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Hehe Kitt as a cylon, thats true...

Why so hostile to all the soda?

High Priest Agrees with Symphony and also Bans Speedwalking.
 
Launch a suprise attack on Masada's forces to try and destroy them, then take over Australia.

Meanwhile, try to gain international support under the pretext of being a democracy and "Let's end the madness now!". Objective is, in particular, defectives from the more important American intelligent services.
 
Civilizations collapse: two weeks without complex sugar and caffeine cocktails. Coffee production: paramount. ALLIANCE OFFER: Kentharu, Skeptikalz.

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Technically as a game, this is stupid and broken. das has the best position.
 
Whew glad I already traded with Skeptikalz. Become manufacturer of the worlds best pot and spread it throughout the world to slow down everyone.
 
Y'know, I like how no one actually controls the South Pole outright.
 
Well yes. But since there is no reality to it at all. Who cares.
 
The answer is clearly that we must deploy all available nuclear weapons against the South Pole.
 
Hey Skep you want some clones?

Symphony, if you wanted my help all you had to do was ask. I say we Nuke the South Pole to hell.
 
- Propose three-way alliance with Symphony and Adrogans
- Accept clone offer
- Offer naval battalions for attack by sea to the South Pole
 
Send clones to assist Skep, Hire IMAX video crew to record the destruction of the South Pole. Enjoy film and send round the world for people to enjoy as well.

Edit - I loves Allies. Can I open a Mega Casino in Cuba?
 
To make a turkey of myself, throwing democracy pretence to the winds and sending out videos to every press group saying "I AM VON DUNKELHEIT!"
 
-Continue to create clones as soldiers for the Alliance
 
Objective:
1. Continue invasion of our western and eastern inferior neighbor
2. Assimilate New York City

Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile...
 
Stop D'Artagnan's forces by using giant water cannons powered by Niagara Falls, and reconquer all the lands he conquered in the name of the great Buffalonian Empire!

Actually, I was attacking jeps.

We must free my friend. Use pitbulls and dog catcher catchers to take the territory. Also, humans.

Hah. We have Quebec City. Where is your trade now?

Send the sharks down the St. Lawrence to attack more. Assault Montreal with full force of pitbulls, dog catcher catchers, and regular infantry.

Also, sweep Northern Quebec with Newfoundland Riders.
 
Use Manatee and Crocodile Terror Squads to destroy NWAG, use Penguin death soldiers to stop Flyingchicken in his tracks.

Terror is the order of the day.

Crown self Emperor of All Penguins!
 
Counter Manatees and Crocodiles with their respective females.
 
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