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Imperial Address of Empress Carmen the 510th, Diplomacy to All NESers, except Shafalus

Fellow NESers, I call to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no NESer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the strife of our common megalomaniac minds, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as moderators and as players to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
The old community is no more. Whatever semblance of sanity and unity it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With Shafalus and the Moderators left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by these two evils is self-evident. We have seen our threads and posts deleted by the calculated blows of the moderators. We have seen first-hand our NESes consumed by the nightmarish Shafalus. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come, my fellow NESes, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the older factions will have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating to no throne. And from that whole, we shall triumph!
From this day forward, let no sane NESer make war upon any other NESer. Let no moderator organization conspire against this new beginning. And let no NESer consort with the Shafalus Empire. And to all the enemies of NESing, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!


Basic Orders:

Invade the Empire of Shafalus with our newly formed penguin telewarpers, marines, giant krill, squirrel suicide bombers, pigeon dive-bombers, caribou tanks, mindless zombies, and cat artillery. Also, invade unoccupied Bahamian islands.
 
From Holy Roman Emperor Von Dunkelheit Carinthium Neverwonagame III the Third
To BananaLee

We are willing to pay the sum of $2 billion in exchange for you renouncing your claims on Antartica.

To NWAG
From: The Pure Awesome Dorgonic Penguin Empire of Cool BananaLee in Wicked NZ

Screw you. Antarctica is Penguin territory.


To Lord Iggy

Your help is much appreciated, perhaps we could attack the rest of Canada and Greenland for you?
 
Alright, this means war!

(Amended) Orders:
Scatter colonies all over Antartica- it's too big for BananaLee to defend all of it. Launch all-out attack with military forces, to prevent him diverting significant resources. (The more he diverts, the more likely he gets beaten)
 
to Penguinska
from The Awesome Cool Dorgonic Penguin Empire of BananaLee

You have the North, I have the South. Isn't that a nice and fair split? The polar bears don't count
Are actions signal are approval- and have we ever counted those ursine scum?

Seriously, have we? There might be a lot of them.

I love your update, LI.

To the NESers:
From The Empire of Shafalus:


Desist and join my empire, and thou will not be sown into the rice fields alive!
Sown into the rice fields alive?

That doesn't sound too bad.

Send peacekeeping forces to quell the anarchy in Hawaii. Mobilize the orca cavalry against any possible foreign aggression. Establish embassies to the Californian powers.
Yes. Anarchy. Heheh. Your will be done!

Found a colonial empire in Antartica, creating the colony of NWAGland. It will subsist on fishing in the local area and supplies from Australia.

Meanwhile, upgrade my title from Emperor to Holy Roman Emperor.

From Holy Roman Emperor Von Dunkelheit Carinthium Neverwonagame III the Third
To World

Antartica is mine! If we can't have a proper colonial empire, we're damn sure gonna have a second rate one! Anybody who attacks us will face WAR!

From Holy Roman Emperor Von Dunkelheit Carinthium Neverwonagame III the Third
To BananaLee

We are willing to pay the sum of $2 billion in exchange for you renouncing your claims on Antartica.
Ahem.

Imperial Address of Empress Carmen the 510th, Diplomacy to All NESers, except Shafalus

Fellow NESers, I call to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no NESer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the strife of our common megalomaniac minds, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as moderators and as players to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
The old community is no more. Whatever semblance of sanity and unity it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With Shafalus and the Moderators left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by these two evils is self-evident. We have seen our threads and posts deleted by the calculated blows of the moderators. We have seen first-hand our NESes consumed by the nightmarish Shafalus. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come, my fellow NESes, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the older factions will have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating to no throne. And from that whole, we shall triumph!
From this day forward, let no sane NESer make war upon any other NESer. Let no moderator organization conspire against this new beginning. And let no NESer consort with the Shafalus Empire. And to all the enemies of NESing, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!


Basic Orders:

Invade the Empire of Shafalus with our newly formed penguin telewarpers, marines, giant krill, squirrel suicide bombers, pigeon dive-bombers, caribou tanks, mindless zombies, and cat artillery. Also, invade unoccupied Bahamian islands.
Let the battle of shamelessly ripped speeches continue!

President Brack Obama has a response.

To NWAG
From: The Pure Awesome Dorgonic Penguin Empire of Cool BananaLee in Wicked NZ

Screw you. Antarctica is Penguin territory.


To Lord Iggy

Your help is much appreciated, perhaps we could attack the rest of Canada and Greenland for you?
That can wait. We must defend the motherland!

Alright, this means war!

(Amended) Orders:
Scatter colonies all over Antartica- it's too big for BananaLee to defend all of it. Launch all-out attack with military forces, to prevent him diverting significant resources. (The more he diverts, the more likely he gets beaten)
You will face the combined forces of Lord_Iggy and BananaLee, fool.

I'll get the moderator on my side, and you'll be ruined!

No you won't!

Quiet!
 
I'm sure indiscriminate carpet bombing of the general New York Area should do the job well enough.

City or State?

Uh, both I guess.
 
To: The Tropical Ozzie Bois of Masada
From: The Awesome Dorgonic Penguin Empire of BananaLee in Kiwiland

I'm sorry for taking your Antarctic colonies. I would like to help you by giving you South Australia and New South Wales in return. We can leave Tazzie to NWAG where he can do what Tazzers do. :D
 
From Holy Roman Emperor Von Dunkelheit Carinthium Neverwonagame III the Third
, Defender of the Faith and Rightful Ruler of Planet Earth

To Masada

We need to put aside our differences and defend our rightful soverign territory! If we work together, we can restore your Antartic territories (I'll settle for Cunieven's, or Tasmania if he joins in) and defeat the evil Penguin forces.

From Holy Roman Emperor Von Dunkelheit Carinthium Neverwonagame III the Third
, Defender of the Faith, Rightful Ruler of Planet Earth, and Chuck Norris

To Polar Bears

Please help us! The Penguins have seized our rightful territories in Antartica, and are allied against us! If you help us, we count become a new client state...
 
Congratulations, men! We now have the James Bay project under our grasp!

Use it for hydroelectric power, powering the country.
 
Signs Permanent Alliance with D'art.

1/3 of my Motorized automobile forces attack Bombshoo to retake Cincinati!
1/2 of my Infantery will follow!
1/3 infantry defend!
Rest continue to invade jeps, continue with naval landings at New London and also annex Grombar!
 
Moderator Action: Warning: Keep it a game and not a spam thread, or my return will add a story line of dread.
 
I declare Neutrality in the war of Carmen and Allies V.S. Shafalus and will happily export motorized divisions, tanks, modified automobiles and mercenaries to both sides.
 
Shafalus the Great will purchase all of Charles' mercenaries and raze Flushing to the ground!
 
'Tis but a trivial weapon compared to my regular army. While you depend on second-rate and two-bit rented peoples, I use volunteer soldiers, penguins, and various animals.

From Empress Carmen the 510th
To The Awesome Dorgonic Penguin Empire of BananaLee in Kiwiland, Penguinska

We are but simple New Yorkers, but we request to formally join your penguin alliance to defeat the vile polar bears which have obviously contaminated and corrupted the whole of North America. We shall provide aid to your cause once the Empire of Shafalus is defeated and his Bengali-Chinese mercenary hybrid forces are defeated.
 
I recall all Mecenaries as flushing is my Ancestrial home! I stole all the money and sent them to attack Bombshoo from behind.

Seriously, I lived in Flushing for a LONG time. I literally lived at Flushing Libary... if I think, there was this person who looked like he or she can be SP or Carmen if I can try to remember. It is fuzzy though.
 
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