Masculinity Appreciation Thread

[Masada]

Washington Monument.................................................Clinton Monument

One covered in sleaze?

Everything I say is relevant.

The VPD? You wouldn't live long enough. Although, technically, you only have to look like a criminal for them to shoot you, not actually be one.

Guilty before a crime is even committed, that's dedication!

 

[Sharwood]

One covered in sleaze?

Futurama reference.

Are you the laughter cracking at me?

Guilty before a crime is even committed, that's dedication!

It's policing, the Australian way!

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Manfest 2008

I'm a Man

I'm the Man

 

[bhsup]

I'm a Man

I'm the Man

A slightly different take on this!

The Man Song

 

[Angst]

Washington Monument.................................................Clinton Monument

I don't think you got it

 

[Sharwood]

I don't think you got it

Two cylindrical objects, and one appears taller than the other? There's not much reading between the lines necessary there. It's either a Futurama crack - which I worked in myself - a pissing contest joke, or a case of; "Shrek thinks he's compensatin' for somethin'."

at the Powerthirst tag.

 

[Masada]

It's the colour?

 

[Sharwood]

It's the colour?

But one of them is only white at the base, but dark at the tip. Admittedly, I'm no penis expert, but they don't really look like that on us whiteys.

 

[soul_warrior]

But one of them is only white at the base, but dark at the tip. Admittedly, I'm no penis expert, but they don't really look like that on us whiteys.

one white shaft. one brown cigar.
savvy?

 

[Sharwood]

one white shaft. one brown cigar.
savvy?

"I was in the pool!"

I still stand by my post #48.

 

[Angst]

Two cylindrical objects, and one appears taller than the other? There's not much reading between the lines necessary there. It's either a Futurama crack - which I worked in myself - a pissing contest joke, or a case of; "Shrek thinks he's compensatin' for somethin'."

at the Powerthirst tag.

Futurama? No idea, but you have an idea about it. The two monuments you talked about however, wherever they might have been the monuments displayed or not, it wasn't my point.

 

[Sharwood]

Futurama? No idea, but you have an idea about it. The two monuments you talked about however, wherever they might have been the monuments displayed or not, it wasn't my point.

So Shrek's right?

 

[Angst]

So Shrek's right?

Or Huayna Capac357.

 

[Sharwood]

Or Huayna Capac357.

How can he be right? He hasn't posted in the thread.

 

[Angst]

How can he be right? He hasn't posted in the thread.

It's an avatar thing.

It is a pretty pagoda, let us leave it at that. It was better with his older avvie imho.

 

[Narz]

Cars aren't manly, biking is much more manly (moving yourself intelligently & royally without any need for external power). Meat is only manly if you kill it yourself with your bare hands.

Pit bulls & other big lovable dogs are both adorable & manly at the same time (the epitomy on manliness really & the same way women feel about real men such as myself )

Manly

Any dog less than 20lb is more appropriate for a lonely old spinster.

Unmanly

Also, self-sufficiency is generally manly. Chopping your own wood for a fire is manly, calling the gas company & having to wait three days cause the company is much more powerful than you & can treat you as irrelevant & loyal out of weakness despite any abuse is unmanly.

Cats are also inherently manly, what male doesn't like *****? If a male loudly proclaims he doesn't like cats he's probably intimidated by creatures who don't offer him constant reassurance & blind loyalty no matter how inadequate he is.

 

[soul_warrior]

VERY UNMANLY, submitting to slavery!

plain UNMANLY (too many shiny bits, and being plain crazy)

 

[Narz]

Also, R&B music pre-1980 is generally manly or at least nuetral. R&B music post-1980 is generally very far from manly.

 

[soul_warrior]

Also, R&B music pre-1980 is generally manly or at least nuetral. R&B music post-1980 is generally very far from manly.

QFT!
that singer up is Sam Cooke
the man amongst men of men stature....

 

[Sharwood]

Cars aren't manly, biking is much more manly (moving yourself intelligently & royally without any need for external power). Meat is only manly if you kill it yourself with your bare hands.

Biking is only manly if done without a helmet or pads. Also, none of those pansy tights.

Unmanly

It would however be manly to keep such creatures for use as fishing bait, or as light snacks for oneself.