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Neverwonagame3
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Fine Barramundi Terror Squads will also be put into battle...
I can counter any animal you have.
(Same strategy for them)
Shadowbound
Incorrugible
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The Democratic People's Republic of New Jersey announces that it possesses enough nuclear weaponry to destroy the major population centers of at least 3 nations. In the event that someone organizes a coalition against us, the first three countries to declare war will be targeted.
The DPRNJ is, as always, at the forefront of the struggle against everyone who isn't from North New Jersey. Long Live our glorious leader, who is virtuous and everyone's friend, and who also vows to utterly destroy his enemies and decimate their people.
The DPRNJ is, as always, at the forefront of the struggle against everyone who isn't from North New Jersey. Long Live our glorious leader, who is virtuous and everyone's friend, and who also vows to utterly destroy his enemies and decimate their people.
Vertinari118
Deity
-All troops begin a massive surge towards Scotland.
-Continue to rebuild industry.
-Deploy the entire navy and air force to wipe out those subs.
-Build large nuke shelters in every city and town. Encase Worcester in a massive dome of ceramics, concrete and any other materials which will make in both super strong and nuke proof. It will have one main gate that will be vaccum sealed with four airlocks expect at times which change every two days and are completely ramdom. At the first sign of an attack they seal no matter what.
-Beam sonar signals into the Greenland Sea to try and make contact with the yrr. Those amonst you who have read the Swarm will now what I am on about those who have not read it. Go on. NOW!
-Continue to rebuild industry.
-Deploy the entire navy and air force to wipe out those subs.
-Build large nuke shelters in every city and town. Encase Worcester in a massive dome of ceramics, concrete and any other materials which will make in both super strong and nuke proof. It will have one main gate that will be vaccum sealed with four airlocks expect at times which change every two days and are completely ramdom. At the first sign of an attack they seal no matter what.
-Beam sonar signals into the Greenland Sea to try and make contact with the yrr. Those amonst you who have read the Swarm will now what I am on about those who have not read it. Go on. NOW!
Neverwonagame3
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Chandrasekhar
Determined
Orders:
Deploy the Killer Whale Navy to defend our coast, and establish a chain of hippies around the border of Pacifica to deter potential invaders. Begin constructing gigantic mecha from recycled aluminum as an invasion force. Hire the Planeteers as mercenaries.
Deploy the Killer Whale Navy to defend our coast, and establish a chain of hippies around the border of Pacifica to deter potential invaders. Begin constructing gigantic mecha from recycled aluminum as an invasion force. Hire the Planeteers as mercenaries.
silver 2039
Deity
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Launch Indian Sagrika nuclear misses from nuclear submarines at NWAG. And Victoria. In fact launch at every Victoria including the one in Australia, Africa, and Canada. Just to make sure he's really dead.
I'm sure everyone will understand its for a good cause.
I'm sure everyone will understand its for a good cause.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Oops.
Then still, unleash Great White Sharks on Quebec City.
Same with pitbulls.
Then still, unleash Great White Sharks on Quebec City.
Same with pitbulls.
Kentharu
Zebra Commander
From The Almight Awesome Amazing Freakin Sweet and Utterly Cool Kentharu
To Dasch scum person thing
I is be declaring warz on you. LOLCATS ATTACK!
(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)
(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)
you shall be crushed!! maybe >.>
To Dasch scum person thing
I is be declaring warz on you. LOLCATS ATTACK!
(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)
(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)
you shall be crushed!! maybe >.>
Dreadnought
Deity
We New Jersians must stick together. How about an alliance?
orders:
1. Send out some super-high-tech signal to all hedgehogs all over the world and summon them to my servitude.
2. Start production of hedgehog cloning facilities all over the area i control.
3. arm all the hedgehogs with energy pulse weapons and tactical nukes shot from backpacks.
4. Clone the hedgehogs until my army has grown in size thousandfold.
5. Release the army upon the whole world.
6. ???
7. Laugh like maniac.
1. Send out some super-high-tech signal to all hedgehogs all over the world and summon them to my servitude.
2. Start production of hedgehog cloning facilities all over the area i control.
3. arm all the hedgehogs with energy pulse weapons and tactical nukes shot from backpacks.
