Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
KingMorgan replaces ZPV.
Does anyone else need to be stomped by the angry foot of God?
Does anyone else need to be stomped by the angry foot of God?

Oh, I forgot. Sprig, you seem to know something about this role-blocking business that I don't, in that you described the red witch as an anti-town roleblocker a few days ago. Are you still claiming her to be anti-town given she's apparently done us a huge favor here? Or does your new persona as a good guy mean you want to change your mind about that too?
The true defense...alright, here's my story. I am a member of the majestic order of the moose, not the bunny. I was sort of truthful when I role-claimed as a prophet. I am able to scan for llamas. They are evil and the only thing holding them back from having a night kill is me and my partner. When you accused me, I jumped to the conclusion that you were my hypothetical llama counterpart and thought that claiming you as a known enemy would be a surer lynch than an unknown one. Which I now realize is stupid because you're already dead ><
What happened was that pizzaguy DIDN'T in fact, roleblock me last night because of an error of his. I asked him over IM about the answer to my scan and he answered before remembering about me being a newt. That's why I didn't figure it out right away. Ask him if you want, I have no idea if he'll confirm or not.
Pizzaguy.... you're welcome for providing you with entertainment