob had other ideas:
I like him better when he's a backwater and I'm Shaka. That said, it's gonna be an ugly day for his toady, Augustus. I still remember him roping me into hostilities all those turns ago.
Ethiopia is capable of fielding a significant army, so I made a quick dip into some semi-wartime civics:
The normally
laissez-faire people of Paris worked themselves up into a religious frenzy and enscribed tales of the Buddha on their cannons. This apparently makes them do more collateral damage. I dunno. And I never ended up having to use Universal Suffrage, so I'm an idiot for switching to it.
I met Zara's stack at the gates of Paris:
The fighting was brutal, and not without losses, but we came out on top. Thank goodness for Cavalry flanking!
With the immediate threat ended, it was time to exact a little bit of revenge:
So much more satisfying than a Cultural flip, wouldn't you say?
Censeo Roma esse delendam. I think that's it.
I was thinking about drawing Germany into the fray and going on the offensive against Ethiopia, but Bismarck was having problems of his own, according to our globe-trotting balloonists:
Eek. And ol' Suleiman isn't too fond of me, either. Maybe it's time to beef up the old garrison a bit.
Alexander continued to sell us tech at bargain prices:
And he doesn't even like us!
In 1806, we earned a Great Engineer, and I decided to end the round:
So I guess the consensus is to just settle him, rather than found Mining Inc with him. But I figure I'll end things with a save, so that those wiser than I can play with it and make sure.
Here's a tour of the globe:
It's kind of funny that Justinian ended up being the one to refound Portugal. I guess he was getting sick of living all alone on the island, with only the Blarney Stone to keep him company. In addition, it's looking like South America is becoming an almost exclusively German enterprise. Maybe Bismarck could make a roaring comeback from Brazil?
And, according to the Tech chart...
I am the undisputed smartest man alive! Jeez, I'm almost thinking that the Internet would be a waste at this point.
So here we stand. We're back into builder mode, and that includes peacetime Civics. The biggest question, of course, concerns our Engineer. Beyond that, when is it time to start Mining and Workshopping the countryside? Will State Property still be worth it if we have Mining Inc and/or Standard Ethanol? How much bigger should our army be?
Here's the save:
... Gah! Exceeds the 2MB Limit! Ah, well. Anyone who wants it, PM me, and I'll send it to you.