4. Clone the hedgehogs until my army has grown in size thousandfold.
5. Release the army upon the whole world.
6. ???
7. Laugh like maniac.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Build a first-class SDI system to counteract all these nuke threats.
Also, invade jalapeno_dude's territory. Because I feel like it.
Also, invade jalapeno_dude's territory. Because I feel like it.
jeps
Arcadefire
attacking someone away who didnt even know this existed is totally uncool. but ORDERS:
DECLARE WAR ON THE D'Artganan59 empire. Declare our nation officially bilingual, rally up anglos and francophones against the newfies and new englanders invading our nation. invade across the st lawrence, as well in the north.
the james bay hydro project, montreal, and quebec city are to be the primary defended cities in quebec.
incite beavers to attack buildings of D'Artagnese, collapsing them and moose to walk in front of cars, roll through windshields, and kill people.
DECLARE WAR ON THE D'Artganan59 empire. Declare our nation officially bilingual, rally up anglos and francophones against the newfies and new englanders invading our nation. invade across the st lawrence, as well in the north.
the james bay hydro project, montreal, and quebec city are to be the primary defended cities in quebec.
incite beavers to attack buildings of D'Artagnese, collapsing them and moose to walk in front of cars, roll through windshields, and kill people.
Kentharu
Zebra Commander
The Great Kentharu declares at all those whoa re penguins are poopy-heads
Also they are very unclean and thoroughly made of cheese
Also they are very unclean and thoroughly made of cheese
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
All hail Emperor Norton I, Emperor of the United States and sole Protector of Mexico!
By Royal Decree from his majesty's palace in San Franciso, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I strongly suggests:
1. That all lands currently held by the empires of Jason the King and Human Slaughter be considered under illegal occupation, depriving their wealth and loyal servitude under his Imperial Majesty.
2. That all Discordians of good faith and health be dispatched in arms to liberate these lands in the name of Eris and as their duty to their most Revered and Saintly Emperor.
3. That hemp and LSD production as well as AUM ("Enlightenment Serum") be ramped up considerably, so as to incorporate the conversion of all denizens within and without the emperor to the teachings of Eris.
4. That Eris be praised and the lands of our statist enemies be labeled "Kallisti" on all maps until their liberation.
5. That we all continue to follow the law of fives.
By Royal Decree from his majesty's palace in San Franciso, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I strongly suggests:
1. That all lands currently held by the empires of Jason the King and Human Slaughter be considered under illegal occupation, depriving their wealth and loyal servitude under his Imperial Majesty.
2. That all Discordians of good faith and health be dispatched in arms to liberate these lands in the name of Eris and as their duty to their most Revered and Saintly Emperor.
3. That hemp and LSD production as well as AUM ("Enlightenment Serum") be ramped up considerably, so as to incorporate the conversion of all denizens within and without the emperor to the teachings of Eris.
4. That Eris be praised and the lands of our statist enemies be labeled "Kallisti" on all maps until their liberation.
5. That we all continue to follow the law of fives.
TerrisH
Mischief?
Orders: Swear loyalty to Symphony D, give all lands outside my house, the local frys, and park mall, and a small one mile chunk of desert to use as a testing ground.
Upload a copy of master PC onto my PC.
Begin hacking and establishing control over all orbital facilities. (satilights, space stations, weapon platforms)
Upload a copy of master PC onto my PC.
Begin hacking and establishing control over all orbital facilities. (satilights, space stations, weapon platforms)
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Garrison the St. Lawrence with wolves and bears. Guard all buildings with wolves as well.
Add wolves to all of the invasion squads and attack. Also, send Crybaby Awards to j_eps.
We soon threaten moose with siccing bears and Tom Green on them if they attack us.
Ride the Great White Sharks up the St. Lawrence, into Lake Ontario, and invade Toronto and Ottawa (on the tributary) amphibiously. With, of course, wolves, humans, pitbulls, and bears.
Balbo
Chieftain
Live in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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