Perfection
The Great Head.
Jewism, it's like where you believe one half the bible but not the jesusy one
Make your own religion!
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Eukaryote
Deity
Jewishish
Rules: Act sorta kinda jewish.
Rules: Act sorta kinda jewish.
Slaughter
Paladin
The Cult of the Nuke
The Cult of the Nuke is a cult of man who whorship The Bomb as a sign from the god Plutonius, the god of the atom. They see the destruction of the nuclear bombs as a sign of power of this new god. They believe that they are the children of the wasteland that will exist after the nukes destroy all that existed before and renew the earth.
The Cult of the Nuke is a cult of man who whorship The Bomb as a sign from the god Plutonius, the god of the atom. They see the destruction of the nuclear bombs as a sign of power of this new god. They believe that they are the children of the wasteland that will exist after the nukes destroy all that existed before and renew the earth.
cybrxkhan
Asian Xwedodah
stereotypical americanism (european perspective):
commandments:
1. Thou shalt eat only McDonalds, chips, and fattening/sugary foods.
2. Thou shalt watch TV.
3. Thou shalt like REAL football, not that communist football.
4. Thou shalt not be as refined and intelligent as the Europeans.
5. Thou shalt speak the incorrect form of English.
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commandments:
1. Thou shalt eat only McDonalds, chips, and fattening/sugary foods.
2. Thou shalt watch TV.
3. Thou shalt like REAL football, not that communist football.
4. Thou shalt not be as refined and intelligent as the Europeans.
5. Thou shalt speak the incorrect form of English.
...
Gilder
Deity
aronnax
Let your spirit be free
Christlam
A merger of Christianty and Islam
The only problem is that once the drink the communial wine, you have to shoot yourself
A merger of Christianty and Islam
The only problem is that once the drink the communial wine, you have to shoot yourself
GeorgeOP
RF Bleachers
Donkeyism Commandments:
1. Thou shall do anything to save the Mother Earth. Thou shall make any sacrafice to save her. Thou shall force all non believers to also pay homage to her. High-Priests of Donkeyism are exempt from this law and can poison her if it makes them happy.
2. Thou shall steal money from others if they have more money than you and they are members of another religion. There is no such thing as hard work, that is a fallacy of Religion X. If someone else has more money, it is because they cheated and/or practiced anti Donkeyism to obtain it. Therefore they do not deserve it and it is ok to steal it. Except High-Priests of Donkeyism, for they may accumulate as much wealth as they want and may do it in any means possible.
3. True believers can do no wrong. If something bad happens to them, it is because of a member of Religion X. Whomever blames first is believed.
4. Do not use reason to come up with ideas. Look at Religion X. Whatever Religion X says is wrong and Donkeyism needs to take the opposite stance.
5. High-Priests of Donkeyism are always better than leaders of Religion X. No matter how many unethical/illegal things High-Priests do, they were just doing it to help out the other members of Donkeyism.
6. War is bad. War is always bad. Unless the war is launched by a High-Priest of Donkeyism to cover up an investigation about himself. Or if a High-Priest actively drags a country into a war to stop a totalitarian dictatorship. Or any reason a High-Priest goes to war.
7. High-Priests of Donkeyism can change their mind at any time. Once they have changed their mind it is clear they have always thought that way and that others had just misinterpreted their ideas.
8. If Donkeyism is in the minority, protest over and over again until you brainwash enough non believers into taking your side.
9. Logic is flawed. Feelings are much more important and can't be counter argued.
10. America is the worst contry in the history of the world. Just because people there are richer and lead easier and better lives does not make it better. Just becuase it is one of the only countries to sacrafice it's own members to save other countries does make it better. Just because they are having a problem of keeping other people out does not make it better. Just becuase they have never had a problem of people leaving the country does not make it better. There have been a couple of bad marks in their history, and it is totally ok to rip them for that.
1. Thou shall do anything to save the Mother Earth. Thou shall make any sacrafice to save her. Thou shall force all non believers to also pay homage to her. High-Priests of Donkeyism are exempt from this law and can poison her if it makes them happy.
2. Thou shall steal money from others if they have more money than you and they are members of another religion. There is no such thing as hard work, that is a fallacy of Religion X. If someone else has more money, it is because they cheated and/or practiced anti Donkeyism to obtain it. Therefore they do not deserve it and it is ok to steal it. Except High-Priests of Donkeyism, for they may accumulate as much wealth as they want and may do it in any means possible.
3. True believers can do no wrong. If something bad happens to them, it is because of a member of Religion X. Whomever blames first is believed.
4. Do not use reason to come up with ideas. Look at Religion X. Whatever Religion X says is wrong and Donkeyism needs to take the opposite stance.
5. High-Priests of Donkeyism are always better than leaders of Religion X. No matter how many unethical/illegal things High-Priests do, they were just doing it to help out the other members of Donkeyism.
6. War is bad. War is always bad. Unless the war is launched by a High-Priest of Donkeyism to cover up an investigation about himself. Or if a High-Priest actively drags a country into a war to stop a totalitarian dictatorship. Or any reason a High-Priest goes to war.
7. High-Priests of Donkeyism can change their mind at any time. Once they have changed their mind it is clear they have always thought that way and that others had just misinterpreted their ideas.
8. If Donkeyism is in the minority, protest over and over again until you brainwash enough non believers into taking your side.
9. Logic is flawed. Feelings are much more important and can't be counter argued.
10. America is the worst contry in the history of the world. Just because people there are richer and lead easier and better lives does not make it better. Just becuase it is one of the only countries to sacrafice it's own members to save other countries does make it better. Just because they are having a problem of keeping other people out does not make it better. Just becuase they have never had a problem of people leaving the country does not make it better. There have been a couple of bad marks in their history, and it is totally ok to rip them for that.
Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
racism.
self-explanatory
self-explanatory
It involves a lot of running, right?
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