LINESII- Into the Darkness- Part II

Ah, tis a great thing, LINESII's birthday. Lightfang, isn't it strange that another guy whose name we can't speak here had his birthday today and passed out doughnuts? ;) Of course, my own birthday is in six days *hint* *hint*

Iggy, it's understandable. And I assure you, I will actually pay attention to the Canadian Winter Games in an effort to pick you out from the Yukon team and hold blackmail information ;)
 
Ah, tis a great thing, LINESII's birthday. Lightfang, isn't it strange that another guy whose name we can't speak here had his birthday today and passed out doughnuts? ;) Of course, my own birthday is in six days *hint* *hint*

Iggy, it's understandable. And I assure you, I will actually pay attention to the Canadian Winter Games in an effort to pick you out from the Yukon team and hold blackmail information ;)
Oh, it's really not that hard... right Iggy? :mischief:
 
Of course, my own birthday is in six days *hint* *hint*

Hey, mine too.

Anyways, no worries Iggy. A little more waiting isn't a big deal, we're all just glad to have it coming soon.
 
lurker's comment: Happy birthday LINES II indeed! It had been hard for me to keep track of all the events here lately, but already the fact that it still lives is mighty inspiring, and I have only the fondest memories of my comparatively brief involvement in this.
 
@JD- Indeed. But my geographical isolation remains my ultimate defense.

Feel free to visit! :p

@alex994- The next update will be a few days belated birthday present.
 
"I'm sure I've got it this time."

Erema sighed, letting his friend and fellow Imperial engineer Thresis drag him along the shoreline. "That's what you said last time."

"I almost had it last time." Thresis' voice was animated with the manic genius of invention; there would be no dissuading him, Erema knew. Nevertheless, he tried.

"Last time the spear shot sideways and smashed into a beached fishing boat. We barely got away before the guards arrived."

"Well, yes." Still the tugging remained constant; Erema knew he wasn't getting through.

"And the time before that, the ropes snapped, and lashed you across the face hard enough the swelling didn't go down for a week."

"Admittedly, yes."

Gritting his teeth, Erema made one last attempt to get himself out of this. "And the time before that, the cross-spar spintered and the whole thing fell apart!"

"It did, yes. But I'm sure I've got it this time."

The recalcitrant engineer stifled a groan as Thresis' impossible device came into view around a bend in the high banks backing the shore; there was no escaping now. He was committed to another madcap test of the strange machine.

Still, he had to admire, if not the concept, at least the attempt at execution. The whole contraption was quite large; half as tall as a man and long as two laid head-to-toe. A great wooden beam, planed to perfection and bound with bronze strips to reinforce strategic points rested perpendicular to the rest of the frame near the 'front', tapering towards the tips, which were themselves joined by a thick, twisted rope - or ropes? He couldn't tell at this distance - making it look like nothing more than a bow laid sideways. As they drew nearer, he saw the bronze hook in the ropes, connected to a thicker rope to a winch at the 'rear' to draw the sideways bow. Finally his eyes settled on the thick, bronze-tipped spears leaning against the side, and he groaned again; surely this time they would impale someone, and the guards would take it far more seriously than a hole in some old man's boat.

"Come, come." Thresis released Erema's arm and headed for the winch. "Help me to wind it back; it will take me far longer to do it alone."

The two men, one bursting with enthusiasm, the other morose with forboding doom, soon had the great bow drawn to its fullest. They wrestled one of the heavy spears in place - in a carved groove, Erema noted, to guide it's flight this time.

Before long - and all too quickly, Erema thought - all was in readiness. Thresis, standing near a release lever, pointed to a rocky outcrop out in the water, some ways distant, where a rough wooden shack had been carefully balanced. "That's the target today! Rowed out myself and slapped it together." He rubbed his hands together eagerly. "Are you ready?"

Erema took a goodly number of steps back - far enough to avoid any flying debris when the whole thing collapsed under its own tension, or so he hoped. "I am now."

Thresis yanked the lever, then wisely dove for cover. It proved a needless move; the great, side-mounted bow snapped forward with a deep bass note, launching the heavy spear on an arcing trajectory towards the hastily-constructed wooden shelter, which disintegrated into a cloud of splinters as the brass-tipped projectile smashed through its walls.

It took both of them some time to find their voices again. Erema managed it first. "This time ... this time, you got it."

Thresis regained his a moment later, a wide grin spreading across his face. "How much do you think the emperor will pay for it?"
 
Erema was late getting to his friend's demonstration at the local barracks' training field, and when he finally arrived he wished he hadn't come at all.

Somehow, Thresis had swelled his audience from one half-interested Sarvan to include the Sepahbod of the entire Syracian navy, most of his staff, and a goodly chunk of the Emperor's advisors. In a fit of dramatic overkill, the engineer had even gone so far as to cover his new weapon with a sheet of sailcloth, preventing his onlookers from getting a good view ahead of time.

Erema started to back out. Maybe I can leave without him noticing me. Then he can accidentally kill half the government without getting me involved. His luck ran true to form, however - which is to say, badly - as Thresis spotted him before he even managed two steps back.

