Locations of NESers

[Dachs]

the so called Shafalus Kid

I call everybody "kid" including persons older than myself. Don't think you're special and don't turn it into a proper noun.

Fool NESer, do you not understand when you are defeated? Surrender now and we can live in peace, with you being annexed into the empire, of course. Or turned into a tributary state.

Something about la Garde meurting (elle ne se rend pas), you know the deal. I'm too lazy to actually do anything, so Iggy can have my empire time travel into another dimension and take over the Greco-Bactrian Kingdom in 185 BC(E) for extra smegtastic fun.

 

[Abaddon]

I declair war on Dis, march my troops on London!



please please please can someone run this NES?

 

[Disenfrancised]

I declair war on Dis, march my troops on London!

After puzzling over the 'declairation' of war, I quickly send my troops to man the old anti-nazi defenses on the North Downs, and order the super top secret Millenium Weapon to be prepared for activation! (The Dome is the capacitor and the Eye is the aperture)

 

[Abaddon]

Mobilises pink power of Brighton Pride

 

[Oruc]

Carpet bomb Newcastle, kill all the survivors!

 

[Abaddon]

Good job industrial decline and smog has rendered the mackam war machine a fail.

"on the wings of our angel,
the great wings proud on show,
i'd fly up an over the mackems,
an .. .. . .. in their heads below"

 

[Oruc]

Good job industrial decline and smog has rendered the mackam war machine a fail.

"on the wings of our angel,
the great wings proud on show,
i'd fly up an over the mackems,
an .. .. . .. in their heads below"

Its my country I can do what the hell I like! I dont see why you care you're not even a Geordie.

 

[Abaddon]

Well I did live there for long enough to know the chant.

Anyway, I'll send the Rainbow Warrior to bombard your shipyards! hehe!

 

[Oruc]

Well I did live there for long enough to know the chant.

Anyway, I'll send the Rainbow Warrior to bombard your shipyards! hehe!

Thats a real chant? and trust you geordies to actually like the angel of the north, rusty piece of crap that it is. Huge waste of money.

 

[Milarqui]

My Guerrilleros and Armies shall lay waste to Gelion's reign over northern Italy! March on, and don't let him get away!

 

[Terrance888]

Mobilizes armies and revitalizes economy.

To Moose Warrior

Let us Join forces!


Forces will invade J_eps. Automobiles will be changed with machineguns and rockets. We stop autoproduction in all countries except allies. Building bunkers around factories and along borders.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

I attack jeps.

Again.

With Dog Cavalry.

 

[Terrance888]

The revived Autocompanies build more than enough military vehicles. Will be exported to allies.

To D'art
An alliance?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

War in the UK!
Following a declairation of war by Abaddon, Hyperborean forces under the joint command of Disenfrancised and the Lord in Green threaten activate the Millennium Weapon against irregular Abaddonian invaders. Joke regarding ‘unit spamming’ and ‘forum spamming’ kills 140. Bombings and urban warfare have broken out in the peoples democratic republic of emu. Newcastle is damaged, and Abaddon opens up a second front out of annoyance. Protests about lack of capitalization in the pdre are brutally put down.
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I Told You So: My Conspiracy Theory Blog (Retrieved 06.02.09)
Milarquian Guerrilleros have crossed the border and advance against the crumbling empire of the Russo-Swiss Evil Genius Gelion, who has been suspected for some time to be missing or dead. This perfectly collates with my previous explanations for the...
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Dominion of Jeps Under Attack by forces of Charles Li and D’Artagnan!
Jepsian forces holding out in Niagara Peninsula and Québec City. Rumours of a repeat of 1812 remain unsubstantiated.

Antarctic Treaty
Penguinskan Forces under the command of Lord_Iggy agree to clear Antarctica of the non-penguin forces of Masada and Cuivienen, and leave the continent under BananaLee’s control. This has triggered a celebration of pan-penguin unity. These celebrations were, however, tinged with sadness, as Feathers McGraw’s latest parole application remains denied.

Shafalesian... Invasion?

One ‘sp1023’, possibly delusional, definitely megalomaniacal, has attempted to break the secrecy pact under which all ZPNES-related issues take place. Fortunately, secrecy has been maintained as he attacked a nation led by one Brack Obama, who is generally regarded as not being a real person. The Shafalesian Empire has since demanded the surrender of all NESers to his rule, a demand which was reciprocated by a general lack of acknowledgement and one Dachsian middle finger. A counterattack from other NESers remains impossible, however, until this mysterious assailant’s location is determined.

Spoiler :

 

[Neverwonagame3]

OOC: For a little context, at one point in this NES I declared myself Von Dunkelheit...

From Emperor Von Dunkelheit Carinthium Neverwonagame III the Third
To Masada

We have been fighting for many years, and our authority has collapsed. Let us destroy Sheep, Fantasmo, and Justo and reclaim our rightful inheritance!

 

[sp1023]

I love your update, LI.

To the NESers:
From The Empire of Shafalus:

Desist and join my empire, and thou will not be sown into the rice fields alive!

 

[DarthNader]

Mobilize military and storm into the lands of North King, uniting the peninsula and our two lands. Moose Cavalry will spearhead the assault right into Northy's capital, while Yooper Troopers support.

Activate the cell in Estonia, and rise up to oust the pro-Andis government.

From: DarthNader
To: D'Artagnan59

Let us join in an alliance, for together we can prosper!

To: Charles Li

Alliance, my troll friend?

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Continue attacking the James Bay Project, Montreal, and Quebec City. Take them for the D'Artagnanese Empire.

 

[Chandrasekhar]

Send peacekeeping forces to quell the anarchy in Hawaii. Mobilize the orca cavalry against any possible foreign aggression. Establish embassies to the Californian powers.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Found a colonial empire in Antartica, creating the colony of NWAGland. It will subsist on fishing in the local area and supplies from Australia.

Meanwhile, upgrade my title from Emperor to Holy Roman Emperor.

From Holy Roman Emperor Von Dunkelheit Carinthium Neverwonagame III the Third
To World

Antartica is mine! If we can't have a proper colonial empire, we're damn sure gonna have a second rate one! Anybody who attacks us will face WAR!

From Holy Roman Emperor Von Dunkelheit Carinthium Neverwonagame III the Third
To BananaLee

We are willing to pay the sum of $2 billion in exchange for you renouncing your claims on Antartica.