Masculinity Appreciation Thread

[Sharwood]

I am a man, and like manly things.

I like this:

This:

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I do not like this:

Or this:

And definitely not this:

My fellow men, rejoice in your masculinity! Tell us of your likes and dislikes! Down with handbags, up with mini-skirts!

 

[holy king]

hey, i already started a sausage thread!

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

I like farting away in stinky old clothes while lifting weights in a gym full of similar such guys!

 

[Sharwood]

hey, i already started a sausage thread!

Mine's better. It has steak.

 

[hossam]

why does this pony have patchy hair?

btw i like ponies, and pretty much any animal. especially squirrels, ive always wanted to pet one.

 

[Thorbal]

Why do you hate ponies ? You are probably also the kind of person that hates sheep?!

I am manly because I like ponies, squirrels and sheep.

Oh, and bumblebees!

 

[Sharwood]

why does this pony have patchy hair?

btw i like ponies, and pretty much any animal. especially squirrels, ive always wanted to pet one.

I had a cuter, more effeminate looking one, but it wouldn't work.

I'm guessing for saddlage.

 

[Perfection]

Guns

Supercars

Alcohol

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

why does this pony have patchy hair?

btw i like ponies, and pretty much any animal. especially squirrels, ive always wanted to pet one.

I love the squirrels man! Same with pigeons. They have this parallel existence in the urban environment that just makes you laugh when you get to worried about your own life.

The funniest is when you see a squirrel pulling something bigger than its own body (in dimensions, not weight).

 

[Perfection]

OMG! Puppies!

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

I think my poster has those same seven puppies in it. Although they are on a couch, not in a wagon.

 

[Sharwood]

Why do you hate ponies ? You are probably also the kind of person that hates sheep?!

I am manly because I like ponies, squirrels and sheep.

Oh, and bumblebees!

Sheep smell bad. AND PONIES ARE TOO CUTE TO BE MANLY! Bumblebees can at least seriously hurt a fully grown man if they're allergic. What's a pony going to do, trample you with their tiny hooves?

Squirrels are awesome:

He could take your pony anyday, girlfriend.

 

[Sharwood]

Guns

Supercars

Alcohol

Subversion!

I cannot object to a picture containing a wheelbarrow. It is a strong, masculine object. And those dogs will surely be raised to herd sheep and kill immigrants, so they are acceptable, albeit barely, and only due to their wheelbarrowness.

 

[holy king]

 

[soul_warrior]

a favorite toy:

a worng turn taken,

leads to:

 

[Perfection]

I cannot object to a picture containing a wheelbarrow. It is a strong, masculine object. And those dogs will surely be raised to herd sheep and kill immigrants, so they are acceptable, albeit barely, and only due to their wheelbarrowness.

That's not a wheelbarrow.

It's a wagon.

 

[Sharwood]

That's not a wheelbarrow.

It's a wagon.

No! No, that's not true, that's impossible! NOOOOOOOO! NO!

 

[Hygro]

Guns

Supercars

Alcohol

quite clever, almost very funny. I would have put cars first, alcohol second, and guns third. And made the font bigger ornd bolder.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

This thread powertools need.

And machineguns

 

[holy king]