"... and there he is now, esteemed lords! Erema, come now!" The manic inventor motioned his friend forward, and Erema stifled yet another groan as he found himself complying. The engineer-turned-showman continued. "With my friend arrived, we can proceed with the test you've all been waiting most patiently for. Erema! Remove the covering!"

Erema looked at him blankly.

"Oh, for ..." Thresis grabbed a handful of sailcloth and yanked it free of his contraption. "BEHOLD!"

There was absolute silence, accompanied with blank stares. Erema did his best not to smirk.

At last the Sepahbod of the navy spoke. "What does it do?"

"What does it do?" Fairly dancing with enthusiasm, Thresis bounded around the weapon to the release lever - which, Erema noticed belatedly, was cocked and ready, the arms already drawn to full length with spear resting in the firing groove. "Esteemed lords, it does this!"

Thresis yanked the lever.

Erema dove for cover.

Nothing happened.

Thresis coughed, half-mumbling. "Release pin's jammed." He gave the frame a solid kick.

The great, side-laid bow snapped forward, launching the spear on a flat trajectory across the hard-packed dirt and smashing it into a thick wooden post set up as a target. The bronze head buried itself deep, and the post, not having been set in a hole deep enough for proper support, slowly toppled over backwards from the force of the impact, raising a cloud of dirt and dust.

There was silence.

The Sepahbod began to clap. His staff joined him, then the Emperor's advisors, until all were applauding the demonstration.

As the approbation died down, the Sepahbod strode to speak with Thresis privately. Erema heard nothing of what they said, but judging from the look on Thresis' face, it was a very good conversation indeed.
 
OOC: Did you ignore iggy's various posts about him attending the Canadian Winter Games?
 
Succession of a Priest

"The last thing this already small nation needs is a schism."
-Adviser Sevin Floumite

Priest Karzt. A man in the waning years of his life, after his prime and down the long road that led to degeneration and death. He was getting older, it was true, but he remained fit by exercise. He rather enjoyed his daily stroll across the Palace grounds. The Palace, really just more of a small mansion, was at the center of the grand buildings being built around it. His path first took him to the Hall of Diplomacy, grand and right across from The Palace. It had never been used. He was glad of this. Aryie had always remained nicely neutral, which gave him free time and saved him a lot of worry. He looped around to the back and then went in a large circle, for the Monuments of Karholm were rising up around The Palace. He liked to go very slowly at this part of the walk, because things were always new, and the Hall was always static.

He was sure that they were going to be quite grand, and he worried that he wouldn't be able to see its completion before his death. Still, he was reasonably sure that he would get to see the spoils of this labor. It was all part of the attempts to make Karholm the beating heart of Aryie, without all the nasty mucking about in diplomacy and wars and invasions and loss of life. Who needed men scampering about in shiny uniforms and pieces of land that were stained with blood when one had nice pretty gardens and pretty architecture?

Still, his walks were starting to get less and less pleasant and more and more broody, which he didn't like at all. He didn't want to be bothered during his only truly free time of the day, and yet as he ambled about trying to think of pleasant thoughts, one line of thought crept in nearly every day. And it worried him, gave him crease lines on his brow, forced him to deal with unhappy things.

Officially, the monarchy was simply hereditary. It was plain and simple and secular. Of course, it was a de facto theocratic monarchy in that the heir to the throne was inevitably a priest. It did not matter which order the son was born. The only important thing was that this son was A. a practicing Oneist and B. furthermore, an active one, i.e. a Priest.

Priest Karzt had two sons, in fact. The oldest, Prince Aagi, was a Priest, the traditional arrangement for the eldest son. The youngest, Prince Zekat, was a Bladeist. Karzt didn't know where his son ever picked up such an...alien...religion, but it was of no importance. So far, it was good. He had a Oneist ready to inherit the throne.

However, there was a hitch. Prince Aagi was a sickly young man who also happened to be a hemophiliac, which probably explained his sickliness. Fine, it was all fine and dandy. After all, a hemophiliac doesn't have to do any physical activity when he's a king, right? And yet...he showed signs of instability, which was the clincher for the good Priest. The man seemed to get absolutely obsessive with the most insignificant things. Once, he had refused to leave the palace until everything on all the shelves and closets were alphabetized, marked, and placed in the appropriate places whereupon his organization was ruined. It was pitiful, for the Prince was amazingly intelligent. This obsession probably made him an excellent priest, but overall, it was disastrous. Stack on to that a disturbing increasing trend of an inability to distinguish reality from his fantasy. For example:

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20 Thermador, 319 Y.G.[1]
Today, I didn't feel like going to lessons, so I ditched Tutor Reuott after breakfast. I went swimming in the Palace Pool with Dwill. I swim the freestyle better, but he has me licked on the backstroke. That's about all. Swimming makes me really tired, but it's still fun! I love swimming and I have a nice tan because of it. Afterward, I got yelled at by Dad, presumably for cutting class. Maybe it was about something else; I wasn't paying attention. I went to bed early because my dad was angry with me.

-Prince Aagi


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20 Thermador, 319 Y.G.
Today...Aagi thrashed around and giggled in his bed...I fear for his ailing health.

