It is the pleasure of the State News Network to bring you, Male/Female/Unidentified Viewer this Interview with Supreme Commander Alexandros Dzensky in the recently-declassified Freedom Desolation
<Alexandros Dzensky> Welcome, welcome. Pretty, isn't it?
<Assembled Press Correspondents> Indeed.
<Alexandros Dzensky> I will now take questions, not too many please. I am a busy man in the service of the Empress, as I'm sure you know.
<Press Correspondent> Supreme Commander, what exactly is, Freedom Desolation?
<Alexandros Dzensky> I'm glad you asked. You see, children of the Empire, Freedom Desolation is what we call land that has been so blasted and wasted by the high-intensity Freedom present in the bombs provided by the Empress' airforce that it is virtually unrecognizable when compared with the area pre-Freedom Exposure.
<Press Correspondent> Thank you for that enlightening explanation, Commander.
<Alexandros Dzensky> It was my pleasure. You, miss, in the back?
<Other Press Correspondent> Is there any statement you would like to make regarding concerns that the response to the settlement of the outsiders near the Caspian sea was "too extreme"?
<Alexandros Dzensky> I would like to say that anyone who so doubts the wisdom of the Empress' orders, her commanders, and gives so much credit to the barbarian heathen unworthies that assaulted our land is a traitor, and should clearly be executed or otherwise disposed of.
<Other Press Correspondent> Thank you, Supreme Commander.
<Alexandros Dzensky> You're welcome, News employee. Keep 'em coming.
<Press Correspondent> What in your opinion is the foreign policy of the Empress' government?
<Alexandros Dzensky> It's not my position to comment on that, State News Network employee, I am merely the hammer and the enemy is merely the anvil, I am not the one who determines where to strike. Although, if it were my prerogative, we would bring the level of Freedom you see here to everyone in the region.
<Press Correspondent> Truly a staggering demonstration of Freedom. Thank you.
<Other Press Correspondent> Rumors are circulating that heathen barbarian unworthies from across the seas think we may be replicating the designs of their planes. Any comment?
<Alexandros Dzensky> My comment is this, and I would like this to be taken as directed to whomever leads those barbarians: the Second Byzantine Empire has no need to copy your inferior planes. Anything manufactured or planned by a Byzantine shall always be a thousand times superior to anything created by a foreigner. We're about out of time here, any last questions?
<Press Correspondent> Can you show us your "game face" Commander?
<Alexandros Dzensky> You're looking at it.
<Press Correspondent> Chilling.
<Alexandros Dzensky> And now I leave you, as always, it has been a pleasure and an honor, but there are infidel unworthy kittens to kick and settlements to bomb, as I'm sure you're all aware. But I promise you all a surprise in future! All hail the Empress!
<Press Correspondents> All hail!