Make-a-Caption - Rome Total: War

[LightSpectra]

Another image:

 

[Skwink]

Ok, that golden guy is using hax!!

 

[Maniacal]

"Attaching a branch to our backs will disguise us from the enemy!"

 

[mgsmuhammad]

"Why don't we take the golden statue, and push it somewhere else!"

 

[Omega124]

Dude on Horseback 1: Dude, you're totally checking his ***
DoH2: Am not!
DoH1: You are. The evidence is collosial.

 

[LightSpectra]

"Why don't we take the golden statue, and push it somewhere else!"

 

[Double A]

Bronze Colossus vs the Holy Order of the Fern Branch 4

 

[Joecoolyo]

Another image:

Spoiler :

Dat giant golden ass.

 

[AnthonyBoscia]

Another image:

Spoiler :

"Sure, I got your back. But if Kratos shows up, I'm outta here."

 

[sophie]

"Why don't we take the golden statue, and push it somewhere else!"

This is the winner.

 

[GoodGame]

"And they Rhodes on into the sunset"


(pun, because it's the Colossus of Rhodes)

 

[Civ'ed]

Horseman 1: *poke*
*statue falls over*
All Horsemen: Daaaaaym.

 

[Skwink]

"Why don't we take the golden statue, and push it somewhere else!"

And the Colossus of Rhodes was destroyed that day.

 

[Double A]

"And they Rhodes on into the sunset"


(pun, because it's the Colossus of Rhodes)

Great pun ruined by an explanation.

(the colossus is a ruin now)

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Horseman1: "Okay guys, remember my plan, use the branches to tickle the giant guy until he falls down on our enemies!"
Horseman2: "What if he falls on us?"
Horseman1: *eerie silence*

 

[Dachs]

It's weird to see everybody cracking jokes about the Baktrian somatophylakes strategou; they seem so normal to a baktrofag like myself.

"Why don't we take the golden statue, and push it somewhere else!"

This is the best one by far.

 

[Specialist290]

The Rhodians' Ultimate Superweapon could have turned the tide of battle and history as we know it, had its builders not overlooked one tiny detail: They read the schematics backwards.

 

[W|M]

What in the...?

Part of the city is sinking!

 

[remake20]

"That looks sweet, but why doesn't this 'Scotty' guy ever beam us down something useful?"

 

[SouthernKing]

Losing in battle? Need a little help? Teh Mighty Charlie Sheen statue will rain down Arrows of WINNING for 3 easy payments of $481523.42!!!