Magic: The NESering

[Swissempire]

OMG, MtG is AMZING, didn't think any of you would play...Anywho

Colony Sacrifice RR
Sorcery
Sacrifice 8 of your permanents: Target playe sacrifices 4 permanents
I think i'll colonize Africa now....

United Carribean Empire
Legendary Land
Tap: Add W or B to your Mana Pool
Tap: Destroy Target Permanent you control
I swear, the attempted a coup.

Basque Rebellion 1WR
Sorcery
Search your library for on card and put it into play. At end of turn, sacrifice that card and all other permanents you control
HOW MANY DIVISIONS?????

Swissempire 2WU
Creature- New NESer
Double Strike, Flying
If Swissempire is blocked by more than 4 creatures, remove that many +1+1 counters from Swissempire
Moderation- Remove Swissempire from the game: At the beggining of your next upkeep, return Swissempire to play with a +1+1 counter on him
I really don't think that consitutes dicussion[banned]

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Lord Iggy
Ive got an idea! how about stories=artifacts!



UW3
Legendary Creature: Penguin NESer
Flying
Lord Iggy gets +1/+1 for each story you control
3/3

Legendary Creature: Penguin NESer

SB, what are you doing? Are you trying to use my penguins, or trying to help me out here?

Either way, I have no idea how Magic: The Gathering works.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Dachspmg: Any reason for the blue color?

Moderation [1WW]
Sorcery
Send target land to graveyard
If I see you spam one more time...

Land destruction (written as "Destroy target land") is a red/black effect. White removes from game.

Non-Agression Pact [2UU]
Sorcery
Send target creature back to opponents hand.
NAP?

One word: Unsummon. (Costs U, is an instant, does the same.)

Vassal State [3BBB]
Sorcery
Sacrafice target creature(yours or opponents), and add his stats to one of your own creatures.
So I can still govern myself right?

You can't sacrifice opponent's creatures, and for that price, I'd want better.

Backstab [4BB]
Instant
Sacrafice one of your own creatures, deal his attack to enemy player instantly.
OMGWTF I thought we were allies!

Can you say Fling?

N00b [R]
Creature - new player
Wat M i suposd 2 dew?
1/1

Not the leet speak, please. (Not to mention that "new" is a very strange creature type. )

 

[Swissempire]

Mistform Ultimatus is now a New Insane Grandpa

 

[Erik Mesoy]

You wish.
I changed Grandpa to Ancient which is at least arguably a noun, ignored New and changed Insane into Berserker.

I kinda like being the mod of this.

 

[Swissempire]

YOUR no better than the dev's you horrible person, taking flavor away

 

[Warman17]

Erik, it doesn't matter if a real magic card exists with the same effect. This is the NESering not the Gathering. FIx it and add it

 

[Erik Mesoy]

@Swissempire:
Ahem.

About half of that is my work from a similar project from another forum. Plenty of flavor.

Look at the funny cards, everyone!


@Warman:
It would simply be a reprint. We're working on a set/block, remember?

 

[Swissempire]

Very funny, and at your warman point, what about GLASSES OF TEDD


Hypocrite

 

[Warman17]

Goggles [1]
Artifact
Bind to target creature.
The goggles, they do nothing!

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Very funny, and at your warman point, what about GLASSES OF TEDD


Hypocrite

Uh... what about Glasses of Tedd?
Aven Cloudchaser ~= Cloudchaser Eagle.


Warman, WTH is bind? Are you perhaps trying to create an Equipment? (subtype of artifact, look them up in Gatherer

 

[Swissempire]

Glasses of Tedd= Glasses of Urza...duh

 

[Warman17]

Erik, stop being so stingy on the wording. Just make it so number one.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Me: These two official cards are functionally identical.
SE: Your card is functionally identical to another one! Duh.

Well, so WTH?


Anyway:

stalin's Response [3BB]
Sorcery
Destroy target nonenchantment permanent. All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
"I hate you stalin, you and your nukes have killed millions in das nes." -Poll option

More coming soon...

 

[Warman17]

RtoR2 2GG
Enchantment
RtoR2 can not be targeted by spells or creature abilities.
2 -> Target creature recives +1/+2 until end of turn.
"Rtor2: You have two cows. They are immortal." -Admiral Super.

EQandCivfanatic 1UUU
Creature - Ancient NESer
3 -> search your deck for RtoR2 and put in your hand
3/3
"And so the rubberband decided Rome's fate to be sealed."

 

[BananaLee]

Nessos
Land

Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool
1 Tap: Add 1 mana of any colour to your mana pool
At the end of turn, if Nessos is tapped, return it to player's hand

It comes, it goes, it never bloody stays to conquer

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BananaLee (WUBGR)
Legendary Creature

8/8

At the end of turn, add a -1/-1 Assignment counter to BananaLee.
2: Remove an assignment counter from BananaLee

Flashback (2WUBGR)

He comes, he goes - and when bloody assignments come along, he gets conquered

 

[Erik Mesoy]

BananaLee (WUBGR)

*cough*MarySue*cough*

-1/-1 Assignment counter

A.k.a, a -1/-1 counter.

Flashback (2WUBGR)

On a creature?

I think this project is best left hibernated for a while. Too many people have a very shaky grasp of the rules and the color pie.

Somehow, this went better on EGS.

 

[Silver Steak]

Just Kill It.

 

[BananaLee]

*cough*MarySue*cough*
A.k.a, a -1/-1 counter.

Not sure what's wrong with a MarySue. The sliver queen in Tempest had the 5-colour combo, she was 7/7, all slivers gain +1/+1 with pay 2, get a 1/1 Sliver Counter.

And you can call the counter anything. The reason why I called it an "Assignment" counter is to put things in context. Plus, that also means I can't take out any random old -1/-1 counter. Haven't you seen those sorts of cards before? Or do they not make them nowadays?

Flashback.. Well, that was new fangled so I just threw it in.

Not sure how long you've been playing but I did a stint or two back in the days of Mirage and stopped somewhere after Urza's Saga (before starting again with an all-common in Mercadian Masques and stopping shortly after)

 

[Gelion]

I should think of something here....