-Priest Karzt


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The final straw that broke the camel's back was that he was too old to conceive another child, although he was trying his best with his wife, who wasn't aging gracefully. He was stuck between a rock and a hard place, in other words.

He rounded the loop and sighed, breathing a prayer to The One, who he was sure was listening to his predicament.

Please, I don't want the great line that started with Priest Azlan to die out. Please, cure my son, or give me an heir. I beg of you. Keep this small nation together.

He sighed and walked back into the Palace, where he effectively distracted himself from the monarchical woes with paperwork.

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[1]Y.G. is Years of Glory, which started when much of Svitzerland left the crowded nation and established Aryie under the good old Priest Azlan, whose fame and accomplishments have not diminished over time. I also realized, after writing this story that Thermador sounds oddly like Thermidor, and since the French Revolution and Napoleon are being covered right now in Euro AP, well...But anyway, it wasn't intentional. :P

I wanted to try one of those coolio story templates that go "TITLE, QUOTE, STORY", so don't sue me if I don't do justice to this style D:
 
OOC: Very good lightfang :D Strange that two neighboring nations are both having a crisis of succession is it not? Be a terrible thing if you chose the wrong choice ;)
 
OOC: Alex, your stupid prince probably influenced my prince D:

You'll note that I forgot (read: didn't know, and still don't know) what a religious ...guy...of the Bladeist religion is called, so I used the blanket term. Oh well, I'm sure somebody will tell me and I can frock him after the update. :P

Yay, Alex thinks my story is not a failure! :D
 
OOC: Considering my stupid Prince thinks everyone who aren't Han Guangfei or Valin are stupid primitives... :p

In fact, I've had that exact same difficulty when I write about the Bladeists, swissempire and wubba haven't been very specific on the various doctrines and who administers them for their religion.

Your story was very nice in fact :)
 
Baeldeth, nice stories. I'm impressed. ;)
Thlyali is impressed! Multi-part-epic-story-arcs Thlayli is impressed! I ... I ... *Hyperventilates; passes out*

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Don't move. Don't breathe. Don't think. Become one with the bush. Be the bush. I am the bush. I really, really hope they don't see me.

Heraj huddled within a thicket, peering out at the camp of pirates, brigands, and various other heavily-armed scoundrels bent on no good. He was a scout for the Syracian army, and he had gotten a little too close to his assignment.

I am the bush. I am the bush. Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze. This was harder than it sounded as the fine leaves of one particular bush tickled at his nose. Oh Darch*, one of them's coming this way.

Heraj's legs tensed to run, but he resisted the urge. By the time he had thrashed clear of the entagling shrubs that concealed him he'd have a dozen arrows, javelins, and throwing knives embedded in his back. Best to stay put and hope to get lucky.

The pirate drew closer. His companions around the campfire catcalled - that much was clear from the tone, at least - in a language the scout didn't understand. The approaching pirate shouted something back, not slowing his approach.

Be the bush be the bush be the bush don't look down!

Hajan did not move. He was a rock within the bush. He was not a living, breathing, killable being. He was geography.

He was wet.

The scout managed to not scream expletives and chop at the offending pirate with his forage axe. He was the bush. Bushes get this treatment all the time. Bushes do not hack off appendages in revenge. He was the bush.

I am going to

kill

this

man!


Keeping his rage down to a bare tremble, Hajan forced himself with iron willpower not to react. He held rock-steady as the pirate laced up and headed back to his comrades. He did not gag at the foul smell raised by the bush's recent watering. His eyes narrowed with burning hatred at the man responsible for this ... this outrage.

When our soldiers sweep through here I will find you, my friend, and I will kill you. The Emperor as my witness, I will dismember you and watch you squirm and bleed.

After I bathe.

Twice.


Fuming, the scout began a headcount of the men in the camp, knowing he had nothing more to do until they slept and let him make his escape to the nearest river, stream, or small pond.

Anything with fresh water.

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*Darch: Syracian expletive, roughly equivalent to English "Crap".
 
Thlyali is impressed! Multi-part-epic-story-arcs Thlayli is impressed! I ... I ... *Hyperventilates; passes out*

Oh I see how it is... :p If Guangfei ever meets Syracia, I assure you that the Emperors will be very displeased with how they aren't being sufficiently sucked up towards ;) And they are impressive I admit, though they don't seem to be well... as "droll" as Citadel stories :mischief:
 
Alas, I am no jalapeno_dude ... seriously, droll? I suppose I haven't read up to the point where Citadel stories start being humorous. :p Or maybe the Guangfei just have a weird sense of humor. ;)

I was going to have this one story about the drunken high priest of some religion hitting the sauce over the triumph of Alse/Atheism over organized religion, but it's been done. Damn you, Viski Lasi! *Shakes fist* :D
 
Oh I see how it is... :p If Guangfei ever meets Syracia, I assure you that the Emperors will be very displeased with how they aren't being sufficiently sucked up towards ;) And they are impressive I admit, though they don't seem to be well... as "droll" as Citadel stories :mischief:
Uh, what are you talking about? I haven't written a story in a while, and I'm not sure how they're droll...
 
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