carmen510
Deity
Imperial Address of Empress Carmen the 510th, Diplomacy to All NESers, except Shafalus
Fellow NESers, I call to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no NESer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the strife of our common megalomaniac minds, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as moderators and as players to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
The old community is no more. Whatever semblance of sanity and unity it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With Shafalus and the Moderators left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by these two evils is self-evident. We have seen our threads and posts deleted by the calculated blows of the moderators. We have seen first-hand our NESes consumed by the nightmarish Shafalus. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come, my fellow NESes, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the older factions will have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating to no throne. And from that whole, we shall triumph!
From this day forward, let no sane NESer make war upon any other NESer. Let no moderator organization conspire against this new beginning. And let no NESer consort with the Shafalus Empire. And to all the enemies of NESing, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!
Basic Orders:
Invade the Empire of Shafalus with our newly formed penguin telewarpers, marines, giant krill, squirrel suicide bombers, pigeon dive-bombers, caribou tanks, mindless zombies, and cat artillery. Also, invade unoccupied Bahamian islands.
Fellow NESers, I call to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no NESer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the strife of our common megalomaniac minds, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as moderators and as players to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
The old community is no more. Whatever semblance of sanity and unity it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With Shafalus and the Moderators left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by these two evils is self-evident. We have seen our threads and posts deleted by the calculated blows of the moderators. We have seen first-hand our NESes consumed by the nightmarish Shafalus. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come, my fellow NESes, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the older factions will have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating to no throne. And from that whole, we shall triumph!
From this day forward, let no sane NESer make war upon any other NESer. Let no moderator organization conspire against this new beginning. And let no NESer consort with the Shafalus Empire. And to all the enemies of NESing, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!
Basic Orders:
Invade the Empire of Shafalus with our newly formed penguin telewarpers, marines, giant krill, squirrel suicide bombers, pigeon dive-bombers, caribou tanks, mindless zombies, and cat artillery. Also, invade unoccupied Bahamian islands.

